UPROAR 23 p1
-- Rhyno and Brodus Clay make their way to the ring and enter as they await the arrival of the tag team champions.
- Christian’s music hits. Christian stands on the stage and says HE is single-handedly the greatest tag team champion of all time! Christian says it just so happens that he will once again be defending the tag team championships with his greatest partner of all time. That doesn’t change a damn thing but there is one difference about tonight. Tonight he only has to walk into the ring for five minutes, defeat these idiots, and go straight back to his hotel room to celebrate!
- Brodus Clay says if ridiculous words could make you a tag team champion; you would never lose! But tonight you have to take on the beating of a lifetime from the Blood Beasts!
- Edge is shown arriving at the arena! Edge’s music hits and he explodes onto the stage. Edge walks down with a smirk attached and joins Christian on the apron.
- King says first Edge is fighting in a match at Wrestlethon that he doesn’t think he deserves, then he lost in the main event of UPROAR to Kurt Angle, and now he arrives late to the arena to defend the tag team championships.
- (1) Edge and Christian (c ) vs Blood Beasts [DVW Tag Team Championships]
- Christian starts the match off against Brodus Clay. Clay is unaffected by Christian’s strikes. Christian backs away and tags Edge in.
- Edge hits a dropkick that barely fazes the big man.
- Edge runs the ropes and slides between Brodus’ legs. Edge grabs him from behind and hits the Edge-O-Matic but Rhyno breaks it up at 2.
- Rhyno hits a big knee to Edge’s gut before he’s forced out.
- Clay capitalizes with a running powerslam for 2. Clay tags in Rhyno.
- Edge is halfway to his feet, trying to make the tag and Rhyno Gores Edge from behind into Christian, knocking Christian from the apron.
- Rhyno covers for 2 and Christian breaks it up. Christian goes on offense and pounds away at Rhyno. Christian has Rhyno cornered but the ref. says Christian isn’t the legal man. Christian complains and yells that he clearly made the tag. Ref. isn’t buying it and Christian turns around into the Fall of Humanity by Clay.
- The ref. forces Clay out but he steps across Edge, digging his boot into the ribs, as he goes back to the ropes.
- Rhyno preys on Edge and looks for the Gore. Rhyno charges but Edge turns it into a swinging neckbreaker. Both men are down and being counted. Christian makes his way back into the ring and tries to drag Edge over to the ropes. The ref. yells that he can’t do that! Christian throws the ref. to the ground!
- Triple H from the crowd is in the ring. Pedigree to Edge! Christian is pissed and hits the Killswitch on Rhyno. Christian runs toward Triple H but Trips side steps him and tosses him over the top rope.
- Brodus Clay hits the Big Splash on Edge. Triple H counts to three!
- Brodus Clay and Rhyno def. Edge and Christian and are the new tag team champions @12:20!
-- After the commercial Undertaker is addressing Triple H in his office. Taker says that Triple H is abusing his power too far. And as long as he is DVW Champion, he needs to find a temporary GM!
- Triple H says that he can’t do that!
- Undertaker says don’t worry, your word still matters. You just can’t keep pulling stunts like out there tonight.
- Cody Rhodes bursts in the office and both Taker and Hunter are shocked.
- Cody says that last week the referee stopped his match with Randy Orton when he still had the will to continue and defeat the viper! Cody says he deserves to be put in the elimination chamber match after the poor call from last week!
- Undertaker says he’ll take care of it. Now get out!
--(2) Kurt Angle vs Primo
- Kurt drops to the ground and applies the ankle lock right out of the gate. Primo taps but Angle holds it for another 15 seconds. Angle kicks Primo out of the ring and grabs the mike.
- Kurt Angle def. Primo @0:21
- Kurt Angle says that he defeated Raven in a big match at HBP. Then he defeated the number 1 contender for the DVW Title, Edge in last week’s main event! Angle says that it’s about damn time someone does the right thing and adds him to the DVW Title match at Wrestlethon! Angle says Wrestlethon has his name written all over it… he’s the ONLY Olympic gold medalist to grace himself in professional wrestling.
- Triple H comes out. Hunter says that the match is already made, sorry.
- Angle says it’s about damn time you start making reasonable decisions. Earlier tonight, you didn’t just screw Edge. You didn’t just screw Christian. You screwed with Kurt Angle!
- Triple H says this is none of YOUR business!
- Angle says Triple H has it ALL wrong! Angle says that in tonight’s main event; he has an opponent that will challenge Triple H!
- Triple H says that’s funny because your general manager doesn’t approve. But he’ll find somebody to face Angle’s man.
- Cody Rhodes is out to the ring to wrestle.
- King says he’s been given another chance but we still don’t know who Cody will take on to qualify for the EC match.
- It’s Goldust!
- Taz says what a shock, it’s Cody’s own brother! The man Cody rightfully kicked to the curb is back!
- (3) Cody Rhodes vs Goldust [EC Qualifier]
- Goldust is all over Cody, on the ground brawling and all! Cody dodges a leg drop.
- Goldust evades the Cross Rhodes!
- Goldust hits the Fisherman’s Suplex for 2.
- Goldust throws Cody over the top ropes!
- Goldust bashes Cody’s head off the steel steps. Goldust runs Cody hard into the barricade. Goldust shoves his boot into a sitting Cody against the barricade. Goldust lets up and tosses him back into the ring.
- Goldust covers for 2.
- Cody hits a DDT from nowhere and both men are down.
- Goldust shoves Cody into the turnbuckle as Cody attempted the Disaster Kick. Goldust locks Cody up in the turnbuckle.
- Goldust hits the Shattered Dreams!
- Goldust covers for 3!
- Goldust def. Cody @ 8:42 and qualifies for the EC match!
- Randy Orton comes to the ring. Orton shakes Goldust’s hand.
- Orton hits an RKO on Goldust.
- Orton says it’s every man for themselves at Wrestlethon… but there’s no five man combination on this planet that can stop the Viper!
- Drew McIntyre comes out in a suit. Drew says Orton, you’ve now pissed us all off! Drew says that first he will make sure Randy Orton doesn’t win the Championship of Violence. Then he will take the championship that was chosen for him to hold!
- R-Truth comes out and asks about him. Truth says he doesn’t even know how fight against him! Truth says once all of you scramble each other brains out, HE will become the champion, and that’s the truth!
-- Kurt Angle is backstage with Raven. Kurt Angle says he’s had enough of Triple H. Angle says he wants to help Raven take him down!
- Raven says how ironic. Raven says he’ll go talk to his good friend Triple H about it. Raven laughs and starts to walk toward Triple H’s office.
-- Raven knocks on the door. Nothing. You can here strange noises from inside. Raven smirks and opens the door. Edge is inside pounding right after right on Triple H! His forehead is busted wide open!
- Raven takes a seat at Triple H’s desk as Edge continues the assault.
- Raven says he would like that to address the DVW on the latest development of Wrestlethon. Raven says he and Angle will assemble a team of five members as will Triple H. The teams will partake in a 10 man gauntlet match! However, each match will take place one on one. After one of Triple H’s sorry excuses for a team member is eliminated, the next one will come down. Same goes with Raven’s team. The match will continue until all five members of one team are eliminated. But could it really just be for pride… no! If Triple H’s team loses he must relinquish his general manager position for 1 month to either Raven or Kurt Angle. However, in the odd scenario where Raven’s team loses; Triple H gets to choose to either fire Angle or Raven. To be banned from DVW for life! Oh, and power is good, you’ll need a taste of it. Your match against Edge will be a Last Man Standing Match! And by not responding, it appears that you agree! Edge smiles and throws one last boot to the head and walks out. The screen fades away with Raven staring and smirking at a knocked out Triple H.
-- Taz says he isn’t sure how it’s possible for Raven to create this whacky match at Wrestlethon but it sure will be interesting!
- King says he isn’t sure either. Maybe Triple H actually has to agree!
- King says we have exclusive video footage from earlier tonight:
- The video pops up. It’s Triple H telling John Morrison that he will fight tonight in a non-title match against Angle’s man.
-- (4) John Cena vs Wade Barrett
-- Cena is all over Barrett early and his signature back drop. Five Knuckle Shuffle for 2.
- Barrett is up and Cena chucks him out of the ring.
- Cena turns around and poses to the crowd and eats a steel chair right over the face from Mason Ryan.
- Ryan hits Cena with a Swinging Sideslam ontop of the chair.
- Barrett has Cena up for the Wasteland when Kane’s music hits.
- Barrett hits the Wasteland and just barely escapes as Kane hits the ring. Kane pyro taunts and intimidates the distant Ryan and Barrett. Kane tends to Cena.
-- Rhyno and Brodus Clay make their way to the ring and enter as they await the arrival of the tag team champions.
- Christian’s music hits. Christian stands on the stage and says HE is single-handedly the greatest tag team champion of all time! Christian says it just so happens that he will once again be defending the tag team championships with his greatest partner of all time. That doesn’t change a damn thing but there is one difference about tonight. Tonight he only has to walk into the ring for five minutes, defeat these idiots, and go straight back to his hotel room to celebrate!
- Brodus Clay says if ridiculous words could make you a tag team champion; you would never lose! But tonight you have to take on the beating of a lifetime from the Blood Beasts!
- Edge is shown arriving at the arena! Edge’s music hits and he explodes onto the stage. Edge walks down with a smirk attached and joins Christian on the apron.
- King says first Edge is fighting in a match at Wrestlethon that he doesn’t think he deserves, then he lost in the main event of UPROAR to Kurt Angle, and now he arrives late to the arena to defend the tag team championships.
- (1) Edge and Christian (c ) vs Blood Beasts [DVW Tag Team Championships]
- Christian starts the match off against Brodus Clay. Clay is unaffected by Christian’s strikes. Christian backs away and tags Edge in.
- Edge hits a dropkick that barely fazes the big man.
- Edge runs the ropes and slides between Brodus’ legs. Edge grabs him from behind and hits the Edge-O-Matic but Rhyno breaks it up at 2.
- Rhyno hits a big knee to Edge’s gut before he’s forced out.
- Clay capitalizes with a running powerslam for 2. Clay tags in Rhyno.
- Edge is halfway to his feet, trying to make the tag and Rhyno Gores Edge from behind into Christian, knocking Christian from the apron.
- Rhyno covers for 2 and Christian breaks it up. Christian goes on offense and pounds away at Rhyno. Christian has Rhyno cornered but the ref. says Christian isn’t the legal man. Christian complains and yells that he clearly made the tag. Ref. isn’t buying it and Christian turns around into the Fall of Humanity by Clay.
- The ref. forces Clay out but he steps across Edge, digging his boot into the ribs, as he goes back to the ropes.
- Rhyno preys on Edge and looks for the Gore. Rhyno charges but Edge turns it into a swinging neckbreaker. Both men are down and being counted. Christian makes his way back into the ring and tries to drag Edge over to the ropes. The ref. yells that he can’t do that! Christian throws the ref. to the ground!
- Triple H from the crowd is in the ring. Pedigree to Edge! Christian is pissed and hits the Killswitch on Rhyno. Christian runs toward Triple H but Trips side steps him and tosses him over the top rope.
- Brodus Clay hits the Big Splash on Edge. Triple H counts to three!
- Brodus Clay and Rhyno def. Edge and Christian and are the new tag team champions @12:20!
-- After the commercial Undertaker is addressing Triple H in his office. Taker says that Triple H is abusing his power too far. And as long as he is DVW Champion, he needs to find a temporary GM!
- Triple H says that he can’t do that!
- Undertaker says don’t worry, your word still matters. You just can’t keep pulling stunts like out there tonight.
- Cody Rhodes bursts in the office and both Taker and Hunter are shocked.
- Cody says that last week the referee stopped his match with Randy Orton when he still had the will to continue and defeat the viper! Cody says he deserves to be put in the elimination chamber match after the poor call from last week!
- Undertaker says he’ll take care of it. Now get out!
--(2) Kurt Angle vs Primo
- Kurt drops to the ground and applies the ankle lock right out of the gate. Primo taps but Angle holds it for another 15 seconds. Angle kicks Primo out of the ring and grabs the mike.
- Kurt Angle def. Primo @0:21
- Kurt Angle says that he defeated Raven in a big match at HBP. Then he defeated the number 1 contender for the DVW Title, Edge in last week’s main event! Angle says that it’s about damn time someone does the right thing and adds him to the DVW Title match at Wrestlethon! Angle says Wrestlethon has his name written all over it… he’s the ONLY Olympic gold medalist to grace himself in professional wrestling.
- Triple H comes out. Hunter says that the match is already made, sorry.
- Angle says it’s about damn time you start making reasonable decisions. Earlier tonight, you didn’t just screw Edge. You didn’t just screw Christian. You screwed with Kurt Angle!
- Triple H says this is none of YOUR business!
- Angle says Triple H has it ALL wrong! Angle says that in tonight’s main event; he has an opponent that will challenge Triple H!
- Triple H says that’s funny because your general manager doesn’t approve. But he’ll find somebody to face Angle’s man.
- Cody Rhodes is out to the ring to wrestle.
- King says he’s been given another chance but we still don’t know who Cody will take on to qualify for the EC match.
- It’s Goldust!
- Taz says what a shock, it’s Cody’s own brother! The man Cody rightfully kicked to the curb is back!
- (3) Cody Rhodes vs Goldust [EC Qualifier]
- Goldust is all over Cody, on the ground brawling and all! Cody dodges a leg drop.
- Goldust evades the Cross Rhodes!
- Goldust hits the Fisherman’s Suplex for 2.
- Goldust throws Cody over the top ropes!
- Goldust bashes Cody’s head off the steel steps. Goldust runs Cody hard into the barricade. Goldust shoves his boot into a sitting Cody against the barricade. Goldust lets up and tosses him back into the ring.
- Goldust covers for 2.
- Cody hits a DDT from nowhere and both men are down.
- Goldust shoves Cody into the turnbuckle as Cody attempted the Disaster Kick. Goldust locks Cody up in the turnbuckle.
- Goldust hits the Shattered Dreams!
- Goldust covers for 3!
- Goldust def. Cody @ 8:42 and qualifies for the EC match!
- Randy Orton comes to the ring. Orton shakes Goldust’s hand.
- Orton hits an RKO on Goldust.
- Orton says it’s every man for themselves at Wrestlethon… but there’s no five man combination on this planet that can stop the Viper!
- Drew McIntyre comes out in a suit. Drew says Orton, you’ve now pissed us all off! Drew says that first he will make sure Randy Orton doesn’t win the Championship of Violence. Then he will take the championship that was chosen for him to hold!
- R-Truth comes out and asks about him. Truth says he doesn’t even know how fight against him! Truth says once all of you scramble each other brains out, HE will become the champion, and that’s the truth!
-- Kurt Angle is backstage with Raven. Kurt Angle says he’s had enough of Triple H. Angle says he wants to help Raven take him down!
- Raven says how ironic. Raven says he’ll go talk to his good friend Triple H about it. Raven laughs and starts to walk toward Triple H’s office.
-- Raven knocks on the door. Nothing. You can here strange noises from inside. Raven smirks and opens the door. Edge is inside pounding right after right on Triple H! His forehead is busted wide open!
- Raven takes a seat at Triple H’s desk as Edge continues the assault.
- Raven says he would like that to address the DVW on the latest development of Wrestlethon. Raven says he and Angle will assemble a team of five members as will Triple H. The teams will partake in a 10 man gauntlet match! However, each match will take place one on one. After one of Triple H’s sorry excuses for a team member is eliminated, the next one will come down. Same goes with Raven’s team. The match will continue until all five members of one team are eliminated. But could it really just be for pride… no! If Triple H’s team loses he must relinquish his general manager position for 1 month to either Raven or Kurt Angle. However, in the odd scenario where Raven’s team loses; Triple H gets to choose to either fire Angle or Raven. To be banned from DVW for life! Oh, and power is good, you’ll need a taste of it. Your match against Edge will be a Last Man Standing Match! And by not responding, it appears that you agree! Edge smiles and throws one last boot to the head and walks out. The screen fades away with Raven staring and smirking at a knocked out Triple H.
-- Taz says he isn’t sure how it’s possible for Raven to create this whacky match at Wrestlethon but it sure will be interesting!
- King says he isn’t sure either. Maybe Triple H actually has to agree!
- King says we have exclusive video footage from earlier tonight:
- The video pops up. It’s Triple H telling John Morrison that he will fight tonight in a non-title match against Angle’s man.
-- (4) John Cena vs Wade Barrett
-- Cena is all over Barrett early and his signature back drop. Five Knuckle Shuffle for 2.
- Barrett is up and Cena chucks him out of the ring.
- Cena turns around and poses to the crowd and eats a steel chair right over the face from Mason Ryan.
- Ryan hits Cena with a Swinging Sideslam ontop of the chair.
- Barrett has Cena up for the Wasteland when Kane’s music hits.
- Barrett hits the Wasteland and just barely escapes as Kane hits the ring. Kane pyro taunts and intimidates the distant Ryan and Barrett. Kane tends to Cena.

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