Toy Story 4: B-Mac's Incredibly Short 500 Word Essays
Originally Posted by Iron Ape
Buzz: To infinite and Beyond.
Woody: how about just to 500 words
Buzz: Sorry, Woody we have to defend the whole galaxy.
Woody: But B-mac only writes short posts.
Buzz: But he's an idiot, and a post whore.
Woody: True, I miss Andy.
Buzz: Me too Woody, Me too. I just don't feel the same Buzz I once did.
B-mac: Shut the fuck up you stupid toys, I have to explain to Iron Ape why my 500 Essay was less than 400 words.
Buzz: Okay space cadet, explain yourself, so I can protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg.
Woody: Yeah, go on partner, get 'er done.
B-Mac: Um... Toy's i said stop talking. Anyway, Ape, it's simple. The complaints are that my posts are not long enough, surely then, I should make an Essay that is too short to be accepted by the ones who requested it. Also, my Essay was becoming boring and repetitive and really, who wants to read something like that.
Buzz: Great, You have finished, now can you help us find Andy?
Woody: he's at college.
B-Mac: i thought you wanted to save the galaxy?
Buzz: I do, but first I must find Andy. I miss his cute little face.
Andy: Umm Buzz, That's a little weird.
*B-Mac has an annoyed look on his face which quickly turns into a twisted smile as he grabs a lighter from his pocket.*
B-Mac: do you guys remember Sid?
Buzz: What are you doing space ranger?
*B-mac melts Buzz and Woody.*
Now during the skit above, B-Mac explained that he wrote the Essay too short on Purpose. In reality he didn't even pay attention to how long it was. He didn't use a word count and he wasn't worried that it was clearly not enough words.