Ridiculous Football (Soccer) Stories

[Wade Barrett 1979]

lollocopters!!

Ha! Nice one!!

[Destruction]

Bloody hell Wade. You know quite a bit of random trivia, don't you?

[magglis]

Bloody hell Wade. You know quite a bit of random trivia, don't you?

Why you are digging these threads from the graveyard

[Destruction]

Why you are digging these threads from the graveyard

Hey! Don't insult my thread resurrectioness!

I got bored. I have nothing to do, until I go back to school in 3 weeks

[magglis]

Hey! Don't insult my thread resurrectioness!

I got bored. I have nothing to do, until I go back to school in 3 weeks

Yeah i forgot that you are a minor

[Karsten Langenfeld]

Ok, i remember a short but rather funny story. When i was a little boy, i used to play football too, and naturally, asked my dad to come watch me now and then. And so he did. And it was on one of those days that our favorite team, Borussia Dortmund, played in the Bundesliga against local rival Arminia Bielefeld.
We basically played nearly the exact same time they did. Around halftime, we were in the lead by 1:0, i went to my dad and asked him how Dortmund was doing, and he told me that they were behind 0:1. So i thought 'at least we didnt miss a good game'. While i played the second half we kind of lost our drive and caught 3 goals, and to my great surprise i saw my dad dancing around the side of the field like a madman basically the whole second half. I got really pissed at him and after the game was done i stormed to him and demanded an explanation why he was so happy that we lost 3:1. He said: ' Oh...you lost? sorry, didnt notice, we had the radio here listening to Dortmund vs Bielefeld.' So i got curious and asked for the result and nearly passed out when he told me they won....11:1.

[Pumpkinhead]

One time when I played football as a kid I tackled some guy and I got a red card at minute 1