4. Frank O'Rourke vs Dasher Hatfield. Ref Daniel Yost. Frank came out pissed at Loudspeaker calling him Francis. The crowd called Frank Franis, causing Frank to lose it. He ran around ringside yelling "FRANK! FRANK! FRANK!" but everyone kept calling him Francis. Frank corned Loudspeaker in the corner. Yost kept saying Frank calm down. Dasher came out patting me on the back and shaking my hand. He greeted more fans around ringside including a fan wearing a Love Machine Art Barr mask, who Loudspeaker early asked if he wore the mask so nobody would know he was asleep. Dasher got all the fans who were facing the SmartMarkVideo camera and had them all put their hands together before the match. Dasher put his hand out to Frank to shake hands but called his Francis which caused Frank to yell "FRANK!" Dasher said sorry Frank but Frank ran out of the ring and ran around yelling "FRANK!" again. Yost tried to get Frank to come back into the ring. Dasher had control at the start and even tried to run the ringposts but Frank caught him. Dasher hit Frank's head against the turnbuckle a few times. With Frank on the apron and Dasher standing in the ring, Frank hit a cutter. Frank tried for a pin but Dasher kicked out. Some action off the top rope. Dasher called his shot as he swung for the fences, he knocked Frank down in the corner ran the turnbuckles and slid into the corner. But it wasn't enough. Frank did a moonsault off the top rope but Dasher moved out of the way. Dasher put Frank in a figure 4. Dasher tried with a sideslam. Finally, Dasher hit a Suicide squeeze for the win. It was one of the two longest matches of the show. Frank sold in the ring for awhile before leaving.
We have a 15-20 minute intermission, where Loudspeaker plugged the raffle. Bryce signed the shirt he gave to the girl who got hit it on head with the pole. After Intermission Loudspeaker & Remsburg welcome us back.
5. Saturnye vs Portia Perez. Ref Bryce Remsburg. Portia came out and yelled at some fans. She told them not to clap for her. Portia used a chair to get into the ring. Portia told Bryce to check Saturnye. Bryce tried to check Portia who kept pulling her leg away. Saturyne went after Portia in the corner and Portia called for time out. Portia left the ring and got into it with a little boy. Portia played off the fans some more. Portia took down Saturnye and left the ring to sit in a chair at ringside. Portia yelled at some more fans. Back in the ring Portia begged for Saturyne and her to stop fighting, she begged it's almost Christmas, they should start a tag team she begged. Saturyne thought about it and shook Portia's hand but Portia had one hand behind her back and hit Saturyne in the gut. Portia put choked out Saturye in the corner. Portia taunted the crowd. Portia pulled Saturye down by her hair a few times. Portia chocked out Saturyne in the other corner against the ropes. Saturyne dodged Portia and rolled Portia up but Portia kicked out. Portia pulled on Saturye's hair and Bryce counted to 4 when Portia let go. Portia did it again and released at 4, then again and released at 4. Saturyne gained control. Saturyne hits something off the ropes. Saturyne jumps to the top rope between the two corners and hits a crossbody but Portia counters it pulling the tights for the win. Saturyne screamed Portia pulled her tights. Portia stands on a chair with Bryce holding her hand in the air for the win as Saturyne is in disbelief in the ring. After Portia leaves, Saturyne continues her case about her tights being pulled to Bryce. Best parts of the match were Portia with the crowd.
6. Robert Coleman vs Lativan Proud Oak. Referee Daniel Yost. Funniest match of the show, very entertaining. I don't think anyone was on commentary tho for this match. Coleman is big man with a islands type gimmick. He has Coleman tattooed on his chest and a giant tree tattoo on his back. Proud Oak runs out to the ring and he's not wearing shoes. Oak wants the mic from Loudspeaker but does not know how to use it, he holds it upside down. Loudspeaker tells him to turn it around. Proud Oak says it is very awesome to be in New York City, USA. He says he is so excited to be here in Madison Square Garden and is surprised at how it looks. He gets a USA chant going. Yost when checking Coleman for weapons, the Proud Oak makes a noise. He runs over and drops to his knees bowing down. He's bowing down to the tree tattoo on Coleman. Coleman laughs. Coleman is working on Oak's arm when Oak stays in the position of a tree. Coleman walks around Oak and tries to work on the arm but is countered by Oak. Oak runs the ropes and runs into Coleman and poses but Coleman never moved. He tries again and poses as Coleman laughs as he does not move. Oak goes to the top rope and freezes posing as a tree. He jumps over Coleman. Coleman hits Oak with his butt sending Oak flying into the corner. Coleman goes for the stinkface but Oak gets out of the ring saying no stinky stinky. Oak tries to pick up Coleman but cant. Oak gains control but then is knocked down in the corner. Coleman gives Oak the stinkface. Oak again tries to pick up Coleman. Coleman hits a powerslam for the win. Coleman asks the fans why they are not clapping for him as Oak is still lying in the ring. Oak gets up and runs... (Continues on next page)
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