for a near fall. Cara with a big kick to the head for another near fall. Cara springboards in, but Swagger catches him with a big boot in mid-air. Swagger works on Cara's leg now. Swagger locks in the Patriot Lock for the win.
Winner: Jack Swagger
After the match, Swagger refuses to break the ankle lock, until Alberto Del Rio makes the save. Swagger gets the upper hand briefly, but Del Rio locks in the cross arm breaker. Zeb has to drag Swagger out of the ring to safety and they retreat.
Halle Berry on set for an interview about "The Call"...before David Otunga phones in and tells her he MAY have been threatened to disclose her cell number. Uh oh. Halle's ticked...then the phone rings again, and it's Kane! He says "I know where you live...how come you don't return any of my fan letters." Halle recognizes him as that "freak with the red mask" who writes her every day. She says he writes from the depths of Hell, wondering how things could be done between them. "It's like when kids write Santa Claus, except it's the opposite." Gold, pure comedy gold. Halle hangs up, and Kane bemoans that they won't go on a picnic. Halle's ticked at Otunga, and sets off Kane's pyro, which puts a goofy smile on his face. Kane 2011: World Champion. Kane 2013: Hugger and Celeb Stalker.
Kane and CM Punk, No Disqualification...YOUR Main Event is next!
Punk out first, followed by Kane, who carries the iconic urn in remembrance of his father. Punk, however, ambushes Kane during his entrance, beating him down at ringside. Kane eventually comes back with knees and tosses Punk into the fan barrier. Kane continues throwing Punk around ringside and drops him over the top of the barrier. Punk with a ring bell shot to Kane's midsection to stop his assault, rolls him back in, and delivers an Savage elbow as we go to the last commercial break...
They are running WAY late. Still going at 11:12EST and not even close to being over.
We're in overtime, folks! Kane looksfor a powerslam, but Punk counters and nails a clothesline out of the corner. He wedges a chair in the corner, goes to Irish whip Kane, who reverses and it's Punk hitting the corner and steel chair back first. Clotheslines in the corner by Kane. Sidewalk slam to Punk. Clothesline over the ropes to the outside. Kane after Punk, and whips him hard into the barricade. Kane's going berserk, tossing steel chairs into the ring. Kane has Punk back in the ring. Kane looks for the chokeslam on a steel chair, but Punk counters with a nice DDT on the chair for a near fall. Punk picks up the chair and mocks Undertaker. Kane goozles Punk again, but Punk hits a roundhouse kick to down Kane. Punk looks for the GTS...the bell tolls for Punk! Punk looks around in a panic, Kane's back up. Goozle! Chokeslam! Three count!
Following the match, Undertaker comes out, and he and Kane both kneel in one last tribute to Paul Bearer...PUNK BLINDSIDES KANE WITH THE URN! He assaults Kane bodily with the urn as Taker charges the ring, but Punk retreats, urn in hand. Taker attends to Kane as Punk commits the ultimate sacrilege by mocking Undertaker's tributary pose to Paul Bearer with the urn. Taker is PISSED and signals Punk's imminent demise at Wrestlemania...ladies and gentleman, this feud just got kicked WAY into overdrive.
Credit: Ken Hill