Synopsis For The New Day’s Upcoming Book

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RAW Tag Team Champions The New Day will be releasing a self-help book in April 2017. Here is the synopsis:

Multi-time W . . . W . . . E! (WWE) TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS! The New Day want you to feel the power!! And now you can with The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It. From the purveyors of positivity themselves, each chapter of this handy guide will help you embrace the New Day way of life. Even if you’re feeling booty―and who (who?! who?! who?! who?! who?!) has never felt booty? ―you’ll be clapping, gyrating, and radiating positivity like the New Day themselves.

Fans will learn:

* The New Day’s official definition of “booty,” and the telltale signs that you or a loved one might be booty



* The proper attire and headwear for the new you

* How to twerk like a man

* What your spirit animal says about you

* How to project positivity

By the time you finish this book, you’ll be a rainbow-gazing, trombone-playing, unicorn-loving soldier of positivity, ready to take on nefarious WWE tag teams with a smile on your face. Pro tip: Eat your Booty O’s every morning for added strength!

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