Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

Fair enough. I'm not a huge fan of most beer or whiskeys... Though I have to admit some beer is awesome.... But I have to eat breath mints when I drink beer around my female friends because they hate the smell.

Honestly Dennis, if you were close enough - I'd fucking HIT you right now.

That is appalling.

[Dennis]

Honestly Dennis, if you were close enough - I'd fucking HIT you right now.

That is appalling.

I didn't say I hate most beer and whiskeys. I said something similar to bodom a while back and he had a very similar reaction. Just given the choice between a long island or a beer I'm most of the time going to choose the long island... I tend to like vodka based drinks the most.

[Iron Ape]

No, dude. It's the whole part involving you altering your behavior to accommodate those who still aren't giving you access to their respective under-carriages.

[Iron Ape]

You don't like how my breath smells with alcohol on it? Be more interesting, so I won't need to drink.

[Dennis]

No, dude. It's the whole part involving you altering your behavior to accommodate those who still aren't giving you access to their respective under-carriages.

I didn't even think of that as a possibility hahaha. They are my friends, and if they don't like the smell of beer I could eat a breath mint which tastes good plus they are happy... or I could just have beer smelling breath what pisses them off... probably making it harder for me to ever get into their "under-carriages" though I am not saying I want to. I don't know why I had to add that, I don't think my friends forum stalk me.

You don't like how my breath smells with alcohol on it? Be more interesting, so I won't need to drink.

hahahhah True... though I sometimes drink before hanging out with them... like moving from one friend group to the other... and also it gives me enough balls to hit on the girls in my social group... which can be interesting until my friends mom tells me about how I told her 19 year old daughter to eat my celery and after she said she felt awkward I pointed to my crotch and said not this celery the celery that comes with my hot wings.

[K2Jelly]

Holy mother of God. El Dandy's back.

[Dennis]

Holy mother of God. El Dandy's back.

Who is that?

[Iron Ape]

Holy mother of God. El Dandy's back.

He gets banned for months at a time, and then counts down the days until he can return. Dedicated fellow, that one.

*is wistful*

[Robstar]

I didn't even think of that as a possibility hahaha. They are my friends, and if they don't like the smell of beer I could eat a breath mint which tastes good plus they are happy... or I could just have beer smelling breath what pisses them off... probably making it harder for me to ever get into their "under-carriages" though I am not saying I want to. I don't know why I had to add that, I don't think my friends forum stalk me.

hahahhah True... though I sometimes drink before hanging out with them... like moving from one friend group to the other... and also it gives me enough balls to hit on the girls in my social group... which can be interesting until my friends mom tells me about how I told her 19 year old daughter to eat my celery and after she said she felt awkward I pointed to my crotch and said not this celery the celery that comes with my hot wings.

You know what this says to me?

[VanHooliganX]

You don't like how my breath smells with alcohol on it? Be more interesting, so I won't need to drink.

That sounds like something Tomsta would say.

Probably followed by screaming "COME ON BORO!" as loudly as possible into my left ear ;_;