Originally Posted by Robstar
Half the titties I see are from pictures and/or video she found online and sent me. My wife is very secure in the knowledge that she is the only woman I have ever, or will ever love this deeply, and also that I have a better chance of getting knocked up than I do getting to fuck a girl like Sistina Suicide.
I may have a shot with Ke$ha, given that she loves fat hairy dudes that know how to munch the carpet, but I've been given permission there, so it's not a big issue :P
I'm going to say this once, and while it may be somewhat controversial or just weird to some of you, I know I'm right
Never marry or move in with a woman under 35
Under 35, drama, insecurity and bullshit
Over 35, Secure, knows what she wants, doesn't fuck around.
My wife is 17 years older than me. In all of my life I never met a single person more intelligent, compassionate, or with half the sense of humor she has. I love tits, and I mean, I really love them. but even being Hugh Hefner wouldn't be enough incentive for me to give up the paradise I have already found.