Chocolate Blades of Thunder

**magglis** · 11-12-2012, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Basically Shaz has finally reached puberty and found himself a girlfriend, we don't know if he really has but there's a chance some girl has taken pity on him.

He's decided to brag about getting his first kiss from someone other than his mum by pretending like he suddenly knows all regarding women/sex or anything in that area. Common occurrence in nerdy teenagers I believe.

Lololololololololololol

**K2Jelly** · 11-12-2012, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Nah I'm just fucking around. Lol

lol. We know.

**Shaz11** · 11-12-2012, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Automatic

Huh, I don't get this.

What I'm tryna say is that:

Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

Steve = Steve.

Hasn't got the weapon = Hasn't got a cock.

Of ass destruction = Ass. (Destruction = The pain women get when the cock gets inserted).

Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

Is that clear enough?

**Robstar** · 11-12-2012, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

No. My 5th girlfriend. But the first one I LOVE.

Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!

**Shaz11** · 11-12-2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Basically Shaz has finally reached puberty and found himself a girlfriend, we don't know if he really has but there's a chance some girl has taken pity on him.

He's decided to brag about getting his first kiss from someone other than his mum by pretending like he suddenly knows all regarding women/sex or anything in that area. Common occurrence in nerdy teenagers I believe.

At least I can say that I owned Steve once.

**Steve Austin** · 11-12-2012, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

At least I can say that I owned Steve once.

But you didn't. Now go bed!

Class dismissed.

**Shaz11** · 11-12-2012, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

But you didn't. Now go bed!

Class dismissed.

YES I DID!

Still haven't got permission to the "club?".

**Dennis** · 11-12-2012, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Robstar

Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!

hey! he gets to be ted now!?

**Automatic** · 11-12-2012, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

What I'm tryna say is that:

Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

Steve = Steve.

Hasn't got the weapon = Hasn't got a cock.

Of ass destruction = Ass. (Destruction = The pain women get when the cock gets inserted).

Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.

Is that clear enough?

I get all that, but you also don't give her the ass destruction.
Does that mean you also don't have a cock?