and tells Cody she has something going on later so they can't hang out. The Bellas say nobody cares. Kaitlyn says they can have Cody's mustache and he can have theirs. OH NO SHE DITN'T!
The Undertaker is on RAW and he's coming for the urn...NEXT!
The Dead Man cometh! The Undertaker makes his mythic entrance down the ramp, in an even more sullen mood than usual due to Punk's actions. He says Punk has sealed his own fate. He made this personal, and he's going to hurt Punk BAD. He's giving Punk one chance: Return the urn, what is rightfully his.
We hear a rather odd falsetto voice similar to Bearer. Of course, it's Punk further trolling Undertaker, and of course he means no disrespect to Taker or Bearer. Punk appears on the big screen and apologizes for not being able to hit the high notes Bearer once did. Punk acts like Bearer is speaking to him through the urn. Punk talks about Taker and juggles the urn around while he speaks. Punk says he is a higher power. Punk says he is the one man in the world who can shoulder the burden of snapping The Streak. Punk says he's ready to walk through hell and receive whatever pain Taker inflicts on him. Punk says he's the one that will end The Streak. Punk drops the urn and says, "Oh shit!" The crowd, the announcers and Taker himself are simply stunned silent by Punk's words and actions.
Brock and Triple H's contract signing is still to come.
We recap Punk's bold words and actions in "accidentally" dropping the urn.
Non-Title Match: Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs. The Colons w/Rosa Mendes
A distraught, angry Kane lays into Primo before Bryan tags in to calm him down. Bryan takes Primo down with a lariat, the takes him to the corner for some kicks. Primo counters a corner whip with a sunset flip, but Bryan rolls through with a roundhouse for two. Primo tags Epico in, but Bryan arm drags him. Primo is sent over the ropes by Bryan, but Epico ambushes him. The double team by the Colons, who tag in and out to wear Bryan down. Epico back in with a dropkick for two, then a chin lock. Bryan fights out, but Epico takes him down and Primo is tagged in. He hangs Bryan up on the ropes for 2. Rear chin lock by Primo, but Bryan fights out. He gets caught by the foot, but Bryan rolls Primo through. UN TAG FUEGO to Kane! Kane runs into a boot but catches Primo with a big sidewalk slam. Kane knocks Epico off the apron and climbs to the top for a big right hand. Kane calls for a chokeslam but out comes AJ Lee skipping around the ring. Kane gets rolled up for a 2 count as he was distracted. Epico tags in for some double teaming but Bryan makes the save. Kane chokeslams Epico for the win.
Winners: Team Hell No
Kane and Bryan stare at AJ confused after the match. AJ blows a kiss to Daniel and skips away to the back.
Chris Jericho is backstage with Josh Matthews. Jericho brags about his history with the Intercontinental Title as a record 9-time holder and plans on making it 10 times tonight. Fandango of all people interrupts and shows Jericho how his name is said. Jericho calls him Fan-Dumbo, Fan-Dunghole, Fan-Dodge Durango, and a bunch of other funny names. Fandango says Jericho will learn to pronounce his name properly. Wrestlemania 29 match in the works, perhaps?
Still to come, Sheamus and Randy Orton vs. 3MB, as the Celtic Vipers are now bereft of Ryback for their match with The Shield. Also, Alberto Del Rio vs. "The Mustachioed Magnificence" Cody Rhodes is NEXT!
A touching video about WWE working with Nothing But Nets to fight malaria in Africa.
Non-Title Match: World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Cody Rhodes
I'm going to have to start timing Ricardo's announcing along with the matches. We recap WWE Main Event from last week, where Jack Swagger clipped Del Rio's leg, injuring it and causing Alberto to get counted out against the Big Show.
Cody with a shot to the knee and some right hands. Alberto quickly counters into a nice roll-up for 2. Cody responds with a Goldust uppercut. "HELP A BROTHER OUT!" Cody takes Del Rio to the corner now and works him over. Cody works on Del Rio's hurt knee now. Cody keeps Del Rio on the mat until he backdrops him. Del Rio charges in the corner but Cody moves and Del Rio hits the ring post. Cody goes back to work on Del Rio and takes him to the corner. Del Rio turns it around and kicks Cody in the back. Cody kicks Cody from the apron to the floor and he hits his head on the way down. We go to commercial...
Cody hits a nice gourdbuster suplex for a near fall on the champ. He wrenches on the bad knee of Del Rio, Alberto fights out, but Cody halts him and props him on the turnbuckle for a superplex. Del Rio blocks, and hits a second-rope gourdbuster! Ouch, bad fall for Rhodes. Del Rio fires up with some clotheslines and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Thrust kick connects for a Del Rio near fall. He goes for the Cross Arm Breaker, but Cody fights out. He counters a corner charge, and Cody with a nice arching moonsault for a near fall! Del Rio sends Cody over the ropes, but he manages to hang on. Del Rio catches him for shots to the back, however, and hits the Backstabber for a near fall before Cody finds the ropes. Del Rio misses a corner charge, but counters Cody into the Cross Arm Breaker and gets the tap out for the win!
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
After the match, Jack Swagger comes out and attacks Del Rio from behind in the corner. Swagger beats Del Rio down. Ricardo tries to make the save but Swagger stops him and just tosses him to the floor. Del Rio fights back on Swagger and they tumble out of the ring. Del Rio with a big roundhouse to Swagger. Del Rio throws Swagger into the fan barrier. Del Rio approaches Zeb Colter with a look of malice and Zeb pleads with him. Del Rio grabs Zeb but Swagger makes the save from behind. Swagger sends Del Rio... (Continues on next page)