"Soooooo my plan worked!! Every time I put a status on facebook, every wrestling website writer copies it and posts it as their status!! WELL, I guess I got the best of them this time! For the past two days Ive been making up the craziest crap, just to see if they post it as factual news, without checking the facts first!! And yep! They did! Isnt it sad that these "journalists" have no real skills for actual reporting other than copying bogus social media status updates!! Reminds me of a couple years ago, when I said "one of the TNA knockouts was expecting"..remember that??? Yep, I made that one up too to see if they'd run with it... So FANS, Im sorry i had to include you all on this charade, but I DIDNT get mugged, NOR am I adopting a child from Cambodia. And WRITERS, maybe you'll think twice before you copy my statuses again...it just makes you look gullible and STUPID that you jump on things BELIEVING you have the newest BIG SCOOP, when in actuality, you have nonsense that just makes you look pathetic...... SOOO, stop whacking off, get out of Mommy's basement, and get a REAL JOB!!! AND FOR ONCE, GIVE US PERFORMERS OUR PRIVACY!!!! HAHAHAHAAH! Ohhhh that was fun!"
She went on to say: In addition to my last status, Ryan Clark and the guys at WZROnline.com are the ONLY WEBSITE to actually get it right! These guys and Wrestlingfigs.com are the most factual referrences you can find online for your latest wrestling NEWS (not gossip, rumors, or second hand copied statuses of wrestling personalities) . Those are the guys that should be getting your hits! -- This message has been approved by the Original Diva, Minion Queen, and Ribber Extraordinaire Thank you for that!
So that's the latest from Sytch, who over the last year has been arrested five times, went to rehab on more than one occasion, got mad at WWE for refusing to pay for more rehab and spent 114 days in jail.
ORIGINAL: Tammy "Sunny" Sytch posted on her Facebook earlier today that she had her purse snatched on Wednesday night. She noted that she had to have someone watch her car while she wrote a police report and went to retrieve another set of keys for her car. She then took to Facebook and was upset that no one was taking about the crime, but were commenting on what she looks for in a man, which she made a post about on Facebook as well…
"OK....so let me get this straight....I write a joke status about "what I look for in a boyfriend" and it makes Worldwide wrestling website headlines.....I put a post up last night about being MUGGED, a serious matter worthy of a headline, and I find it NOWHERE on ANY website.....HMMMMMMMM. Dontcha think these so-called JOURNALISTS should get their priorities straight and leave my love life alone????"
We were tipped off this morning from a source that Tammy was simply trying to work the "dirtsheets" and that's exactly what she did. There is a reason we never posted the story and that is why. Numerous websites picked up her Facebook post while we talked with an inside source who told us she was simply working the "dirtsheets". Lots of websites looking like morons tonight.
It should also be noted that her Facebook post stating that she had adopted a child is also a work. That post read: OMG!! I just got the most amazing phone call! LIFE IS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER!! You all know that I had to get a hysterectomy to cure me of cancer, and I thought I would NEVER be a Mom.....well, I applied a few months ago, and I just got approved to adopt a child from Cambodia!! OMG I COULDNT BE HAPPIER!!! Within a few months, Im going to have a child to call my own!!
She's basically screwing with fans and some (not us) "dirtsheet" websites.