Flair wonders if he's talking about his two HOF rings or his four ex-wives. Flair then challenges him and marches down to the ring, and Punk obviously hesitant to head to the ring.
-Punk enters the ring finally, and hits a low blow to Flair, followed by a crutch shot to the back. He taunts with the Flair strut, but before he can use the other crutch, EYE POKE by the Nature Boy. Punk falls out of the ring, and Naitch LOCKS IN THE FIGURE FOUR ON HEYMAN! "KOO KOO KACHOO!"
-Heyman's out of there. Flair just said he was there to have a good time, and always enjoyed coming here to Philly to have fun and perform. The Shield coming down from the stands now, and Flair's egging them on! This is not going to end well, Naitch...
-Kane, Bryan, and Flair brawling with the Shield! Ambrose lays out Flair in the ring, and Reigns takes out Bryan on the outside. They ram Kane into the barricade. Reigns clears the announce table, Flair's dragged out, and ...FEED! ME! MORE! Ryback's storming to the ring. He cleans house with the Shield, and Kane and Daniel are back in the mix. Ryback drops Rollins HARD on the announce table as the Shield are in full retreat! Flair celebrates with Kane, Bryan, and Ryback, who hoist him for a victory march around the ring!
-Flair "WOOING" it up with Team Hell No, and Ron Simmons drops on in...DAMN!
Brodus Clay v. JTG
Brodus with a big belly-to-belly suplex, JTG with the boots up in the corner and hits a jumping neckbreaker off the ropes for two. Brodus shrugs off a headlock, clotheslines, corner splash, SHEEE-Plex, headbutt, and the Funky Splash gets three.
Winner: Brodus Clay
-Brodus and the Funkadactyls dance with the kids.
-Santino and...Tensai?...out for "LOL Moment of the Year. Tensai with an ice pack, and Santio's trying REAL hard not to crack up. Apparently, "Tensai" is Japanese for "Fat Albert", and he says it was the teleprompter when Tensai grabs him. "THERE'S NO TELEPROMPTER!" Whoops...and the nominees are:
- Team Hell No: Anger Management
- The Rock: Cena's Merch Madness
- Vickie Guerrero: "The Elaine" circa 2012
- Randy Orton: FOOOD FIGHT!!!
-And the winner is...THE ROCK! Santino accepts it on his behalf, but Daniel out to claim for himself and Kane has to haul him off.
Cody Rhodes w/Damien Sandow v. Sin Cara w/Rey Mysterio
Cody starts off with some right hands, but Cara with a springboard takedown. Cody to the outside, and and Cara misses a dive to the outside, tweaking his hurt leg from last night. Rey warns Sandow to back off. Cara and Cody in the ring. Cody wrings the arm, the delivers boots to the head and leg for a two count. Whip to the corner by Cody. Boots to the back of Cara and a shot to the midsection. Cara counters with a snap kick, then a springboard dropkick to fire himself up. He snaps off a hurricanrana. Cara goes for a body scissor roll-up, but Cody counters and hits the Cross Rhodes for three! Cody's Mustache is victorious once again!
Winner: Cody Rhodes
-Zack Ryder and Layla out for the "#trending Now of the year":
-And the winner is...FEED...ME...MORE! Zack gives a "WOO WOO WOO!" before heading off to deliver the award.
-The Big Show out now, with the HUGE FREAKING CHAIR he used last night to beat Sheamus to retain the World Championship. He's not surprised to be booed or let down by the WWE fans. He did what he said he would do, and he beat Sheamus with his "Big Show" chair. He did it, and he will not take these "Boring" chants either. Sheamus out now, and he has no regrets about the match last night. They beat the crap out of each other, but the thing is, Show was the better man, even if he did use the jumbo chair. He offers a handshake, and Show accepts, before calling Sheamus a potato-eating Irishman who had to be crazy to think he could beat him. Sheamus snaps, lays into Show, wails on him with the giant chair, and then BROGUE KICK! He saunters off, and ZIGGLER'S OUT, HE'S GOING TO CASH IN! But Cena's out, and he takes out Ziggler, throwing him hard into the barricade as Show comes to, and the crowd is TICKED at that.
-3MB, Del Rio, and Miz out for a rematch from last night at TLC, and curious to see who Alberto and Miz's partner will be...
3MB v. Alberto Del Rio, The Miz & ?
Alberto starts off with Drew, backs him to the corner, and hits an enziguri. DREAMER tags in, and so does Slater. Slater dances, Dreamer jukes, jives, and hits a right hand, then a flapjack. Miz, Del Rio, and Tommy clear the ring, Del Rio with the suicide dive to the outside, Miz with the baseball dropkick, and Dreamer FLIES off the top onto 3MB as we go to break...
Miz tags in, as does Slater. Miz with a pair of clotheslines, then backs Slater into the corner for his corner clothesline. Miz knocks down Drew, but Slater knocks him into the barricade. Slater bounces Miz off the barricade, then rolls him into the ring. McIntyre in now with a takedown for two. Miz tries to come back, but gets a back elbow. Mahal in with some clubbing blows and a chinlock. Miz fights out and hits the Reality Check! Slater in though to stop the tag and cinches in a front headlock. Slater backs him into the 3MB corner, and McIntyre tags back in, and tags Miz with a boot. He stomps Miz in the corner, then a stiff kick to Miz's midsection. Miz surprises with a roll-up for two. Slater locks the leg and makes the tag to Mahal. Mahal with a clothesline for two. Slater hits a boot to Miz on the apron. McIntyre tags in, and hits a fireman's carry press slam for two on Miz. Slater in with a boot for two. Slater with a chinlock, but Miz counters out and Del Rio with the hot tag. Clothesline to Slater, Drew knocked off the apron, and Del Rio with a BLSITERING kick to Slater, which Mahal breaks up. Miz clears him out. Del Rio hits the step-up... (Continues on next page)