Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

Sydney can go fuck itself... Shit city...

Still, it's about a million times better than Alice Springs

[Bodom]

It's because you are a fucking c.......

...ock bite....

[Robstar]

Shit city in a shit country.

You wouldn't say that if you came here. You'd be all like "Man this place rocks, the babes are so sweet, the beer is cold (as it should be) and the food is top notch - I'm never leaving!"

[Robstar]

...ock bite....

Where's the love? Oh I see Barney's son got arrested for some heinous crime or other.

[Bodom]

You wouldn't say that if you came here. You'd be all like "Man this place rocks, the babes are so sweet, the beer is cold (as it should be) and the food is top notch - I'm never leaving!"

Yeah but it's Australian beer.

and you put beetroot on your burgers.

[Robstar]

Yeah but it's Australian beer.

and you put beetroot on your burgers.

Not all Aussie beer is like that shit we export. We keep the good stuff here.

Also, I know the concept of beetroot on a burger sounds like it wouldn't - and by all rights shouldn't - work, but honestly, it's fucking aces man! It's when they whack the egg on there that you go, hold on a sec....

[Bodom]

Not all Aussie beer is like that shit we export. We keep the good stuff here.

Also, I know the concept of beetroot on a burger sounds like it wouldn't - and by all rights shouldn't - work, but honestly, it's fucking aces man! It's when they whack the egg on there that you go, hold on a sec....

Shame on you for keeping the good shit for yourselves.

And eggs on burger is equally disgusting. No thank you.

[Robstar]

Shame on you for keeping the good shit for yourselves.

And eggs on burger is equally disgusting. No thank you.

What's worse is there's this idea that someone got out there- probably as a practical joke, I don't know - to create an "Aussie pizza" by cracking an egg in the middle of that sucker. What on earth? Talk about being out of ideas

[akbar]

You wouldn't say that if you came here. You'd be all like "Man this place rocks, the babes are so sweet, the beer is cold (as it should be) and the food is top notch - I'm never leaving!"

Lol I was only playing, unlike us, you lot have this bright hot object called the Sun which I'm very fond of.

How's the multiculturalism in Australia? I don't think I've ever seen a black or asian dude with an Aussie accent. Lol

[Robstar]

Lol I was only playing, unlike us, you lot have this bright hot object called the Sun which I'm very fond of.

How's the multiculturalism in Australia? I don't think I've ever seen a black or asian dude with an Aussie accent. Lol

We are very multicultural. I'm pretty certain that there are more Muslims in my neighbourhood than any other denomination of.....whatever else there is. And Asians! By the truckload! The east Asians own and run all the bakeries and the west Asians drive all the taxis! That's just a statement of fact, not a diss.