DVW- The birth of a new era - Part I

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XI
Live from Tulsa, OK

--RVD stands graciously in the ring; draped with a gold WWE Title.
- RVD says this is a simple invitation for an unknown man to step forward and fight him tonight.
- Nothing happens. RVD says keep burying yourself in blurs. I’m not a coward. You can come get a piece of RVD any time you’d like.
- RVD says that’s ok; RVD is the whole damn show. Each and every person will be just as happy seeing me fight a different battle. Everyone would forget about you when I’m finished anyways, so don’t bother.
- Cody Rhodes bursts into the scene.
- Cody says masked men hide their awful, ugly faces for our own good.
- Cody says but when you and I both are done with them, they’ll have to keep wearing masks for their wives at home. They’ll be ashamed to show their face to their own kids!
- RVD says you and I? I can handle myself Cody but I appreciate the words of encouragement.
- Cody says RVD is a selfish fool. Even a fool should be able to see that he can’t hunt down a pack alone. There must be at least two but who knows how many more. Maybe they are a dark cult formed from the remains of a failed business.
- RVD opens his mouth and the lights fade to black.
- Undertaker comes out!
- Undertaker’s voice bellows throughout the arena: The Masked Enigma. He came to me and spoke of a desire to be champion. And since Rob, you want a match with him; you got it! At Fatal Attraction it will RVD vs the Masked Enigma for the title inside a steel cage. Tonight Cody teams with RVD to face masked men.

-- Kidd and Christian share a laugh in Regal’s office.
- Regal insures them that they’ll be fine tonight. Besides, Rated RKO already had their shot.

--(1) Jeff Hardy vs Santino

-- Twist of Fate followed by a Swanton Bomb for 3.
- Jeff Hardy def. Santino @1:17

-- The following is pre-recorded footage from Bryan Danielson.
- Hi. I’m the American Dragon, Bryan Danielson. I pride myself on finely tuned technical skills. On any given night, I’ll make you tap out. Triple H is living proof. Danielson joins a short list of guys that submitted Triple H. Now, John Morrison, I admire your courage. I’m still quite shaky on what your purpose is. Just letting you know; at Fatal Attraction your hand shall relentlessly feel the cold, clammy concrete. Why? Because our match is a Parking Lot Brawl!

--(2) CM Punk vs Yoshi Tatsu

- Tatsu backslides Punk for 2.
- Punk recoils with a thunderous kick to the back of the head.
- Punk secures Tatsu in the Anaconda Vice as Yoshi instantly taps out.
- CM Punk def. Tatsu via submission @2:46

- Punk says there are no roadblocks in route to winning the IC Title.
- Punk says it’s a lost art but he doesn’t only want the IC title, but also the WWE title!
- Morgan steps down to observe.
- Punk says at Fatal Attraction, it isn’t a matter of winning or losing. It’s a matter of making you look good or putting this reject to sleep in 10 seconds!
- Morgan charges the ring as Punk escapes.
- An infuriated Morgan roams around backstage.
- Christian tells him not to let Punk push him around.

-- Christian and Kidd are in ring. They look up at massive ladder.
- Kidd says they almost couldn’t find a ladder in time for this contest.
- Christian says all they could find was this old, squeaky ladder.
- Christian says not to worry because he fixed it by spending his precious time oiling up the ladder.
- Edge and Orton shake their heads on the stage.
- Kidd says to make sure no one cheats; he’s hired personal lumberjacks.
- Edge says not to forget they are RATED RKO and will go to extended depths to get what we deserve. Hell, the network might even have to black this out!
- Orton says it still would benefit the people; to make sure they can watch us destroy you at Fatal Attraction.
- Rhino and Brodus Clay come out as the lumberjacks.

--(3) TLC contract 10 minute limit—Rated RKO vs Kidd and Christian

- Edge is abruptly double-teamed.
- Orton takes advantage and RKO’s Kidd.
- Orton focuses on Christian as the ultimate opportunist, Edge, quietly scales up the ladder.
- Edge is able to sign the contract but he realizes it’s tightly secured.
- Meanwhile, Christian is able to feed Orton to the outside where he is ferociously attacked.
- Rhino gores him into the steel steps.
- Clay splashes Orton from the barricade.
- Christian itches for a killswitch but Edge launches the ladder at everyone.
- Edge spears Brodus Clay. Kidd leaps off the apron but also eats a spear.
- Edge and Rhino double Gore/Spear.
- Christian manages to keep Orton grounded with a headlock as time ticks.
- Orton escapes under the ring to the other side, but is forced to go back for the ladder.
- Christian meets him with a steel chair but misses, Christian slips out of RKO, then Christian dropkicks the ladder into Orton.
- Christian places the ladder on-top of Orton.
- Christian cockily stands on top of the ladder, burying Orton.
- Edge sneaks in for a surprise spear on Christian as there is less than a minute left.
- Edge attempts to help Orton up the ladder but time expires.
- Edge climbs alone anyways. Just as he reaches the contract it is lifted out of reach.
- King says that Edge did sign that contract.
- Taz says his plan backfired as the contract was secured above the ring. I don’t think it’s gonna be enough, King.

-- (4) Samoa Joe vs local joe

- Samoa Joe hits a death valley driver.
- Samoa Joe forces the local wrestler to tap to the Klutch.
- Samoa Joe def. local joe @1:59

-- John Cena is shown alongside Raven watching film.
- It would appear they are watching old TNA footage.

--(5) RVD and Cody Rhodes vs Masked Men

- Cody and RVD passionately control the match until another masked man appears on the tron. He is taunting Cody and standing over Goldust.
- The legal masked men hits a sit-out jawbreaker on RVD.
- The other masked man nails RVD with a Swanton Bomb.
- Two more masked men hit RVD with similar Swanton Bombs.
- Three men stand over RVD forcing the ref. to call the match.
- King wonders if one of these men is the so-called “Masked Enigma”.
- Taz says the man on the left kinda walks funny, maybe that’s him.
- King says not to buy into Taz because all three men look alike, decked out in their blue TNA masked gear. They also have long black pants and long black shirts.

[zrdt12]

BATTLEGROUNDS III

-- Zack Ryder says that if Ted DiBiase can’t defeat Austin Aieres today; he won’t be ranked to take on the Internet Champion.
- Ryder says he’ll let Ted have a fair match today.
- Josh says get pumped for tonight’s main event: Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler. Who do you like Wade?
- Wade says Kofi defeated someone that didn’t even care to fight and Dolph Ziggler is a future champion. Dolph is the clear-cut favorite Josh.
- Josh says let’s kick it off with a battle of two monsters; Kane vs Mason Ryan.
- Wade says Kane has been going through a hell of a time. We’ll get to that later.
- Josh says whatever it is; it’s forcing Kane to wear his mask again.
- The crowd goes wild at the sight of a masked Kane.

-- (1) Kane vs Mason Ryan
- Kane wastes know time and big boots Ryan.
- Kane viciously chokeslams Ryan to hell.
- Kane def. Mason Ryan @0:34

- Wade says we expected more but Kane truly is pissed.
- Josh says he doesn’t even want to know what could upset a man as ferocious as Kane.
- Wade says the massive Ryan isn’t an easy man to take down but Kane did it in 34 seconds. Good thing he still has one loss remaining in the tournament; I’d like to see the bruiser from Whales again.

-- (2) Brian Kendrick vs DDP

- Kendrick hip tosses DDP and twists his arm around into a quick pin for 3!
- Brian Kendrick def. DDP

- Wade can’t fathom this weirdo defeating two opponents out of his league.
- Josh says he roots for the underdogs and is climbing aboard the Brian Kendrick bandwagon.

-- (3) Rhyno vs Trent Barretta

- Gore for 3.
- Rhyno def. Trent Barretta

- Wade says Rhyno is a force to be reckoned with.
- Josh says it’s scary; sources say that Rhyno and Brodus Clay are looking to storm the tag team division soon.

-- (4) Brodus Clay vs R-Truth

- Truth hits an elbow drop for 2.
- Truth sets up What’s Up! But Rhyno distracts him on the apron.
- Truth instead hits a no-look spinning enziguiri.
- Truth hits the What’s Up before Clay falls for 3.
- R-Truth def. Brodus Clay
- Rhyno gores R-Truth.

-- (5) John Morrison vs Justin Gabriel

-- The match starts and Morrison ties up then exits the ring.
- Morrison grabs a mike and says Justin Gabriel isn’t worth fighting.
- Morrison gets counted out and says he’s in the main event of UPROAR and has a big match at Fatal Attraction to prepare for.
- The crowd boos Morrison and gets behind Gabriel as he chases after Morrison but to no avail.
- Justin Gabriel def. Morrison via count out.

- Barrett gets in the ring and calls out Morrison.
- Barrett is pissed and is sick of Morrison thinking he is too good to fight on Battlegrounds. Wade says he never wants to see Morrison here again!
- Wade is back to the table and Josh questions Barrett.
- Barrett says he has been fighting to survive his entire life. Wade says Morrison is just a pretty face that’s afraid of breaking a nail.

-- (6) Jack Swagger vs Chris Masters

- Swagger slips out of the masterlock before it is applied and locks in the ankle lock.
- Masters taps out.
- Swagger def. Masters.

- Josh says it looks like the ankle lock bettered the master lock in this one.
- Wade says no s*** Josh.

-- (7) Ted Dibiase vs Austin Aieres

- Ted says this one is for Ryder.
- Ted warns Ryder that he hired a former Million Dollar Champion to manage him.
- Ted wins with Dreamstreets.
- Ted def. Aieres

- Wade says there you have it; AA now joins John Morrison, Chris Masters, and Trent Barretta. All four are eliminated and we’ll lose four more next week.
- Josh says the next match is a winner’s bracket match so each man can afford a loss.

-- (8) Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler

- Kofi gets big air on a crossbody for 2.
- Boom drop for 2.
- Dolph hits a modified backdrop that knocks both men out.
- The crowd cheers them to their feet and Kofi misses a kick allowing Dolph to apply the sleeper.
- Kofi wakes up at a two count and charges the ropes and catches Ziggler with a jumping kick for 2.
- Kofi looks for the S.O.S but Ziggler plants a Zig-Zag out of nowhere for 3.
- Ziggler def. Kofi.

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XII
Live From Omaha, Nebraska

-- Undertaker enters the ring.
- Undertaker commands Morgan, RVD, Christian, Kidd, and Jeff Hardy to come down.
- Taker says each man in the ring will receive a gift.
- Morgan, you may choose the stipulation of your match with CM Punk.
- RVD, you may change your match to a traditional cage match.
- Christian and Kidd, you shall receive the gift of a excitement. Excitement the fans are longing for. A triangle TLC match for the tag team championships.
- Christian says this can’t be happening; you can’t do this! Edge and Orton don’t even deserve the shot.
- Kidd says triple threat? Why jeopardize our titles?
- Taker says that those who wish to follow in my footsteps must succeed. Failure to win will result in exclusion!
- Christian says wait Tyson. Maybe our opponents aren’t as difficult as Rated RKO.
- Taker says you will face Rated RKO and Team 3D!
- Christian complains and says Orton never signed the contract.
- Taker says his word is final and his decisions have purpose; just like this one: Christian teams with Samoa Joe and John Morrison to take on Randy Orton, John Cena, and Bryan Danielson! And Tyson Kidd will face Brother Ray!
- Taker’s music begins but he shouts out: Jeff! A lottery drawing will determine your Fatal Attraction opponent. The first and only DVW champion must be ready for anything!

-- (1) Kidd vs Brother Ray

- Kidd is able to get the upper hand and punishes Ray’s head with hard rights.
- Kidd plants Ray with a neckbreaker for 2.
- Kidd thumbs Ray to the eyes then bashes his head on an exposed turnbuckle.
- Devon brings in a table and sets it up mid-ring.
- Kidd lashes out at Devon but misses wildly.
- Kidd rebounds off the ropes and Team 3D 3D Kidd through the table.
- Kidd def. Brother Ray @6:55 via DQ

-- Heyman joins the Dudleys.
- Heyman says he is the genious that got TLC 4 booked for Fatal Attraction.
- Ray says he is back to cause havoc on all that deserve it.
- Devon says payback will bite Regal in his bloody ass!
- WWE Champion RVD makes his way to the ring.
- Heyman asks RVD to make the switch and join their revolt.
- RVD says he has had enough of Heyman’s s*** over the years but thanks.
- Heyman says never forget that there would be no Rob-Van-Dam without him.
- Heyman says it’s ok though; come and get some.
- RVD says Heyman is a lost piece of recycling.
- RVD says he’s using Heyman’s undeserved airtime to announce his match will only be won by escaping over the top of the cage.
- Heyman says the entire world doesn’t even know why they continue to chant RVD. Well I do. It’s because Paul E. made you like that.
- RVD says Heyman is just jealous because Heyman doesn’t own him anymore.
- RVD does the RVD thumb taunt when Drew McIntyre ambushes him from behind.
- Drew nails a big boot then Futureshocks him on the steel stage.
- Heyman says it’s ok Rob because we don’t need you.

-- Taz says the Masked Enigma is highly confident in becoming WWE Champion.
- King asks if Taz even knows who he is.
- Taz says his accent was heavy and I could barely decipher his English. I guess that’s why he is an enigma.

-- The tron displays the masked men destroying “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. They leave him a bloody mess.
- Cody gets pissed and says there will be hell to pay.
- Goldust says Dad; no one will forget the name…. Rhodes!
- Cody says especially those masked cowards that will lay in a bloody mess; pleading for mercy at our feet!

-- (2) Cody and Goldust vs the Usos.

- Cody lines up both Usos on the turnbuckles and Goldust hits Shattered Dreams on both.
- Cody viciously twists Jey into CrossRhodes for 3.
- Cody and Goldust def. the Usos @3:33
- King says Dusty Rhodes as a good friend and a legend in this business. King hopes the masked men get what they deserve at Fatal Attraction.
- Taz says we couldn’t even be sure who the masked men are. They could be cool guys that would be fun to go out and get a drink with. I’ll root for them.
- King says Taz is something else.

-- Raven enters the ring and takes a seat in his steel chair.
- CM Punk instantly interrupts him.
- Punk wants to know how Raven loses match after match; yet Raven manages to remain in the spotlight.
- Punk says while Raven sits down and preaches about his silly prophecies and other bologna, CM Punk will have won two championship titles. And Raven is going to just keep sitting there acting all funny?
- Raven says problems we face don’t revolve around wins and losses.
- Raven says wrestling is a mind game and the sooner one realizes it the less screwed up he is.
- Punk says he made the biggest mistake of his life begging the WWE that they needed Raven. This Raven isn’t the same man that gave me the greatest run of my career.
- Raven says if six years in the WWE and the best he ever had was an indy feud with the Raven, then he falls into the screwed category. You’ll never understand. Just look at John Cena; he’s earned every bit that he gets. He bleeds all colors of the universe to give everything he has to better wrestling. Raven’s faithful deserves more.
- Raven takes out a giant gun and launches wrapped-up skirts into the crowd.
- Punk says ok, I’m naïve, but I’m naïve for looking up to Raven for as long as I can remember.
- Punk says it just dawned on him that all he has to do is win. Win and Punk shall become more decorated than the great Ultimo Dragon.
- Raven says Punk’s only chance is to fall into a gimmick that shuts up, wears a mask, and is a pyromaniac!

-- (3) CM Punk vs Kane
- A masked Kane quickly flying clotheslines Punk for 2.
- Punk is able to Macho Drop Kane but only for 2.
- Kane plants Punk with a chokeslam but only for 2.
- Punk slips down out of the Tombstone into a small package for 3.
- Punk def. Kane @2:56
- An enraged Kane Tombstones CM Punk anyways.
- Kane turnbuckle fire taunts. Kane then picks up Punk and chokeslams him to hell.
- Taz says it looks like Kane is remasked with a new attitude.
- King says Taz obviously has never seen Kane before.
- Matt Morgan comes down.
- Morgan says he can fight CM Punk in any kind of match he chooses.
- Matt Morgan says CM Punk won’t be able to defeat him in a plain and simple singles match. Morgan holds the IC title high.

-- Santino is backstage with SS.
- Santino says it’s truly a miracle that I was randomly chosen to take on Jeff Hardy.
- Santino says every day a miracle happens when someone cashes in the lottery.
- Santino says Sunday is his lottery win because Jeff beat me once but never experienced.. THE COBRA!

-- Taz and King run down the final Fatal Attraction card.
- (1) Jeff Hardy (c ) vs Santino DVW champion.
- (2) [TLC] Christian and Kidd (c ) vs Rated RKO vs Team 3D
- (3) Matt Morgan (c ) vs CM Punk IC championship
- (4) John Morrison vs Bryan Danielson [Parking Lot Brawl]
- (5) Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs Masked Men.
- (6) John Cena vs Samoa Joe.
- (7) [Cage, escape only] RVD (c ) vs Masked Enigma WWE championship.

-- (4) Edge vs Brodus Clay

- Edge accidently spears the ref.
- Orton whacks Clay over the head with a steel chair.
- RKO on top of the chair.
- Spear to Clay for 3.
- Orton holds up the chair and says this was just a trial run for Sunday at Fatal Attraction.
- Regal comes down and says he is reversing the decision.
- Brodus Clay def. Edge via DQ @2:36
- Edge sets a ladder up center of the ring.
- Edge scales up, brushes his hair back, and signals championships to Regal.
- Orton poses on the other side of the ladder.
- Regal is aggravated.
- King says Tables, Ladders, and Chairs… Oh My! I can’t wait!

-- (5) Morrison, Joe, and Christian vs Danielson, Cena, and Orton

-- Joe corners Danielson and thursts him repeatedly on the chest.
- Joe holds his hands up allowing Morrison to choke Danielson on the ropes.
- Morrison is tagged and enters with a corkscrew elbow for 2.
- Danielson attempts to tag but Morrison grabs the ankle.
- Danielson dropkicks air onto his back and Morrison covers for 2.
- Danielson rolls Morrison through for a two count and desperately tags in the viper.
- An energetic Orton clotheslines Morrison multiple times.
- Hangmans DDT for 2 to Morrison.
- Orton throws Morrison into a mouthy Christian.
- RKO to Morrison but Christian is legal.
- Christian low blows Orton followed by a Killswitch.
- Cena comes in to break the three but is stopped and forced out by the ref. at 2.
- Meanwhile, there’s a three on one assault on Orton.
- Danielson slides back in and tackles Morrison to the outside. They brawl throughout the crowd.
- Cena bursts through into the ring. Cena looks for an FU on Christian but instead knocks Joe down using Christian as a weapon.
- Cena FUs Christian on top of Joe.
- Orton crawls over and pins Christian for 3.
- Orton, Cena, and Danielson win @15:14

- Taz wonders how Cena is going to deal with Joe at Fatal Attraction. He appears to not be able to hurt Joe without help.
- King says John Cena is powerful and resourceful and that’s that

[zrdt12]

BATLLEGROUNDS IV

--(1) Kane vs Brian Kendrick
- Kendrick’s Crossbody is caught into Kane for a Fallaway Slam for 2.
- Kendrick works Kane with seven strong strikes to the head in the turnbuckle.
- Kane glances off the blows and Chokeslams Kendrick to Hell before the eight strike.
- Kane def. Brian Kendrick.

--(2) Mason Ryan vs DDP (elimination match)

- Ryan charismatically destroys DDP with all sorts of strikes.
- DDP catches the bruiser over-swinging and takes advantage with a perfect Diamond Cutter for 3.
- DDP def. Mason Ryan.
- Mason Ryan is eliminated from BG tourney.
- Wade says Ryan possesses unlimited potential. DDP is a great veteran that should give just about everyone a tough wrestling match.
- Josh says DDP is one of his all-time favorites.
- Wade Barrett attacks DDP from behind.
- Wade gives DDP a Wasteland.
- Wade picks up DDP and Ryan drives a big boot into DDP that drives him out of the ring.
- Josh says he thought Wade was actually capable of being an un-biased scout, but obviously he can’t.
- Wade says there’s no potential in DDP, he must be one hundred years old!

-- (3) Rhyno vs Jack Swagger (elimination match)

- Swagger hits a running powerslam for 2.
- Swagger locks the ankle. Rhyno reaches the rope.
- Rhyno low blows Swagger.
- Rhyno Gores Swagger.
- Rhyno def. Swagger
- Jack Swagger is eliminated from BG tournament.

-- (4) Justin Gabriel vs Ted Dibiase (elimination match)

- Gabriel wins rather quickly with a 450 splash.
- Rhyno gores Gabriel post-match.
- Barrett says Rhyno is causing controversy and I like it a lot.

-- (5) Brodus Clay w/ Rhyno vs Kofi Kingston

- Kofi hits the big air crossbody for 2.
- Clay body slams Kingston.
- Clay military presses Kingston then springs around and splashes him for 3.
- Rhyno raises Clay’s hand.

-- (6) R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler.

- Truth hits an enziguiri for 2.
- Ziggler hits a backbreaker for 2.
- Ziggler nails Truth with a modified backdrop.
- Truth gets the crowd going and rallies back.
- Ziggler stops him dead by wrapping the sleeper in on him.
- Truth passes out and Ziggler wins.


Update: FA is done but it's not typed up yet. UPROAR 13 is the last show of 2011 and DVW is proud to announce UPROAR 14 as being a new year spectacular show. The card will be announced after UPROAR 13 is released, which was honestly written in 2011.

[zrdt12]

FATAL ATTRACTION
Live from Kansas City, MO

--(1) Christian and Kidd (c ) vs Rated RKO vs Team 3D [TLC] [DVW Tag Titles]
- Christian and Kidd together operate a giant ladder into Team 3D, dropping them both outside of the ring.
- A ladder war ensues. Edge and Orton joust against Christian and Kidd with a ladder of their own.
- Orton drops his end and RKOs Christian onto his own ladder. This triggers their ladder to bite Edge on the chin and take him out.
- Devon and Ray set up two tables.
- The Dudleys chase Kidd into a snap scoop powerslam from Orton.
- Wassup to Kidd from Team 3D.
- 3D to Kidd and Orton RKOs Ray just as he released Kidd into Devon’s hands.
- Orton and Devon scale up a mid-ring ladder.
- Christian throws a chair at Edge who tried to get back in the ring, Edge does fall back into the ring.
- Orton and Devon trade blows while Christian hastily strikes Edge with another chair. The blow is absorbed by Edge’s chair.
- They clash chairs thrice more and Christian decides to bail and climb another ladder, chair in-hand. Edge follows him up the other side.
- This time, mid-way up the ladder, they both clash their chairs together.
- Christian is able to nudge Edge. Christian then desperately diving chair strikes Devon, who almost secured the tag titles.
- This leaves Orton alone on the central ladder.
- Orton stops to glance at Christian. Christian tosses a chair up at Orton that misses left. The distraction enables Christian to dropkick the ladder over, sending Orton outside through a table.
- Ray places a ladder and begins to climb!
- Christian creeps up from behind and strikes Ray with a chair shot to the back.
- Ray kicks Christian off, who lands the slight fall on his feet.
- The Ultimate Opportunist, Edge, quickly shoots up the ladder but Ray refocuses and strikes Edge in the gut.
- Edge hangs on and gives Ray a hard right, which sends Ray teetering. Ray holds on though.
- Christian ascends with two chairs behind Ray.
- Christian slides a chair around Ray, Edge ducks Ray’s punch.
- Conchairto to Ray near the top of the ladder! Ray slowly and unconsciously takes a plunge downward into the mat.
- Heyman is screaming outside the ring at Edge.
- Heyman low blows Orton allowing Kidd to lock in a sharpshooter to Orton.
- Edge and Christian are now battling near the belts!
- A desperate Christian climbs over Edge and is hanging onto the still-dangling championships.
- Edge is now alone at the top of the ladder. Edge hangs onto one title belt, trying to jar it free from the hook.
- Both men kick and tug as a distant Tyson Kidd dives off the top of a ladder straight at Edge.
- Edge forcefully swings from the belt and big boots an airborne Kidd in the face; plunging Kidd down to the mat.
- Meanwhile, Christian makes it back to the ladder and unhooks the belts.
- This causes Edge to sail to the ground, but one title is loose and Edge still has it.
- Christian stands tall at the top of the ladder with the other belt!

-- (2) Jeff Hardy (c )vs Santino [DVW Title]

- Hardy laughs and messes around and Santino brings out the Cobra.
- Jeff catches it and firmly grabs Santino by the wrist.
- Twist of Fate to Santino.
- Swanton Bomb for 3.
- Jeff Hardy def. Santino @0:54.

-- (3) John Morrison vs Bryan Danielson [Parking Lot Brawl]

- Morrison strikes Danielson with a kendo stick multiple times.
- Morrison forcefully swings the stick at a kneeling Danielson.
- Danielson evades but Morrison rocks him with a turn-around sideways boot for 2.
- Danielson reverse whips Morrison into the brick wall.
- Morrison launches off the wall into a crossbody for 2.
- Danielson stops Morrison in his tracks after gutting him with a trashcan.
- Danielson plants it on Morrison’s head and running dropkicks him onto a pick-up truck. Danielson then lifts Morrison and slams him into the rear of the truck.
- Danielson nails Morrison with a flying elbow from the top of the truck. Both men are out.
- Both men groggily battle in the center of the lot.
- Morrison drags Danielson to the ground and sticks him in the face.
- Morrison signals to the north end.
- A BMW arrives and Morrison gets on top of it and the driver accelerates at Danielson.
- Morrison dives off the moving vehicle and nails Danielson with a superkick.
- Morrison recoups and covers for 2!
- Danielson battles back and tosses an overly hasty Morrison head-first through the passenger window of a near-by car.
- Danielson applies the ankle lock to an elevated, half in the car Morrison.
- Morrison struggles and is able to pull Danielson into the car.
- Morrison exits the car and slams Danielson in the door.
- Morrison wipes the blood away from his eyes and wedges his feet in-between two cars. Morrison does starship pain but he meets Danielson’s knees.
- A slow Danielson reintroduces Morrison to the steel trashcan. Danielson covers for 2!
- A stunned Danielson utilizes the trash can over Morrison’s head as leverage for the LeBelle Lock!
- The pain is too much for Morrison and he taps out,

- Danielson def. Morrison @20:36

-- Barrett is backstage with SS.
- Wade says he gives Morrison more credit for that match.
- Wade says if Morrison wants another chance he can prove himself against a hand-picked opponent on a future BG.

-- (4) Matt Morgan (c ) vs CM Punk [IC Title]

- Morgan misses the Carbon Foot Print.
- Punk takes advantage with a high kick.
- Punk plants the GTS on Morgan for 3.

- CM Punk def. Matt Morgan @ 3:04
- Punk grabs a mike and says it was even easier than he thought.
- Punk says he’s coming after the WWE Championship next.
- Raven’s music interrupts Punk’s victory rant.
- Punk asks Raven if he wants to fight right now!
- Punk says he’s in the mood to win AGAIN.
- Raven is clearly disinterested.
- Raven finally speaks. Raven asks Punk if he’s ready to join.
- Punk says join what? You mean you want to join my victory celebration? Strange.
- Raven once more asks if Punk will join.
- Punk is no longer happy but puzzled.
- Raven says you cannot advance any further until you fulfill your role in the prophecy.
- Punk says Raven is crazy. Punk says to save his fairy tale talk for someone willing to listen.
- Raven says you shall suffer.
- Punk says no, I’m winning the WWE Championship and I won’t get screwed out of it again!
- Raven stares downward for several seconds and Punk continues to stare at Raven.
- Raven’s head darts upward and Kane attacks Punk from behind.
- Chokeslam to Hell!
- Raven says Punk has one thing right; he’s no longer stopping to mess around.

-- RVD is backstage with SS.
- SS asks Rob if he’s ready to take on the unknown.
- RVD says of course he’s ready to take on this “unknown.”
- RVD says he can’t wait for all of his fans that pay to see him in the main event watch him knock off the Masked Enigma.
- SS asks about turning down Heyman’s offer.
- RVD says Sure, we both had a good run. But we all know I’m the only one who’s legacy lives on after ECW.

[zrdt12]

PART 2 Fatal Attraction

-- (5) Cody and Goldust vs Masked Men.

- Masked men have mikes.
- One man unmasks… it’s AJ Styles!
- AJ humbily says he wants to begin by saying…. They aren’t sorry!
- AJ says Cody would step on anyone to make a name for himself and has proven time, and time again.
- AJ says it’s time the boomerang hits Cody Rhodes!
- AJ says it’s a good style for pushing yourself to the top. The only problem being, AJ Styles will make it to the top before Cody does. You’ve already had a shot and failed, we stole your shot! Now all these amateurs in DVW will have to deal with fierce competitors like myself and Kazarian!
- Cody is pacing around with a head of full of steam.
- Kaz says they are the best.
- Cody says he does have a lot to prove; he’s going to prove that their skulls will be busted into the mat in honor of their great father. Now that everybody “thinks” you two are the best ever; it’s just going to look that much worse when we defeat you!

- AJ wears down Goldust.
- Styles connects a pele kick to goldust; it’s broken up by Cody.
- Cody and AJ brawl.
- It’s back and forth until Cody tackles AJ through the ropes.
- Cody is up first and smashes AJ into the ring post.
- Kaz nails Cody with a charging lariat.
- Flux Capacitor to Cody.
- Kaz tosses Cody in the ring and helps up AJ.
- Goldust crossbodies both men down from the barricade.
- Goldust brings AJ back into the ring and sets him up for Shattered Dreams.
- Styles counters it with a rolling sunset flip for 2.
- Styles engages with Goldust but Cody nails him with a beautiful disaster kick.
- Kaz tries to hit Cody with a chair.
- Cody rips it away and Kaz misses wildly with a kick.
- Cody plants Kaz with an Alabama Slam on top of the chair.
- Cody twists AJ into a CrossRhodes ontop of Kaz for 3.

- Cody and Goldust def. AJ and Kaz @11:33

- Sheamus approaches Cena backstage.
- Sheamus says give this guy all you got fella.
- Cena nods and heads to the ring.



(6) John Cena vs Samoa Joe
-- Joe catches a running Cena in a belly to belly suplex for 2.
- Joe headbutts Cena thrice, Cena blocks the fourth, runs, ducks Joe, and nails him with a shoulderblock.
- Cena struggles but nails Joe with a fallaway slam for 2.
- Cena decides to lock in the STFU. Joe groans but battles his way to a ropebreak.
- Joe has Cena on his back but Cena slips out onto the apron. Joe quickly rams Cena into the barracade.
- Joe Ole kicks Cena into the barracade.
- Joe whips Cena’s into the ringpost and then stretches Cena’s arm with it.
- Joe breaks it with a big elbow that sandwiches Cena’s bicep into the ring post.
- Joe rolls Cena back into the ring and locks in an armbreaker.
- Cena bellows out but refuses to tap. Joe turns it into a pin for 2.
- Joe pins Cena again but Cena escapes at 2.
- Cena goes for a momentous Bulldog but Joe throws Cena down.
- Joe gets cradled for 2.
- Cena goes up top but is met by Joe.
- Cena kicks him away and nails the flying leg drop on Joe.
- Cena bursts up and hits Joe with a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
- Cena measures up for the FU. Cena is blind-sided by a scissors kick from Booker T.
- Joe hits an Island Driver on Cena.
- Joe locks in the clutch on Cena.
- Sheamus runs in and Brogue kicks Booker T out of the ring.
- Joe leaves the ring, hesitates, and comes back into the ring with the steel steps.
- Joe rattles Sheamus over the head with the steps.
- Joe strikes a lifeless Cena to the ribs and then to his weak arm.
- Joe and Booker walk out together.
- Match is ruled a no contest.

-- (7) RVD (c ) vs Masked Enigma [Cage eascape only] [WWE Title]

- Enigma catches Rvd with a two-footed jump kick to the gut.
- The enigma then catapults RVD’s neck into the bottom rope.
- Masked Enigma scrapes RVD’s mug across the cage.
- The Enigma climbs the turnbuckle and hurricaranas RVD.
- RVD is flipped back first into the cage from the hurricarana.
- A fresh Enigma confidently climbs the cage.
- RVD just barely grabs Enigma’s leg and drives him down into the mat.
- Both men have risen and RVD jabs his foot into Enigma’s shin, followed up by a spinning high kick.
- RVD has him down under the rope and leverage jams Masked Enigma’s head into the cage.
- The ref makes Rob come to his senses and let up but he does drop a forearm to the Enigma’s face.
- RVD tries to rip off the swamp-green mask but Masked Enigma holds his ground.
- Masked Enigma drops Rob with a jawbreaker, he covers to no count.
- The Enigma reverses RVD and hits the Twist of Fate.
- Masked Enigma glances back at RVD as he scales up the ramp side of the cage.
- He reaches the top, “it’s all over” says King.
- Taz says what the hell is he doin’, King?
- Swanton Bomb off the top of the cage. The Enigma misses!
- RVD jumps on the opportunity and climbs the cage.
- He hesitates at the top and points to the entire crowd. He then thumb taunts.
- Five Star Frog Splash from the top of the cage! It connects!
- RVD jitters on the ground as the Enigma lays motionless.
- RVD climbs the cage and wins!
- RVD def. Masked Enigma @18:34

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XIII
Live from Des Moines, Iowa

-- Regal makes his way down to the ring.
- Regal says tonight is a big night.
- Regal says tonight it will be….
- Undertaker comes out.
- Undertaker says the deadman himself will sort out this mess. So Regal, you can take the night off!
- Regal is disgusted but leaves.
- Undertaker says first off, Cody and Goldust will get tag team title shots tonight.
- Christian and Kidd storm out.
- Christian says they can’t defend their titles until Edge gives Kidd’s title back.
- A video reviews the finish of the TLC match at Fatal Attraction.
- Undertaker says it was clearly a tie.
- Kidd complains that Christian clearly unhooked the titles first.
- Undertaker says you can beg.. plead.. all you want.
- Tonight Christian teams with Edge to defend the tag team titles against Cody and Goldust!
- Christian is livid and says THEY are still the champions!
- Taker says Kidd let us down last night.
- Taker says punishment was clear, but I can’t get rid of all the failures.
- Taker says tonight Tyson Kidd will face Matt Morgan, and the loser is out for good!
- King says it appears Kidd and Christian got what was coming.
- Taz says he doesn’t blame them, the video evidence looks clear to me.
- CM Punk comes out.
- Punk says since Morgan is too embarrassed to complain like the other, I thought I’d chime in.
- CM Punk says he clearly won his match at Fatal Attraction and unless anyone objects, would like to name himself the #1 contender for the WWE Title.
- Undertaker says you just won the IC Title, you aren’t qualified.
- Punk says don’t forget when you made the biggest mistake of your life by choosing RVD over me. I had it won!
- Taker says winning the title doesn’t prove anything to me Punk.
- Punk says he doesn’t want to be any part of the ministry, Punk says he operates on his own terms. Punk says he’s had enough bad luck, nothing can stop him once more!
- Taker says you may earn your shot based on the way the #1 contender will be determined. I’m going to let RVD feel at home and defend his WWE Title in a hardcore match at Almost Honest! The #1 contender will be determined by the old 24/7 rules of the hardcore title. This means a new #1 contender can be decided any time, any place, and everyone is eligible. Whoever survives UPROAR XVI the #1 contender will face RVD or whoever the champion is at Almost Honest.
- Punk twiddles his hands in excitement.
- Taker says Punk, you think you’re a wise guy, you think you are deserving? Then I’m putting the target on your back and naming you the first #1 contender!
- Morgan attacks a salivating Punk from behind.
- Christian and Kidd turn around and double team Morgan. Team suplex on the stage followed by a Killswitch from Christian. Punk is gone.

-- SS is backstage with Edge.
- SS says if you haven’t heard, it’s been declared you are one half of the tag team champions… but with Christian. How will you ever co-exist?
- Edge says, well Scott, chemistry certainly won’t be an issue. You know what my issue is? It’s that Christian makes me want to bash a steel chair into his brainless skull!
- SS asks Edge if he then would consider losing on purpose.
- Edge says only a loser would ask a stupid question like that. Edge shoves the mike in Scott’s face and is off.

--(1) Matt Morgan vs Tyson Kidd

- King says Matt Morgan can’t be in good condition.
- Taz says yeah King, but he doesn’t really have the option to back down from this fight.
- Morgan powers Kidd down with a big clothesline.
- Morgan has Kidd up for a powerbomb but Kidd rolls Morgan into a hurricarana pin for 3.
- Tyson Kidd def. Matt Morgan @2:46
- An outraged Morgan Carbon Footprints Kidd.
- Undertaker gracefully walks to the ring.
- Morgan tries to escape from the ring but he is physically unable to.
- He tries the other side to the same fate.
- Undertaker stares down Morgan and enters the ring.
- Morgan kicks at Taker but Taker snatches his foot at the last possible second.
- Taker Tombstones Morgan.
- Taker kneels down near Morgan.
- Taz says who knows what powers Undertaker still possesses these days.
- King says we’ve seen this before, and to be frank, Undertaker may be getting even stronger!

-- Ziggler attacks Punk from behind backstage. Zig Zag to Punk.
- Swagger throws Ziggler into the wall and covers Punk, but Punk kicks out at 2!
- Bourne and Gabriel take out Swagger.
- Airbourne off a nearby dumpster to Punk. Bourne covers for 3.
- Gabriel tangles up with Ziggler as Bourne escapes.

-- (2) Bourne and Gabriel vs Clay and Rhyno

- Clay stops Gabriel from going up top and german suplexes him from the middle rope but Gabriel lands on his feet.
- Clay nails Gabriel with a charging elbow.
- Clay splashes Gabriel and Bourne breaks it up at 2.
- As Bourne re-enters the apron, Rhyno gores him into the ring post.
- Rhyno pins Bourne for 3 on the outside to become the new #1 contender.
- Meanwhile, Gabriel hits Clay with a 450 splash for 3.
- Gabriel and Bourne def. Rhyno and Clay @7:01
- Rhyno slams Gabriel with a chair and alertly runs through the crowd to escape an in-pursuit Ziggler.
- A fan nails Rhyno with the What’s Up. It’s R-Truth! R-Truth covers for 3.
- King says this is great, everyone is emerging in hopes of getting a WWE Title shot.
- Taz says it sure is. Please excuse me if anyone gets to close to me, I could be your next #1 contender!
- King says your kidding Taz?
- Taz says yeah I’m guilty.

-- SS catches up with an in-stride R-Truth backstage.
- SS asks how will you hold on to your title shot.
- Truth says shhhh… tell them I went that way! (R-Truth points one way and runs the other)

-- RVD is in the ring.
- RVD says I walk place to place proudly wearing my championship belt.
- But all anyone says is that Jeff Hardy is right.
- The screen displays a Jeff Hardy tweet: “Haha RVD, your so talented but it took so long for you to beat two unknown championship contenders!”
- Jeff walks out and says he’s not afraid to back himself up; he’d beat Ziggler and Masked Enigma in no time! I’m the first and only DVW Champion and your only a pebble in the WWE Title history books!
- RVD says take your balls out of your mouth, Jeff.
- RVD says since you are a “GREAT” champion like I am, show the world you are tonight. I challenge you to defend your championship against Ziggler and if he doesn’t beat you, then against the Masked Enigma!
- Jeff says he’ll do that IF RVD accepts a 3 on 1 handicap match vs Team 3D and Drew McIntyre. And when you lose, Heyman gets to choose anyone to face you next week for your title!
- RVD says deal!
- King says what a main event it will be, we may see Jeff Hardy defend his title twice in one night!

-- (3) Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs Christian and Edge (c )

- After a god battle, Goldust and Edge are legal.
- Cody is dragged outside of the apron by AJ and Kaz.
- Styles strikes Cody with kendo stick shots and then eats a Flux Compacitator.
- Edge has Goldust lined up for a spear.
- Christian tags himself in and hits his own spear on Goldust.
- Christian then breaks the pin at two.
- Christian presents himself as shocked and then tells Edge he’s walking out.
- Christian gets halfway out and then turns back.
- Christian nails Goldust with the Killswitch for 3.
- Edge and Christian def. Goldust and Cody @6:56
- Edge eyes downs Christian and then leaves alone with his title.

-- Jeff is backstage with Ziggler.
- All that is heard is Jeff saying just stick with the plan.

--(4) RVD vs Team 3D and McIntyre

- Heyman says RVD has gone too far.
- Heyman says RVD will the respect he deserves tonight, and that respect is getting his ass kicked!
- RVD wears down Devon and is rope-raked by McIntyre as he went for 5SFS.
- Drew and Bubba double team RVD.
- McIntyre busts RVD into an exposed turnbuckle.
- Drew follows it with a Futureshock DDT.
- 3D to RVD and Bubba covers for 3.

-- A pre-recorded video from Raven airs.
- Raven says tune in next week when he and a special friend set the night on fire!

-- (5A) Jeff Hardy (c ) vs Ziggler [DVW Title]

- Ziggler darts into the ring and is immediately rolled up by Jeff for 3.
- Jeff def. Ziggler @0:11
- Jeff tosses Ziggler an international object.
- Dolph runs backstage and opens up a locked door with the object.
- Inside is a laid-out R-Truth.
- Ziggler pins him for 3 and is the new #1 contender.

-- (5B) Jeff Hardy (c )vs the Masked Enigma [DVW Title]

- Jeff says the match won’t happen because…
- The Masked Enigma’s music hits and he jolts to the ring.
- The Enigma is all over Jeff with alternating strikes.
- The Enigma is the reversed by Jeff’s sitout jawbreaker, followed by a DDT for 2.
- Jeff is pushed off his twist of fate attempt but he runs and hits the whisper in the wind for 2.
- Jeff tries another Twist of Fate but is countered into the Enigma’s Twist of Fate. 2 count!
- The Enigma looks to back flip a running Jeff but Jeff leap frogs him.
- Jeff runs back at the Enigma and is nailed by a Spear out of nowhere for 3!
- The Masked Enigma def. Jeff Hardy @ 11:09

-- Ziggler is on his cell phone, near a limo.
- Ziggler says baby, I’ll be there in a few. Then we can vacation in Cancun until Almost Honest.
- CM Punk sneaks out of Ziggler’s limo.
- GTS to Ziggler! The ref is the limo drives and counts to 3!
- Punk high-tails it away in the limo.

-- UPROAR XIV is a new year spectacular special. Be sure to tune in to see:

- The Masked Enigma (c ) vs Jeff Hardy [DVW Title]
- RVD (c ) vs Bubba Dudley [WWE Title]
- Dolph Ziggler vs CM Punk
- What will Raven have to say? Find out and tune in to the biggest UPROAR of the year, Friday, January 6^th.UPROAR XIII
Live from Des Moines, Iowa

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XIV- New Year Special
Live from Chicago, IL

-- CM Punk is in the ring.
- Punk says it’s great to be back to the place that shaped him.
- Punk demands some noise and gets some.
- Punk says he gave it his all for wrestling; it was his great Chicago dream.
- Punk says no one believed a boy from Chicago, a town not known for wrestling, could excel at it.
- Punk says now that one dream is complete; it’s time to bring another championship to Chicago!
- Punk says winning is contagious, after he wins the WWE Championship, the Cubs will win, it’s his third dream!
- Punk says he must be the one to walk in and out of our Mecca event, Pain Redefined, THE champion.
- That’s because it’s being held right here, in the great city of Chicago!
- Punk says it’s a new year and everyone starts with a clean slate.
- Punk says luck will no longer be a problem; he will hold on to this title shot and win at Almost Honest!

-- King says what a big night.
- Taz says I’m just glad 2011 has been sucked away and we’re moving forward!
- King says DVW appears to have big plans for this year and I can’t wait!

--(1) Cody and Goldust vs Evan Bourne and Justin Gabriel

- Cody nails Bourne with a beautiful disaster kick for 2.
- Bourne lands a Codebreaker-like move on Goldust.
- Gabriel tags himself in as Bourne hits Airbourne on Goldust.
- Evan hits a running jump dive that takes out Cody from the apron.
- Gabriel goes for a 450 splash. It connects for 3!
- Bourne and Gabriel def. Goldust and Cody @6:43

-- SS is backstage with Dolph Ziggler.
- Ziggler says CM Punk robbed him last week.
- SS says tonight you can regain the #1 contender spot by defeating Punk 1 on 1. Your thoughts?
- Dolph says so I’ll win and celebrate like a rockstar by taking a beach vacation!
- Punk walks up. Punk says you won’t win. And since when did you wonder away from your last thoughts of working your way to the top!
- But hey, I’m more than happy to steal your second chance Ziggler.
- Ziggler hits Punk with a cheap shot but Punk is able to hit a high roundhouse and flees.

-- (2) AJ Styles vs Trent Barretta

- Styles hits the Styles Clash for 3 @1:04
- AJ says he isn’t slowing down.
- AJ says at Almost Honest it’s time to finish off the pathetic Cody Rhodes.
- Cody runs in and AJ escapes.

-- Edge is in Regal’s office.
- Edge and Regal appear to be laughing.
- Edge says anyways, what the hell did you do to piss off Heyman?
- Regal whispers in Edge’s ear.
- Edge says that’s it!?

--(3) Christian vs Drew McIntyre w/Heyman

- A video pacakage displays Heyman’s anger at Regal and Ministry and then shows Heyman’s disgust towards Edge at Fatal Attraction.
- McIntyre counters a tornado DDT into a side slam for 2.
- McIntyre is handed a chair from Heyman.
- Drew tries to use it w/ Heyman’s distraction but stops abruptly when Metalingus plays and Edge comes out!
- Edge gets on the apron and Christian low blows Drew.
- Christian shoves his boot into a cornered McIntyre until the ref. breaks it.
- Heyman is livid on the ropes.
- RVD comes out of the crowd and Christian sets a chair on top of McIntyre.
- RVD hits a coast-to-coast Vandaminator.
- Christian covers for 3.
- Christian def. Drew McIntyre @7:07

-- (4) Ted DiBiase and Tyson Kidd vs Zack Ryder and Yoshi Tatsu

- DiBiase rams Ryder into the ring post.
- DiBiase kneels down and tells him he’s not worthy of this and then nails Ryder in the head with the Million Dollar Championship.
- Kidd nails a springboard elbow to Tatsu for 3 on the insde.
- Kidd and DiBiase def. Tatsu and Ryder @4:01

-- Raven strolls down to the ring.
- Raven says moonlight outshines the dreaded nighttime darkness at the corner of Maple and Oak. A man exits the bar. Demons of the man are at bay and are substituted with a bright smile as a result of a calm, relaxing, night. He hops in his truck and will forever remember the sight of his treasured home; the house is set in a blaze. Time is crucial, so he bolts into the inferno. Everywhere he looked his only child could not be found. Finally, the boy is found, but it’s too late. The man constantly, in a craze, tells his boy to speak. Burns and smoke covered the boy’s entire body. He just couldn’t grasp the reality of what stood before him. He sat there in shock, nursing his fallen son, as if it was helping the boy. The man is now replenished with new rage and demons. Eventually firefighters rescued them both. He pondered in his smelly hospital room about the night’s events. What would he do about his own burned body? How could he explain to his ex-wife this happened to their son? As he pondered, one thought loomed in his mind. The thought was the similarities between his son’s and his own childhood pyro experiences. Night struck again and he knew another night at the local bar couldn’t sooth his pain. So he laced up his boots, covered his hideous face, and came back to relieve his pain. The prophecy says I’m the one to help this man cope. So Kane, it’s time to get your physical release.
- Kane walks down.
- Raven holds his hands up and looks straight up.
- Kane chokeslams Raven to the ground and then continues choking him.
- Meanwhile, Kane yells out thank you, in a pitiful voice.
- Kane turnbuckle pyro taunts and leaves.

-- Jeff passes by RVD on his way to the ring.
- RVD says last week was such a shame for you Jeff. I’m so sorry!
- Jeff says he’s got a rematch tonight and he’s bringing his A game.
- Jeff says don’t take Bubba lightly tonight, or you’ll lose your title too!
- RVD says he’s much more worried about Jeff losing… AGAIN!
- Jeff grunts and walks closer to the ring.

-- (5) Masked Enigma (c ) vs Jeff Hardy [DVW Title]

- King says this guy truly is an enigma, who could he be?
- Taz says I dunno King but I still like him!
- Masked Enigma hits a reverse DDT for 2.
- Jeff hits a neckbreaker for 2.
- Jeff shoves the Enigma down as the Enigma missed a spinning heel kick.
- Jeff lands a standing leg drop for 2.
- The Masked Enigma plants a Falcon Arrow Suplex for 2.
- Jeff nails him with a Sitout Jawbreaker.
- Jeff’s Twist of Fate is countered but Jeff recounters into a Twist of Fate.
- Jeff hits a Swanton Bomb for 3.
- Jeff Hardy def. Masked Enigma @11:31
- Jeff Hardy is the new DVW Champion!
- Undertaker is unseen but his voice bellows throughout the arena.
- Taker says this isn’t over.
- Taker says next week the Enigma gets his DVW Title rematch in the main event!
- Taker sends a shout out to RVD telling him he cannot lose tonight.

-- (6) CM Punk vs Dolph Ziggler

- 15 wrestlers gather around the ring, hoping to take advantage of the #1 contender rules.
- Taz says he has a funny feeling the odds are too much against Punk, even with home field advantage.
- Ziggler catches Punk in a hip toss.
- Ziggler plants him with a suplex into a backbreaker for 2.
- Punk hits the turnbuckle high knee and Ziggler falls down.
- Punk hits the Macho Elbow.
- Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice and Ziggler taps.
- CM Punk def. Dolph Ziggler @8:42

- Everyone climbs to the apron, looking eager to be the next champ.
- Kane’s music strikes!
- Kane forces everyone away as he turnbuckle fire taunts right in front of CM Punk.
- King tells Punk to get out of there! Are you crazy!
- Punk gets the first elbow to Kane but Kane comes out with a Chokeslam to Hell!
- Ziggler crawls over and covers Punk for 3.
- Kane Tombstones Ziggler.
- Mason Ryan is the first to try to pin Ziggler but Kane Chokeslams him too!
- The ring becomes filled with wrestlers, everyone battles over trying to pin the knocked out Dolph Ziggler.
- Kane ends up Chokeslaming half of them and the other half back off.
- Punk is up but seeing stars.
- Kane asks if he is ready now.
- Punk mutters out a no.
- Kane Chokeslams him to Hell again!
- Dolph Ziggler is the new #1 contender for the WWE Championship.

-- Booker T is tapping up in the locker room area.
- Sheamus viciously attacks him.
- Samoa Joe turns around and hits Sheamus from behind.
- Joe holds Sheamus so Booker T can take some face shots.
- Sheamus is busted open.
- Joe and Booker toss him into the wall.
- Cena is at the door and charges Booker T into the wall.
- Cena and Joe back and forth brawl until officials eventually find them and break it up.

-- Ziggler is shown speeding out of the arena in his car.

-- (7) RVD (c ) vs Bubba Ray w/ Devon and Heyman

- Bubba says Rob I can see you’ve been practicing hardcore but it won’t matter after I destroy you tonight!
- Bubba says lets make it hardcore, since it does happen to be both of our likings!
- RVD agrees and the match is changed to Hardcore.
- Bubba hits RVD to the gut and over the back with a steel chair.
- Bubba plants a spinebuster on top of the chair for 2.
- Bubba goes to the second rope and is met by RVD.
- RVD hits a jumping high kick, slowling sending a rattled Bubba to the ground.
- RVD covers for 2.
- Bubba backflips a running RVD over the top rope.
- The Dudleys 3D RVD on the outside.
- Orton is down in street clothes and tells Heyman he wants his head!
- Team 3D defends Heyman and fight away at Orton.
- Orton hits an RKO on Devon.
- Bubba hits a Bubba Cutter on Orton.
- RVD is up and nails a Van Damaniator to Bubba.
- Five Star Frog Splash for 3!
- RVD def. Bubba Ray @12:56

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XV
Live from South Bend, Indiana

-- Undertaker is in the ring with Regal and RVD.
- Undertaker calls out Heyman.
- Undertaker asks everyone why Heyman has become his problem too.
- Undertaker says he also can’t have Heyman sticking his nose in EVERYBODY’s business.
- Heyman is appalled and says he holds the utmost respect for the Undertaker.
- Heyman says it’s the ethics of THOSE TWO that bother me!
- RVD says Heyman will continue to amaze him.
- RVD says when will he move on.
- RVD says Rhyno was equally impressive back then, so why doesn’t Heyman go after and try to recruit him? Oh yeah, Heyman always needs control of the champion or his ego will melt away!
- Heyman is fuming but to his dismay Orton’s music plays.
- Orton says you may actually have valid reasons against them, but what’s your beef with me?
- Heyman backs away and says that Edge was unfaithful to our plan and you…
- Orton says point proven, you got nothing on me!
- Orton says yet you angered me!
- Orton shoves Heyman and says he can’t control his anger.
- Orton shoves Heyman again and Heyman is now on the ground.
- Orton looks for a punt but Taker interrupts.
- Taker says that’s enough!
- Randy stops.
- Taker says tonight I’ll even let you partner with RVD to take on the Dudleys so you can get your revenge in the ring.

-- A promo airs saying tonight Cena will confront Joe and Booker!
- Jeff is backstage with SS.
- SS asks him this thoughts on regaining the DVW Title.
- Jeff says obviously, it will not happen again.
- Jeff says the Enigma had a good run but he doesn’t deserve another shot!
- Jeff says hell, I wouldn’t even be surprised if he no-shows the main event.
- SS asks why is that?
- Jeff says he’s smart and he should know he can’t beat me again!

-- (1) Edge vs Evan Bourne
- Edge pats Evan on the back and wishes him good luck.
- Edge immediately lands a spinning heel kick for 2.
- Bourne does a snapmare then hits edge with a running drop kick for 2.
- Christian walks out to the ring.
- Edge nails the Edge-O-Matic on Bourne.
- Christian grabs a mike and starts chanting for the spear.
- Edge gives him a long “what the hell are you doing look.”
- Bourne leap frogs the delayed spear, sending Edge to crash into the turnbuckle.
- Bourne rolls up Edge for 3!
- Bourne def. Edge @ 6:11
- Edge yells at Christian and says he doesn’t need a frekin cheerleader to win a singles match!
- Christian says fine! At least I tried!

-- CM Punk is on the beach.
- Punk says the beach is a lot fun and a great place to just sprawl out and relax.
- Punk says Hey! Have you seen a blemic, blonde-headed…
- The civilian says do you have her number? I can call her for you.
- Punk says no, I wouldn’t call that douchebag if his goldie-locks curls cured my grandmother’s cancer!
- A few young kids runs up and says oh my god! CM Punk!
- Punk holds up a picture and asks if they’ve seen this super villain.
- The kids say no sir.
- Punk signs the picture “Dolph Ziggler sucks – CM Punk.”
- Punk walks down the beach and it breaks into a commercial.

-- Cody is backstage with Goldust.
- Cody says that tonight, Dustin Rhodes must show up in the name of their great father!
- Cody says Dustin, I can’t win alone, so let’s go out there and win!
- Goldust says fchhhhhhhh… sweet, sweet victory! We shall!

-- (2) Cody and Goldust vs Rhyno and Clay

- Cody starts off with some haymakers on Rhyno and successfully corners him.
- Cody gets 9 solid strikes on top of Rhyno on the turnbuckle and then takes in Goldust and lands the 10^th.
- Goldust uses Cody’s distraction to hit the Shattered Dreams on Rhyno!
- The pin is broken up by Clay.
- Clay nails Goldust with a backbreaker and then heists Goldust into a thunderous Body Slam. Rhyno crawls and covers but couldn’t hook the leg and Goldust kicks out at 2.
- Rhyno recovers and gores Goldust!
- Cody comes in but he hears AJ Style’s music and run out toward the titantron.
- Rhyno gets the three count and Cody walks away super pissed and alone. (AJ never showed up).
- Rhyno and Clay def. Goldust and Cody @ 7:14
- Rhyno says that he and Clay are a human wrecking crew.
- Clay says they plan to destroy every team in their paths!

-- Taz says he spoke with Rhyno earlier and wanted to get the word out early that he and Brodus Clay will be known as the Wrecking Crew.
- And let me tell ya King, Rhyno has wrecked many unfortunate men in the past, sometimes nearly tearing apart their gut with his Gore!
- King says he doesn’t have words to describe the mess the monstrous Brodus Clay can help Rhyno leave!

-- AJ Styles is backstage with SS.
- AJ says Cody does possess a great desire to win.
- AJ says Cody will need ALL eyes on the Phenomenal, AJ Styles if Rhodes wants to win at Almost Honest.
- AJ says or I can just be honest.
- AJ says there’s no need to waste your time because you WILL NOT defeat me!

-- Tyson Kidd is backstage with Christian.
- Kidd says he can’t thank Christian enough for everything he learned.
- Christian says don’t mention it. Sorry it had to end this way. You can always count on me if you need help, bud.
- Kidd says but how can you possibly be teaming with our top enemy!
- Christian says he doesn’t trust Edge like he could trust Kidd.
- Regal walks by and says we are still a cohesive unit in the ministry.
- Christian says cohesive? I’ve never seen a strong group that gets rid of so many members so quickly!
- Regal says anyways, Kidd you are deserving of more opportunities to prove yourself.
- Regal says next week he’ll be facing Bryan Danielson!
- King mentions good heavens! We haven’t heard from Danielson since that blood bath with John Morrison at Fatal Attraction.

-- CM Punk is speaking with a luscious lifeguard.
- Punk says he needs a favor.
- The lifeguard asks why should she help a loser like you.
- Punk says everyone will jump to conclusions and then reveals his IC Championship.
- The lifeguard says nice bling! Go on.
- Punk says, you see that guy in the gray speedo over there?
- Punk says he needs her to seduce him, then put on this shirt and count to three.
- She asks what’s in it for her.
- Punk says he’s got a room; she can come back and check out his gold.
- The screen fades away as the lifeguard ponders.
- Taz says this is no fair, Ziggler thinks he’s taking a peaceful vacation!
- King says didn’t you hear, the #1 contendership is 24/7. Any time, any place!

-- John Cena races down to the ring.
- Cena demands that Joe and Booker get here now!
- John waits to find no one.
- John says ever since he lost his WWE Title it’s been obstactle after obstacle, not even a single chance.
- Cena says it doesn’t matter again this time because he can’t wait to beat the hell out of Booker T and/or Samoa Joe at Almost Honest.
- Booker T comes out.
- Booker says he and Joe laid out Sheamus so Cena oughta be careful what he wishes for… SUCKAAHHH!
- Cena says why wait till then and removes his shirt.
- Booker says whoah!
- Booker says both he and Joe have won countless championships.
- Booker says so he Cena and Cena should realize that the fight shouldn’t take place until Almost Honest!
- Cena says ok, keep being a hypocritical chump and wait for Almost Honest.
- Cena says come get some!
- Booker teases but walks away.

--(3) Kane vs Curt Hawkins.
- Kane hits a chokeslam to hell for 3!
- Kane stands over Hawkins laughing crazily.
- Kane def. Curt Hawkins at 0:33

-- The lifeguard tells Dolph; great body!
- Dolph says this is perfection!
- Punk sneaks out and nails Dolph with a high kick.
- GTS to Ziggler.
- The lifeguard puts on the zebra uniform and counts to 3!

-- Orton is pissed off in Regal’s office.
- Regal says Randy, you can’t just kill Heyman like that!
- Regal says next time you better keep your bloody cool or there will be consequences!

-- (4) Dudleys w/ Heyman vs RVD and Orton

- RVD hits a monkey flip on Devon.
- RVD lands Rolling Thunder for 2.
- Bubba gets the tag and he drops a suplex on RVD followed by a big drop elbow for 2.
- Orton gets the tag and goes wild on Bubba with lariats.
- Orton shouts out at Heyman and hits a power scoop slam on Bubba.
- Orton preys on Bubba, looking for an RKO.
- Orton nails Devon with a no-look RKO.
- Orton drops Bubba with a huge RKO for 3.
- Orton and RVD def. Dudleys @10:50
- Orton isn’t done and grabs a steel chair, Heyman backs away toward the ramp.
- Orton smacks Bubba over the head with the chair.
- RVD tries to slow down Orton but Orton swings at RVD.
- RVD ducks it and escapes out of the ring.
- Orton stands tall and alone in the ring.
-- Raven is in darkness.
- Raven says this week Punk is off the grid.
- But so is Raven.
- Raven says only time will tell how long CM Punk can avoid his fate!
- Raven says tick tock. Quote the Raven! Nevermore!

-- CM Punk is at a local bar.
- Punk says he didn’t bring a goddam camera crew with him to Cancun for nothing.
- Punk says he’s sorry Raven is so sick and delusional.
- Punk says next week in Indianapolis he will take the ring and let everyone have one last chance at being #1 contender. Punk says he’ll take on 500 people if he has to.
- Punk takes a gulp of diet pepsi and says on the last week before CM Punk becomes WWE Champion, there will be plenty of Pepsi Plunges!

[zrdt12]

UPROAR XV Main Event

--(5) Jeff Hardy vs the Masked Enigma [DVW Title]
- A video package displays Masked Enigma’s time in DVW.
- Jeff walks to the ring. The Masked Enigma follows shortly behind! We got a match!
- Jeff hits a flying 180 neckbreaker for 2.
- Enigma locks in a abdominal stretch.
- Jeff eventually wills his way out and nails the Enigma with a running sitout dropkick.
- Jeff follows up with a corkscrew moonsault for 2.
- Jeff goes high again but is met by the Enigma.
- Jeff sunset flips but Enigma drops straight down on Jeff’s chest for 2.
- Enigma power whips Jeff but is countered by Jeff but Enigma recounters.
- Jeff instead is able to run up the turnbuckle and land the Whisper in the Wind!
- Jeff crawls over and covers for 2.
- Jeff can’t believe it so he goes for a Twist of Fate.
- Enigma counters with a big back elbow, mid-twist.
- Pedigree out of nowhere from the Enigma!
- The Masked Enigma covers for 3!
- The Masked Enigma def. Jeff Hardy @17:45
- The Masked Enigma is the new DVW Champion!


It should also be noted that the Battlegrounds tournament is postponed.