UPROAR 17
-- King says Almost Honest disrupted the DVW landscape forever!
- Taz says yeah, you got on your high-horse for Triple H after he won the DVW strap, what do you think now?
- King says he has no idea what to think anymore.
-- Triple H walks down to the ring in street clothes. He eats in his entire entrance, ending with him holding up the DVW Title on the top rope. A fancy table is in the ring with a tablecloth covering an object.
- Triple H says just when all you people lost hope, I came back and I came through. Let’s be honest, Regal could have stayed away. But no, he tried to end me. The game I play doesn’t accept hypocrites. Regal got just a little too close and he paid the price.
- Danielson walks out and gets in the ring.
- Danielson says you are a sick man!
- Triple H says Danielson… that name rings a bell. Oh yeah, last time we met, I embarrassed you, just like your sad excuse for a trainer, William Regal.
- Danielson says you never defeated me, admit it! I made you tap out! And after that I called you out, and where did you hide?
- Triple H says going toe to toe with me isn’t like one of your silly video games; I am THE GAME! You ought to be careful what you wish for but since I call the shots around here now… you can try to win a battle against me whenever you want, kid!
- Danielson says how about right now!
- Triple H says hold on. Since Deadman is the WWE Champion, and no one will take his title away and I’m the DVW champion and no one will take that away…
- Undertaker walks out. Taker intimidates Danielson by looking him in the eye.
- Triple H says as I was saying… it’s been decided that a new championship will be created, since we do want everybody else to have something to fight for.
- Taker says hold up. Allow me to enlighten the world what the new DVW brings to you. Hunter and I both possess the three qualities that represent DVW: Drive, Violence, and Wisdom!
- Triple H says since nobody in the locker room is qualified to be more driven, more wise than us, the young stars, like you Danielson will have to prove they can be more VIOLENT than the next guy! Triple H removes the tablecloth from the table. This is the DVW Violent Championship! Danielson, I don’t want you to make any rash decisions…
- Danielson interrupts and says…
- Triple H says shut up! You can either take this championship as a token for your great recent wins over John Morrison and Tyson Kidd or face me at Higher Brain Patterns for the DVW Title. Think this over kid!
- Danielson says I’m not going to be rash, only one choice suits me. I’ve competed between four sets of ropes for over ten years. In that time, no yielded more DRIVE than I have! No one ever or will ever outsmart me in this sport! That belt can’t mean anything to me, because the only way I can show you my violence, is if it’s with YOU Triple H!
- Triple H says fair enough. Later tonight Randy Orton will face John Morrison and Tyson Kidd will face Kane. No rules in any matches, may the most violent man win and advance into next week!
-- Cody Rhodes and Goldust are in the ring.
- Cody says that it’s hilarious that AJ Styles took him lightly. Styles, DVW is the big leagues, it doesn’t matter if you’re a multiple time world champion in Double A.
--(1) Edge and Christian vs Cody and Goldust [Non title]
- Taz says he hopes Christian can get the pinfall this time, Edge was so selfish at Almost Honest. Who the hell takes out his own tag team partner and then still goes on to win the match!
- Christian hits a Killswitch on Goldust.
- Edge comes in the ring. Christian and Edge argue with each other. Edge ends up saying screw you! Christian gets a cheap eye-gouge in.
- Chrisitan ducks Goldust and rolls him up for 3 as Cody looks on from the apron.
- Christian and Edge def. Goldust and Cody @5:50
- Cody steps in the ring and Christian runs away from Edge, Edge chases him.
- Cody helps his brother up. Cody grabs a mike and yells in his face that he’s sick of Goldust weighing him down! Cross Rhodes to Goldust. Cody says he is a singles wrestler and he’s coming after a major championship!
-- Back from the commercial, it’s shown that Edge continued chasing Christian through the backstage area until he was stopped by Triple H and Undertaker. The three had an unknown exchange of words.
-- (2) Kane w/ Raven vs Tyson Kidd – No DQ
- Kane dominates Tyson Kidd. Kane picks up Kidd and nails the Chokeslam from Hell. Kane plants the tombstone piledriver.
- Raven grabs a mike. Raven says stop. I know it’s hard, I know your angry Kane! You need to stop!
- Kane is breathing heavy with his eyes darting around his head. Kane sets Kidd down.
- Raven says good job! CM Punk, get down here!
- Punk comes down.
- Raven says hit the GTS on him, now!
- Punk nails Kidd with the GTS.
- Raven tells Kane to pin Kidd. 1,2… Raven yells to break it up. Kane breaks up the pin. Raven says leave him there, let’s go!
- Tyson Kidd def. Kane via forfeit @7:30
-- King says it looks like Kane was unable to finish the match so Tyson Kidd scored the victory and will compete for the DVW Violent Championship next week!
- Taz says what a great name for a championship; it gives me the tingles every time I hear it!
- King says it looks like we were able to capture exclusive footage of the talk that Edge had with Triple H and Undertaker.
- Triple H is whispering. We’ve begun the Eternal March. You see, without Vince, some strong veterans need to guide the newborns into the future. There’s a lot of pressure on us, a lot of people think wrestling is nothing without Vince...
- The footage is interrupted by John Cena. John Cena is in the ring. Cena says Joe, Booker, let’s just have our fight right now!
- Cena is jumped from behind by Wade Barrett. Wade beats him down. Wade hits the Wasteland on Cena. Wade says he doesn’t know why he ever let this peasant, John Cena survive to live another day. I had him at my mercy and I let him go. Now all he does is come down to the ring and waste time. People don’t need to worry about John Cena, they need to worry about US! Rhyno, Brodus Clay, and Mason Ryan take the ring with Barrett.
-- (3) Rhyno vs Kofi Kingston
- Rhyno dominates Kofi and wins with the Gore!
- Rhyno def. Kofi @ 2:57
-- Tyson Kidd is backstage with SS
- SS says Tyson, I admire your bravery to conduct this interview after Kane and Punk gave you a beating.
- Kidd says thanks, I’m not willing to give up that easily. My plan is to keep pushing myself to the limit so one day I can defeat Kane. Why Kane didn’t finish me? I don’t know. It’s been proven that I can hang in there with the best. There’s no doubt that I’ll be the underdog going into the match, but I’m positive that I can become the first ever DVW Violent Champion
- SS says is Violent really a word that describes you, Tyson?
- Kidd says violence makes humans who we are. If I can’t be more violent than the next guy, then I’m setting myself up for failure.
- SS asks how do you plan to prepare for either Randy Orton or John Morrison.
- Kidd says neither man will be easy. I think the best way to study will be to watch old ECW tapes and figure out what fueled hardcore legends to nearly kill each other. As odd as it sounds, I like my chances against Randy since I’ve watched him for hours upon hours wrestling and he’s never squared off against me. Hey, there was even a time that no one realized what destruction Randy Orton was capable of. I need to prove that no one is even close to predicting Tyson Kidd!
- SS says good luck next week Tyson!
-- Taz says big words from Kidd but I think he’s way over his head.
- King says I don’t know, he makes me want to root for him! Don’t forget, he fought Danielson to a 20 minute draw, and now Danielson is contending for the DVW Championship!
-- (4) Dolph Ziggler vs R-Truth
- R-Truth misses the Lie Detector and Ziggler snaps on the opportunity by locking in the sleeper. Sleepy R-Truth passes out.
- Dolph Ziggler def. R-Truth @4:49
- Dolph says that he defeated CM Punk for the IC title at Almost Honest but not a single person has spoken a word about it! Ziggler says it’s okay because he will get his rematch and defeat CM Punk!
- Edge is seen backstage grasping his hair tightly with his palms against his head.
-- SS catches up with John Morrison. He asks John Morrison why he thinks he should be the first DVW Violent Champion.
- Morrison says I don’t know. Maybe it’s because over the past two months, I’ve been involved in two of the greatest matches in DVW history! I’m DVW’s go to guy when they need blood given!
- Randy Orton walks up. Orton says all you are good at is believing that people watch your matches because of you… when really, it’s the other guy they are there to see. People know what the viper is capable of. Every single time, someone is in a position to get hurt! Tonight I’m the main event and you John, are the prop that could get hurt!
- Morrison says we’ll see about that. I’m ready to make sure that YOU are the one that won’t be able to walk out of this arena tonight!
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