Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Awesome Bomb]

[Robstar]

I admit it......will you?

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

What's worse is there's this idea that someone got out there- probably as a practical joke, I don't know - to create an "Aussie pizza" by cracking an egg in the middle of that sucker. What on earth? Talk about being out of ideas

Isn't it an Ostrich or Emu egg that they crack over the pizza?


MmmMmmMmmM... Exotic!

I am contractually prevented from commenting on my client. It's the Hippopotamus Oath I took when I became a legal doctor

Sadly, I don't think you're the only lawyer to have ever said this and meant it as a serious statement.

I'm really going to make it a point to be a little more contributive (if that really is a word...hang on let me ask Daniel walkerin...he says yes) here on the boards. I'm also really trying to turn my life around to be a better person for both myself and my son.

With that said, I want to apologize to anyone I've offended on here as well as my attitude of late. I'm really going to work on being a better Poot so have patience with me guys. I'm really looking for a fresh start with many of you

Anyway, daddy duty beckons again so time to go. Hope all is well with you guys.

Well Poot, looks like you got caught the same thing I got when I had my kids. I've changed myself in multiple ways since my eldest son was born and it seems like the more kids I had, the more responsible I became. We all still have those moments of weakness, but it's nice to see someone who you've come to know over the course of a year or so, making an effort to become a better person.


Enjoy the daddy duty because they grow up faster than you'd like, but never stop entertaining, frustrating, and causing you to age rapidly. I still remember when my little ones were that old. One of my favorite things was when they'd sleep on my chest while I laid on the couch. You'd be willing to allow your bladder to explode before risking the movement that might cause them to wake up.

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

I admit it......will you?

I'll admit I spell check my corrections before I post them... Or even go as far as checking my dictionary to make sure the meaning is correct.


But my favorite "Grammar Nazi" meme is still

[Dennis]

I pretty much pee'ed my pants when I read the " Did poot have a kid?" tag...

Who ever did that has some class!!!! Hahahah
GENIUS!

[Poot-Hair]

Isn't it an Ostrich or Emu egg that they crack over the pizza?


MmmMmmMmmM... Exotic!





Sadly, I don't think you're the only lawyer to have ever said this and meant it as a serious statement.





Well Poot, looks like you got caught the same thing I got when I had my kids. I've changed myself in multiple ways since my eldest son was born and it seems like the more kids I had, the more responsible I became. We all still have those moments of weakness, but it's nice to see someone who you've come to know over the course of a year or so, making an effort to become a better person.


Enjoy the daddy duty because they grow up faster than you'd like, but never stop entertaining, frustrating, and causing you to age rapidly. I still remember when my little ones were that old. One of my favorite things was when they'd sleep on my chest while I laid on the couch. You'd be willing to allow your bladder to explode before risking the movement that might cause them to wake up.

Indeed. I've always heard that "a woman becomes a mother the moment she finds out she's pregnant but a man becomes a father the moment he sees his child." This has proved true with me because after seeing that little man, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to ensure he's safe, healthy, and happy. It truely is a remarkable feeling.

[Poot-Hair]

I pretty much pee'ed my pants when I read the " Did poot have a kid?" tag...

Who ever did that has some class!!!! Hahahah
GENIUS!

Lol! I just saw that. I will gladly accept that tag

I know I'm sort of beating a dead horse with repeating over and over how happy I am to be a daddy, but it's honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me.

[Dennis]

Lol! I just saw that. I will gladly accept that tag

I know I'm sort of beating a dead horse with repeating over and over how happy I am to be a daddy, but it's honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I love tags that mock users with out being offensive or vulgar... because that's the sense of humor I have, you will never see me call someone an idiot on this site... or use vulgar language... it seems overzealous to me.

On a serious note it's all good that your proud to be a dad, it's better than the alternative

[Darkside Ron Garvin]

Indeed. I've always heard that "a woman becomes a mother the moment she finds out she's pregnant but a man becomes a father the moment he sees his child." This has proved true with me because after seeing that little man, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to ensure he's safe, healthy, and happy. It truely is a remarkable feeling.

The saying has more truth than most understand. I enjoyed every second when my children were first born, but I will tell you this. The older they get, the more enjoyment they become. Sure they do the dumb things that children (and a lot of teenagers to early 20s people to be honest) do, but they also do so much when thinking of you. Example, my wife took the kiddos for some ice cream today. While in line, my 4 year old suggested that they pick some up to take home to me. When asked which kind, my daughter replied "The Green Chocolate (mint chocolate chip) because that's Daddy's favorite!"


For a 4 year old to go out of her way to remember what her dads favorite thing is, be it as simple as ice cream or as complex as in I like Austin Aries because he work rate (yes, my daughter quoted me on that), tends to make a sense of pride swell in your gut. They are like a wine or a scotch Poot - Sure sometimes they get you angrier than you could imagine, but they only get better and bolder with time.


And don’t worry about beating that dead horse. When I had my youngest son, I literally told his entire story to every co worker I saw... Even if I was meeting them for the first time.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Still, it's about a million times better than Alice Springs

Cause that's hard... lol