I swear to God. My wrestling buddy is starting to piss me off. Every time we talk about wrestling, it's always about how "Cena sucks" and how he shouldn't even be "the man" and how all his opponents carry him through his matches and how "he sucks Vince's dick" and how "the kids are stupid for liking him" and how "his neck should have been broken by Punk's piledriver" and all that fucking annoying hipster crap. Every. fucking. time.