"bro I'm the one that was fucking with him lmao them he rocked an innocent fan. that guy is about to be a millionaire!!! I punched [Punk's] kidney and slapped his back hella hard. bro [Punk] straight pounced on a poor day white guy. I hit him ran away then ran back and stood next to him cause I saw the camera."
When asked why no one pointed him out to security, he said, "cause I dipped fast! Come on now poor fat guy is just hanging out putting his glasses on."
When Teyes was told he was going to get caught, he responded, "no one ever has and no one ever will."
We'll see where WWE or local authorities go from here now that the fan has outed himself. It's clearly not the smartest move on his part.