Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

You guys are boring.

I believe I already said that

[akbar]

Also ANY discussion of females over the Internet, I would take it's authenticity with a grain of salt...

[Shaz11]

Woah, woah, woah, easy there Ted Mosby!! How long has this been going on now? Don't be chucking that L word around so recklessly!

I was only messing there ya fool!

[Steve Austin]

I get all that, but you also don't give her the ass destruction.
Does that mean you also don't have a cock?

He doesn't even know what one is.

YES I DID!

Still haven't got permission to the "club?".

[akbar]

Nah I'm just fucking around. Lol

[Steve Austin]

Nah I'm just fucking around. Lol

Didn't you post this already?

[Robstar]

hey! he gets to be ted now!?

Anyone who throws out the L word in under 3 months qualifies to be as pathetic as Ted in relationships.

[Automatic]

I will do in the future.

But that might take 10 years bro.
Or is she an easy type?

[Robstar]

I was only messing there ya fool!

Just trying to save you from a terrible mistake Shaz. Even if that IS the way you feel....best to keep it inside for a while. Or, put that part into her, better still!

[Shaz11]

But that might take 10 years bro.
Or is she an easy type?

Naah! I might get married to her after Sixth Form.

I dunno, probably. We were talking about sex in Nandos, and she said she's gonna save herself till marriage.