the ropes for a near fall. Kane with some more boots to Randy's head. Uppercuts to Orton. Randy fights out of the corner, but Kane drops him with a DDT for a near fall. Kane locks in a rear chin lock. Orton elbows out. Kane misses a charge to the corner, Orton up for 10 punches, then hits a dropkick for two. Kane comes back with a clothesline for two, then a sidewalk slam for another near fall. Kane goes back to the chin lock. Orton gets back to his feet, fights out with right hands, and snaps off a powerslam. Kane stops the flurry with a side slam for a near fall. Kane up top, misses the clothesline...Orton slings him to the rope, Snakebite DDT! RKO...Kane counters and drops Orton on the ropes, crotch first. Ouchie. Kane readies the Chokeslam, but Bryan is out now! So much for being a man of his word...Kane, of course, gets distracted and Orton hits the RKO (OUT OF NOWHERE!) for three!
Winner: Randy Orton
FINALLY...The Rock celebrates regaining his WWE Championship, NEXT!
The Pride of Acadiana, The University of Louisiana's premier marching band, leads us into the Rock's celebration...IF YOU SMELLLL!
Here he comes! The Rock comes down the ramp (with the band beating along to his song, nice little touch) to a MAJOR pop in the Cajundome. He's in the ring now, with something under a red cloth...hmm, I wonder.
Rocky congrats Punk for showing what a piece of human waste he is by slapping and spitting in the Rock's face.Punk tried, but the Best in the World wasn't best enough. FINALLY...THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO LAFAYETTE! In 48 days, he goes to Wrestlemania...but not with this belt. He has much respect for the WWE Championship. When Cena introduced it 8 years ago, he admits some people thought it was cool back then, but then again, some believed in Bigfoot. The title shouldn't look like a toy...or spin. The title should be something you are proud to carry, and Rocky lists off all the greats, from Bret Hart to Stone Cold Steve Austin, who've been honored to be WWE Champion. He gets a drumroll, and reveal a nice-looking brand-spankin'-new Championship belt, complete with Brahma Bull logos! He plays up the "Boots 2 Asses" and "Who Dat?" chants.
The only thing Rock's thinking about now is who he wants to face at WM 29, Punk or Cena? As he's about to say who's brought out the best in him and who he'd want to face for personal and professional reasons...Cena comes out, and presumes the Rock speaks of him. Suddenly, CM PUNK out and blindsides Cena with the old WWE Championship. He tosses it away, points to Rock's new title and says "I want that one" like a brat in a toy store. Rock looks ready to fight, but Punk just skulks off and Rock looks on as Cena struggles to get up. Fade to black.
Credit: Ken Hill