ring. Dolph says they have all seen enough to draw their own conclusion. Cena cannot control his sophomoric urges, and they all see Cena and AJ for what they are. Cena grabs Dolph and says never to speak about he and AJ ever again. He shoves Dolph down and leaves.
-The Miz joins the commentary team.
-Cesaro on the mic, and says the US has the fattest kids in the world. And Halloween is coming up, where obese kids go door-to-door begging for more sweets from idiotic parents, who cannot see the problem with a fat Power Ranger. More than ever, the US needs him as their champion.
Non-Title Champion vs. Champion Match: IC Champion Kofi Kingston vs. US Champ Antonio Cesaro
Cesaro on control early, Kofi battles back with the boot but Cesaro catches him on the top rope and lays in some knees, and then tosses him to the mat. A slam by Cesaro, double stomp follows and then works the arm. Commentary ignoring the match and focusing on Miz. Kofi fights back with an elbow and a dropkick that sends Cesaro to the floor. Kofi follows, and gets a clothesline off of the steps. Kofi talks trash to Miz, and Cesaro attacks and slams Kofi to the announce table. Kofi tosses Cesaro into Miz, Kofi then tosses Cesaro I the ring, and Miz attacks Kofi for the DQ.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kofi Kingston @ 2:30 via DQ
-Cesaro and Miz attack Kofi and beat him down, and now R Truth hits the ring to even the odds and clears the ring.
-They say Foley and Punk will reveal their Survivor Series teams tonight.
-Vickie tries to make AJ say she cares about Cena, and she will give her a job. AJ refuses and says she doesn't know who is behind this, but Vickie is not worth lying for, and certainly not hurting John. She leaves, but Vickie stops her and says she is hired, under one condition. If she touches Vickie again, she will be gone for good. Vickie then says AJ gets to wrestle Beth Phoenix. AJ thanks her and skips away.
-We go "behind the music" with the 3MB.
Santino Marella and Zack Ryder vs. 3MB (Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal) w/Drew McIntyre
Ryder and Mahal to begin. Mahal beats Ryder down, off the ropes and Ryder back with knees and then a second rope missile dropkick. Mahal is down, and then Ryder hits the broski boot. Slater distracts Ryder, Mahal takes him down and tags in Slater. He lays the boots to Ryder, to the corner and tags in Mahal. They work quick tags and keep working over Ryder, and a cover gets 2 for Slater. Rights by Slater, tag to Mahal who hits a high knee, and covers for 2. Slater works a chinlock on Ryder, who fights to his feet, but gets slammed to the corner. Rights by Slater, he dances and does air guitar, misses the corner splash. Tag to Santino, rights, split, hip toss and then the saluting head butt all connect for 2 as Mahal makes the save. He gets tosses, cobra time for Santino, he gets distracted, but hits McIntyre with it. Slater then hits the overdrive for the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: 3MB (Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal) @ 4:00 via pin
-Jerry Lawler returns to WWE in two weeks.
AJ vs. Beth Phoenix
Phoenix backs off AJ, talks shit to her and slaps her. Phoenix slaps her again, and AJ doesn't look happy. Phoenix says she is a failure and shoves AJ down. Phoenix says to do something, and AJ charges and unloads with rights. Jumps on her back, more rights, but Phoenix slams her to the mat. Kicks to the back by Phoenix, who then rubs AJ's face into the mat and then tosses her to the floor. Phoenix slams AJ back first into the ring apron, rolls her in and covers for 2. Small package by AJ gets the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: AJ @ 2:20 via pin
-Vickie is out and says that she demands more from AJ. Beth attacks AJ from behind, and Vickie makes fun of her, and says she will give her a chance to do better.
AJ vs. Beth Phoenix
Glam slam try by Phoenix connects, and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Beth Phoenix @ :10 via pin
-We'll hear from Sheamus…NEXT!
-Or not as we get clips from Punk's show opening promo.
-And now Sheamus makes his way to the ring. Sheamus says he is here without his title around his waist, but a smile on his face. You may wonder why he is smiling after losing to Show at HIAC. He is disappointed, because he hates to lose, especially a big match. But he has to say that last night, Show was the better man. Show knocked him out, but here is the thing, he didn't come to WWE to always win. He came here to fight. And last night, last night was the greatest fight of his life. He stood toe to toe with a giant and pushed him to the limit. They kickeout of each other's finish and the crowd loved it. But, Show did KO him and won the match. Show won the battle, but the war is not over. He is dying for another fight with Show, and when they meet again, it will be an all out war. And when the war is over, he will be smiling, and holding the world title.
And here comes the Big Show. Show comes to the ring, proudly holding his new world title belt. Show says the belt looks good on his shoulder. He says he told us all, and Sheamus is out here smiling, but he knows Sheamus is hiding the truth. The truth is Sheamus gave Show everything he had, and he couldn't beat Show. Show says he did what he said he would do, KO him and walk out with the title. Show says not to boo him for telling the truth. Show says the fight took him to levels he didn't know he was capable of, but Sheamus made him realize how much he wanted the title. Show says he now has no limits, and if Sheamus wants another war, Sheamus will be slaughtered. Show says he will enjoy knocking the smile off of Sheamus' face, and calls him a GINGER SNAP! Show says Sheamus can't beat him, and will never take the title from him. Sheamus says it was a great speech, and then DROPS Show with White Noise! Ginger Snap that bitch.
-Cena consoles AJ backstage. Vickie watches on as AJ has crazy eyes. Just then, Beth Phoenix shows up and thanks Vickie for restarting her match, but Vickie says she should... (Continues on next page)