Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[thejman93]

Power never went out, save for the occasional flicker, no real wind damage. I'm a lucky dude.

[thejman93]

[Robstar]

http://thenextweb.com/media/2012/10/...ash-and-stock/

So Disney have bought LucasArts and plan to make more Star Wars movies

[Bodom]

Virgins are less fun than people imagine.

But that tightness dawg....

[Dennis]

Some 20 year old Brazilian girl sold her virginity for $780,000 to some Japanese guy...

wow. just to have sex one time hahah... normally I would make some joke about her being a prostitute but most people would have sex for that amount of money.

[Steve Austin]

wow. just to have sex one time hahah... normally I would make some joke about her being a prostitute but most people would have sex for that amount of money.

I think her words were:

I'm not a prostitute, I'm just having sex for money.

[Robstar]

But that tightness dawg....

That's what the "tradesman's entrance" is for haha. I don't really get off on the causing my partner pain thing, and there's all that stopping and starting. It's no good when you're a sensitive and empathetic lover. My thing has always been that I get off on getting them off.....so tears at the end isn't particularly encouraging!


But that said.....I speak from experience, dawg! lmao

[Amerinaine]

wow. just to have sex one time hahah... normally I would make some joke about her being a prostitute but most people would have sex for that amount of money.

I would give up mine for that kinda scratch. (Offers from women only please.)

[Robstar]

I would give up mine for that kinda scratch. (Offers from women only please.)

Damn it!!!!

[Dennis]

I would give up mine for that kinda scratch. (Offers from women only please.)

I'm glad that you are the one to make this joke.. I could of made this joke as well hhahahahah