Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Speaking of Red Lobster- are any of you fans of those Cheddar Bay Biscuit things that they put out on the table while you're waiting for your food? I'm not a fan of that particular chain of restaurants (their seafood seems to range from mediocre to kind of embarrassing), but those little biscuits are all kinds of fantastic. A woman that I used to work with "cracked the code" and gave me the recipe that she came up with, and damn if she didn't nail it. I get a kick out of putting them out when people come over and then waiting to hear "Holy shit! You stole these from the Red Lobster, didn't you?"

My wife cracked the code for those biscuits as well... The password was "Pintrest"

it's the "Nice guy" test. and there is almost no way to win.
It can be done, but it takes skill, charm, and split-second timing.
also a good movie and chocolate. don't go with a date movie, go with a revenge movie, then make out with her when the main character get's back at the asshole that made her feel bad and hooks up with the other guy

Or you could simply set her down and tell her, "look I understand that I am your good friend, but I am not here to give you dating advice. I have to balance my own relationships with females, and your self-pity makes me sick. If you really think you are that nuts, then check into the state house, or call Dr. Phil because I live in the real world where we don't have these euphoric ideas that everything in a relationship is "perfect"; but then again, I should have known you were "that" kind of girl... That's why I never went for you."

After she begins crying, slowly lick her tears from her face and tell her that she looks fat when she cries and needs to stop scaring the neighbor kids.

I have tried all these things minus the revenge thing on girls... that is an interesting spin on how to win the nice guy test. I will try it sometimes and if it works I will be the first to call you a genius!

The revenge thing works well... Especially when the girl has just found out that a guy has been cheating on her. It is in those moments that YOU could be that rebound mistake!

[stone cold bruiser brody]

Lucky Charms for breakfast...yum

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Lucky Charms for breakfast...yum

Are they magically delicious?

[stone cold bruiser brody]

Are they magically delicious?

But of course!

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

But of course!

Slow day... Everyone must be in church.

[akbar]

Slow day... Everyone must be in church.

Pretty much.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Pretty much.

I figured as much

[akbar]

I figured as much

I done a rendition of 'Silent Night' with the African gospel choir.

Lol nah in all seriousness, it's good to keep in contact with the big man upstairs every now and then.

[Bodom]

Speaking of Church. It was only a matter of time until someone Rule 34'd Lollipop Chainsaw.

http://kotaku.com/5959411/lollipop-c...japanese-porno

[VanHooliganX]

Speaking of Church. It was only a matter of time until someone Rule 34'd Lollipop Chainsaw.

http://kotaku.com/5959411/lollipop-c...japanese-porno

*sighs* I should be surprised but we're on the internet. ;_;