"There's easier ways to commit suicide, Vincie-boy. Aren't you about 45 minutes from the George Washington Bridge? @wwe"
"Reason your guys work in a ring and not an octagon is because nobody on your roster can count to 8, you DOPE"
"Just because your teeth are fake that don't mean they can't get PUNCHED OUT, y'big mark!"
"Itd be entertaining to see Dana sweep him under the rug. He could use the one on top of Vince's head."
"You'd be so punch drunk against Dana even your straight edge Champion @cmpunk will feel tipsy."
"Ill help you out and tag along because you can't spell box office without S-O-N-N-E-N. how bout it? Vince w/ Punk vs Dana w/ Chael P?"