Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

I'm contemplating doing an entire thread, actually.

Ape NOOOOOOO! Think of the legal backlash!!! lol

[Iron Ape]

I have a suggestion, if I may.
Could you start a thread here in the tea spot, close it (so that only mods can post in it) and then you guys post these conversations you're having with this 'lawyer' of his?

It all sounds like something that would make for some very entertaining light reading

It's probably going to happen, but I think I'm actually going to leave the thread open to everybody. I'll just dump everything in the opening post- which is why I'm trying to wait until he wraps this ridiculous crusade up- and then everyone can have their fun basking in all of the crazy. To me, it just doesn't make sense to close it because there's some golden nuggets of hilarity in there and people are going to want to chat about it; no point in folks scattering and then talking about alo's particular brand of crazy in a bunch of other places. I just assume keep it all centralized.

[VanHooliganX]

Alo wants me to believe that he turned his password over to his legal counsel, so the PMs I'm receiving from the account are now supposed to be on behalf of his attorney. (Like any friggin' lawyer in the world would actually begin their correspondence regarding an actionable offense on a wrestling message board via the account of a banned former member, because that so screams "LEGITIMACY!") What's hilarious is that Leon James Stuart (alo) and Daniel Walkerin (alo's fictitious lawyer) make the same abundance of spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, and his lawyer can't help but cop the same condescending, juvenile, and spectacularly moronic attitude that alo does when he doesn't get his way.

It's such an embarrassing, misguided ploy- but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't eagerly anticipate each new message he sends me, as they're every bit as hilarious as they are completely fucking tragic.

Beautiful :'D

Just, just beautiful.

[Robstar]

He needs to realise that he's wasting his time, and Ape's time.

I find it hilarious that he chose Ape to appeal to, of all the mods. I mean, I love Ape and all (as I'm betting you will all profess to here {you can PM me the truth}) but as far as mods go, he's not the one I would choose to sneak one past! Am I jealous? You betcha! Am I glad he chose Ape? You double betcha!

[Iron Ape]

Ape NOOOOOOO! Think of the legal backlash!!! lol

My totally legit Grandma is hooking me up with a totally legit lawyer. I'm thinking he might handle most of me and alo's interactions from here on out.

[Shaz11]

Ape NOOOOOOO! Think of the legal backlash!!! lol

And think of all the compensation Ape will have to pay!!

[Tommy Thunder]

It's probably going to happen, but I think I'm actually going to leave the thread open to everybody. I'll just dump everything in the opening post- which is why I'm trying to wait until he wraps this ridiculous crusade up- and then everyone can have their fun basking in all of the crazy. To me, it just doesn't make sense to close it because there's some golden nuggets of hilarity in there and people are going to want to chat about it; no point in folks scattering and then talking about alo's particular brand of crazy in a bunch of other places. I just assume keep it all centralized.

You sir, are a legend.
Can't wait to see this 'lawsuit' XD

[Robstar]

It's probably going to happen, but I think I'm actually going to leave the thread open to everybody. I'll just dump everything in the opening post- which is why I'm trying to wait until he wraps this ridiculous crusade up- and then everyone can have their fun basking in all of the crazy. To me, it just doesn't make sense to close it because there's some golden nuggets of hilarity in there and people are going to want to chat about it; no point in folks scattering and then talking about alo's particular brand of crazy in a bunch of other places. I just assume keep it all centralized.

Or you could start it and just keep adding to the OP as correspondence comes in? Who knows when this will end? (hopefully never)

[Shaz11]

I find it hilarious that he chose Ape to appeal to, of all the mods. I mean, I love Ape and all (as I'm betting you will all profess to here {you can PM me the truth}) but as far as mods go, he's not the one I would choose to sneak one past! Am I jealous? You betcha! Am I glad he chose Ape? You double betcha!

Are you mad bro? You betcha!

[Robstar]

When did Tommy take over top poster spot?