Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Poot-Hair]

I'm bored so I'm trolling the efed section. May God have mercy on my soul.

[Tommy Thunder]

Alo wants me to believe that he turned his password over to his legal counsel, so the PMs I'm receiving from the account are now supposed to be on behalf of his attorney. (Like any friggin' lawyer in the world would actually begin their correspondence regarding an actionable offense on a wrestling message board via the account of a banned former member, because that so screams "LEGITIMACY!") What's hilarious is that Leon James Stuart (alo) and Daniel Walkerin (alo's fictitious lawyer) make the same abundance of spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, and his lawyer can't help but cop the same condescending, juvenile, and spectacularly moronic attitude that alo does when he doesn't get his way.

It's such an embarrassing, misguided ploy- but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't eagerly anticipate each new message he sends me, as they're every bit as hilarious as they are completely fucking tragic.

I have a suggestion, if I may.
Could you start a thread here in the tea spot, close it (so that only mods can post in it) and then you guys post these conversations you're having with this 'lawyer' of his?

It all sounds like something that would make for some very entertaining light reading

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

You know what really gets me about Ashley? Her amazing ability to really, really miss a point then to deflect, deny or misinterpret it when shown to her. Her blinkered understanding is really nothing short of staggering.

I honestly don't have an issue with her. I just find myself scrolling past any post that has her sig pic in it and if something strikes my interest, it's usually from another user quoting her. With B-Mac, I get the majority of my entertainment from him when he is engaged in conversation with anyone not having a female name. Post whoring doesn't bother me when it's entertaining at least.

Yeah, I also get a pretty good kick out of that.

What makes his stupidity even worse is that he's simultaneously so damn arrogant. I mean, shit like this just cracks me up:


The only thing that could have made this funnier was if he had also cockily written (Right Spelling) next to his misspelling of correspondence, too. (Keep in mind, he's writing all of this rubbish under the guise of being a legal PROFESSIONAL.)

That is friggin awesome. I love when people try to point out that they are smart, only to have lampooned the idea in the sentence before the post in which they make their vital point. It's even better knowing that this example comes from someone pretending to be his own legal counsel... At least Joseph Park, Esq. has the audacity to live up to the idea of spell checking his script and using a thesaurus to insert more intellectual sounding words.

[Poot-Hair]

I have a suggestion, if I may.
Could you start a thread here in the tea spot, close it (so that only mods can post in it) and then you guys post these conversations you're having with this 'lawyer' of his?

It all sounds like something that would make for some very entertaining light reading

This. Oh for the love of God this. I would pee myself laughing.

[Iron Ape]

That is hilarity, utter hilarity. See, that was one of the reasons why alo caught so much hell before he got banned. He had his "brother" create an alt called "instigator" that trolled him. The funny part about that is all three of them all had the same spelling, grammar, sophmoric attitude.

What's so spectacular about this wrestling site anyways? Don't get me wrong, I like it here, but if you're banned and you KNOW you're going to remain banned just find another forum. There's f*cktons of them around. Maybe that's his problem, he thinks this is actually going to get him somewhere. What an idiot

I would rather see IPITS come back than this moron ever post another post in this forum.

I don't get it, either, man. One minute he's going on about how everyone here stalked and persecuted him; the next minute he's going on about how wonderful the people are here and how it's corrupt, power-hungry mods such as myself that are the problem (which is bizarre considering I had never even interacted with the guy before this bid to return and I played absolutely no role in his ousting).

It's like, just move on, dude. I'm sure there are some other corners of the internet pining for your unique vision of wrestling that involves forcible sex acts.

[Iron Ape]

Is there any chance we get to see these PM's?

I'm contemplating doing an entire thread, actually.

[Robstar]

I have a suggestion, if I may.
Could you start a thread here in the tea spot, close it (so that only mods can post in it) and then you guys post these conversations you're having with this 'lawyer' of his?

It all sounds like something that would make for some very entertaining light reading

Hmmmmm, I wonder if that is something Ape would do? It is too good to keep to oneself but it might be "used in evidence" when EWN is nailed to the wall by "Daniel Walkerin" for our already shady practices! Oh no!

[Destruction]

I'm contemplating doing an entire thread, actually.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE Ape. PLEASE!

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Hmmmmm, I wonder if that is something Ape would do? It is too good to keep to oneself but it might be "used in evidence" when EWN is nailed to the wall by "Daniel Walkerin" for our already shady practices! Oh no!

Is he the same lawyer involved in the Hogan Sex Tape lawsuit against Gawkers? Didn't that team also claim they'd go after any site who posted the footage (to which Ryan Clark said Fuck You basically to the claim and posted it anyways)

[Shaz11]

He needs to realise that he's wasting his time, and Ape's time.