Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[B-MCINTYRE]

Your next essay should be about why your 500 word essays are shorter than 400 words.

Toy Story 4: B-Mac's Incredibly Short 500 Word Essays

Buzz: To infinite and Beyond.

Woody: how about just to 500 words

Buzz: Sorry, Woody we have to defend the whole galaxy.

Woody: But B-mac only writes short posts.

Buzz: But he's an idiot, and a post whore.

Woody: True, I miss Andy.

Buzz: Me too Woody, Me too. I just don't feel the same Buzz I once did.

B-mac: Shut the fuck up you stupid toys, I have to explain to Iron Ape why my 500 Essay was less than 400 words.

Buzz: Okay space cadet, explain yourself, so I can protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg.

Woody: Yeah, go on partner, get 'er done.

B-Mac: Um... Toy's i said stop talking. Anyway, Ape, it's simple. The complaints are that my posts are not long enough, surely then, I should make an Essay that is too short to be accepted by the ones who requested it. Also, my Essay was becoming boring and repetitive and really, who wants to read something like that.

Buzz: Great, You have finished, now can you help us find Andy?

Woody: he's at college.

B-Mac: i thought you wanted to save the galaxy?

Buzz: I do, but first I must find Andy. I miss his cute little face.

Andy: Umm Buzz, That's a little weird.

*B-Mac has an annoyed look on his face which quickly turns into a twisted smile as he grabs a lighter from his pocket.*

B-Mac: do you guys remember Sid?

Buzz: What are you doing space ranger?

B-Mac: Nothing...

*B-mac melts Buzz and Woody.*

The End...

Now during the skit above, B-Mac explained that he wrote the Essay too short on Purpose. In reality he didn't even pay attention to how long it was. He didn't use a word count and he wasn't worried that it was clearly not enough words.

[Iron Ape]

Toy Story 4: B-Mac's Incredibly Short 500 Word Essays

Buzz: To infinite and Beyond.

Woody: how about just to 500 words

Buzz: Sorry, Woody we have to defend the whole galaxy.

Woody: But B-mac only writes short posts.

Buzz: But he's an idiot, and a post whore.

Woody: True, I miss Andy.

Buzz: Me too Woody, Me too. I just don't feel the same Buzz I once did.

B-mac: Shut the fuck up you stupid toys, I have to explain to Iron Ape why my 500 Essay was less than 400 words.

Buzz: Okay space cadet, explain yourself, so I can protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg.

Woody: Yeah, go on partner, get 'er done.

B-Mac: Um... Toy's i said stop talking. Anyway, Ape, it's simple. The complaints are that my posts are not long enough, surely then, I should make an Essay that is too short to be accepted by the ones who requested it. Also, my Essay was becoming boring and repetitive and really, who wants to read something like that.

Buzz: Great, You have finished, now can you help us find Andy?

Woody: he's at college.

B-Mac: i thought you wanted to save the galaxy?

Buzz: I do, but first I must find Andy. I miss his cute little face.

Andy: Umm Buzz, That's a little weird.

*B-Mac has an annoyed look on his face which quickly turns into a twisted smile as he grabs a lighter from his pocket.*

B-Mac: do you guys remember Sid?

Buzz: What are you doing space ranger?

B-Mac: Nothing...

*B-mac melts Buzz and Woody.*

The End...

Now during the skit above, B-Mac explained that he wrote the Essay too short on Purpose. In reality he didn't even pay attention to how long it was. He didn't use a word count and he wasn't worried that it was clearly not enough words.

Lame. lol #teamdisappointed

[B-MCINTYRE]

Lame. lol #teamdisappointed

Could you post anything with less content? :P

[K2Jelly]

Lame. lol #teamdisappointed

Dear God! Not you, too! Noooooooooooooooooo!

[Iron Ape]

Could you post anything with less content? :P

Yes???????

[Iron Ape]

I don't mean to change this totally worthwhile post-count conversation, but I have to ask- anyone else here have bacon-flavored popcorn yet? Holy shit. This is revelatory, like losing your virginity kind of shit.

[Dennis]

Yes???????

Iron ape, in the last page you have posted a post that even b-mac made a joke about it's lack of substance, used a hashtag, and found away around the ten character rule..... is it december 21st??

[B-MCINTYRE]

Iron ape, in the last page you have posted a post that even b-mac made a joke about it's lack of substance, used a hashtag, and found away around the ten character rule..... is it december 21st??

That Joke is so last year. Ape, no I have not. Btw Dennis mentions the Hashtag. Aren't they banworthy anymore?

[bearkg88]

I don't mean to change this totally worthwhile post-count conversation, but I have to ask- anyone else here have bacon-flavored popcorn yet? Holy shit. This is revelatory, like losing your virginity kind of shit.

I have not had that...but now that you bring up bacon...there was something somewhere I saw in the last few days that stuck out to me as I wanted to try...but for the life of my i can't remember. I think it was at Walmart...so now I'm going to have to go looking around for whatever it was on my next day off. All I know is it had something to do with bacon(I think), and it sounded delicious

[Iron Ape]

That Joke is so last year. Ape, no I have not. Btw Dennis mentions the Hashtag. Aren't they banworthy anymore?

I don't think I'm going to be putting myself in the corner for using a single hash-tag, no.