5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth (and other useful guides)

[Tay Moran]

This is the title of the book i bought today in my campus school store. below are the reasons it gave for punching a dolphin in the mouth.


*When a dolphin makes those cute whistles and clicking sounds, they're actually vulgar insults.
Dolphin: "your mom is eeeeeeeeeeasy"

*Their rubbery,soft skin is easy ton the knuckles and makes for a great undersea punching bag.

*Dolphins play their entire lives. humans only play until we reach adulthood this is unfair. Make if fair by landing a roundhouse kick to the face.

*Dolphins love to think that they're the strongest and the fasest. Ever seen them swim with a boat? To them it's a race. Put them in their place with a solid left hook to the jaw.

*Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.

[Steve Austin]

Haha, I'm considering learning how to box underwater so maybe I'll use a dolphin as an underwater punchbag to train