Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[B-MCINTYRE]

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf. Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? And this is why woolworths is lame.

[K2Jelly]

I swear to God. My wrestling buddy is starting to piss me off. Every time we talk about wrestling, it's always about how "Cena sucks" and how he shouldn't even be "the man" and how all his opponents carry him through his matches and how "he sucks Vince's dick" and how "the kids are stupid for liking him" and how "his neck should have been broken by Punk's piledriver" and all that fucking annoying hipster crap. Every. fucking. time.

[magglis]

I swear to God. My wrestling buddy is starting to piss me off. Every time we talk about wrestling, it's always about how "Cena sucks" and how he shouldn't even be "the man" and how all his opponents carry him through his matches and how "he sucks Vince's dick" and how "the kids are stupid for liking him" and how "his neck should have been broken by Punk's piledriver" and all that fucking annoying hipster crap. Every. fucking. time.

That happened on last RAW

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ask him for specific reasons why he thinks Cena sucks.

[K2Jelly]

Ask him for specific reasons why he thinks Cena sucks.

-Kids like him.
-5 moves of doom.
-Screwed over Rey Mysterio.
-Brown noses Vince.

His reasons, not mine.

[B-MCINTYRE]

-Kids like him.
-5 moves of doom.
-Screwed over Rey Mysterio.
-Brown noses Vince.

His reasons, not mine.

Kids like things that are entertaining.
Your friend can't count for shit.
Rey shouldn't have won the belt anyway, he's age is getting to him and his legs are going.
Legitimate proof of brown Nosing or it didn't happen!

[K2Jelly]

Kids like things that are entertaining.
Your friend can't count for shit.
Rey shouldn't have won the belt anyway, he's age is getting to him and his legs are going.
Legitimate proof of brown Nosing or it didn't happen!

See, the thing about him is that he's a late bloomer. Amongst my inner fold of wrestling friends, he didn't find out that wrestling was scripted until he was about 17 but we didn't have the heart to tell him because the product looks a little better with the blinders on. Now, he's in the hipster stage where babyfaces are boring, heels are cool and generic, head banging death metal wrestling music is better than music that actually fits the wrestler's persona and just by looking at their mannerisms and popularity, he can gauge just how much of a tool/really nice guy that person is in the back. He'll just grow out of it which is why I won't chew him out for it. You don't spank a infant for teething after all.

[Robstar]

I swear to God. My wrestling buddy is starting to piss me off. Every time we talk about wrestling, it's always about how "Cena sucks" and how he shouldn't even be "the man" and how all his opponents carry him through his matches and how "he sucks Vince's dick" and how "the kids are stupid for liking him" and how "his neck should have been broken by Punk's piledriver" and all that fucking annoying hipster crap. Every. fucking. time.

So you're friends with Wrestling_Deluxe_08?

[Dennis]

So you're friends with Wrestling_Deluxe_08?

Did you view any of his youtube videos?

[Robstar]

Did you view any of his youtube videos?

Yes. He claims to have "fans". At least that's what he calls people who watch and comment. Shades of Ryan Clark.