Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

I read all of Ashley's posts in the voice of Haley Dunphy.

Well that's locked into my brain now!

[Robstar]

A simple hoodie or something might help to make him look less homeless.

They could do an episode of Extreme Makeover on Foley and Lawler.

[Iron Ape]

Well that's locked into my brain now!

I think it's pretty damn spot-on.

[Iron Ape]

They could do an episode of Extreme Makeover on Foley and Lawler.

Ty Pennington can turn a fire hose on them, like the beginning of First Blood. Just wash the years and years of horrible fashion choices off.

[Robstar]

Ty Pennington can turn a fire hose on them, like the beginning of First Blood. Just wash the years and years of horrible fashion choices off.

"Now Mick I'm going to take your flannel and Jerry, give me that crown and your horrible Affliction-esque t shirts and throw them on this fire..."

[Iron Ape]

I really like the homeless vagabond look to be honest. I couldn't picture him in anything more.

While I think he looks like a slovenly pig- a good pig, mind you, like Wilbur from Charlotte's Web- I'm actually more bothered by the fact that he seems like he gets his haircut at PetSmart. I guess some of it is out of necessity on account of his ears being deformed...but still.

[AshleyPunk]

I read all of Ashley's posts in the voice of Haley Dunphy.

Emmm hey and why?

[Iron Ape]

"Now Mick I'm going to take your flannel and Jerry, give me that crown and your horrible Affliction-esque t shirts and throw them on this fire..."

They'll flee the fashion consultants by taking off into the woods.

[Iron Ape]

Emmm hey and why?

Because your board personality is just like her.

[Automatic]

What is this?

It's Ziggler's entrance song, slightly altered.

But nevermind that shit, check out THE ROID.



The roids made his right hand take another shape.

It's about as moronic as posting snippets of rap lyrics is what it is.

. It's far more creative.