People who leave one rasher of bacon in the packet should be, by law, killed in a slow and painful manner.
The amount of times I get to the fridge and see the packet and think "Nice. I'll have a bacon sandwich." You get your hopes up. Then those hopes come crashing to the floor when you see that there is only one rasher. I mean, for fuck's sake, if you are about to leave one rasher, then pile it on your sandwich. I'd rather not have the hope.
Cunts.
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