Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[thejman93]

CM Punk also tweeted about John Cena being the honorary team captain of the New York Jets on Sunday at MetLife Stadium (home of Wrestlemania 29). He wrote: "Here's what I know: I'm not a football guy. If I was, I wouldn't allow myself to be honorary anything of a team I didn't even like. That being said, Tebow thinks there's a god, and believes he will help him win his insignificant game of football. I'll be in Knoxville..."

Punk's the man.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Punk's the man.

So I guess Punk is going with a new "Jealous of Tebow" angle while Cena is going through rehab?

[thejman93]

So I guess Punk is going with a new "Jealous of Tebow" angle while Cena is going through rehab?

Tebow v. Punk at HIAC. Book that shit.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Tebow v. Punk at HIAC. Book that shit.

You'd have to change the name to "Heck In A Cell"

Hell is a curse word and Tebow is against Curse words.

[thejman93]

You'd have to change the name to "Heck In A Cell"

Hell is a curse word and Tebow is against Curse words.

I'm surprised WWE haven't done that already. Wouldn't want to offend anybody.

Speaking of Punk:

[akbar]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

Jeez! What a line.

[K2Jelly]

I'm surprised WWE haven't done that already. Wouldn't want to offend anybody.

Speaking of Punk:

Pssh, you kidding me?

You see that HIAC promo featuring Devil Punk? They ALREADY crossed that line.

[Robstar]

Man, I'm too fucking rad!

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Pssh, you kidding me?

You see that HIAC promo featuring Devil Punk? They ALREADY crossed that line.

Not true... Just throw a Halo over Tebow and you have Mordecai vs. Undertaker epic match that never came to be.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Man, I'm too fucking rad!

You said "rad"

You fucked that one up

It's spelled

P-E-R-V-E-R-T-E-D