Pre-Show Dark Matches:
Jay Bradley vs. Eddie F. Diamond (w/Timmy Danger & Bobbi Bardot).
They lock up and Jay runs EFD into the corner. Jay pokes EFD in the eyes. EFD fires back, but Jay shoves him down. EFD jumps on his back, but Jay throws him off into the corner. Jay charges with a big boot, but Danger pulls EFD out of the way. EFD goes for the Soulja Boy Shuffle, but Jay trips him. He throws him in the corner and connects with a big boot this time, and then finishes EFD off with the Boomstick.
WINNER: BRADLEY by pinfall.
Taeler Hendrix (w/Heidi Lovelace & Nikki St. John) vs. Hannah Blossom (w/Holly).
Hannah slaps an armlock on Taeler, Taeler reverses, then Hannah rolls through and reverses again. Taeler shoves Hannah off into the ropes and Nikki hits Hannah. Taeler tries to pin for 1. Taeler claws and hits Hannah across the back. Taeler distracts the ref as Nikki chokes Hannah over the second rope. Taeler locks in an armbar, but Hannah breaks free. She catches Taeler with 2 back elbows, and hits a snap suplex. Hannah and the ref are distracted as Heidi & Nikki argue with each other. Taeler tries to attack Hannah from behind, but Hannah ducks and hits Taeler with the Blossom Kick for 3.
WINNER: HANNAH by pinfall.
Elvis Pridemoore vs. 4M: "Mister Marvelous" Melvin Maximus.
4M shoves Elvis down. He hits him with a shoulder tackle and splashes him in the corner. He misses another splash and Elvis hits him with a flying fist to the head. 4M falls across the second rope and Elvis runs and jumps across his back with a butt bump. He hits a spinning kick to 4M's head for 2. He runs off the ropes, but 4M catches him and hits a massive powerslam for 3.
WINNER: 4M by pinfall.
That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report. Again, you can check it out on OVW's official website late Thursday afternoon/evening at www.ovwrestling.com/tv and on WBNA ion-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 12 noon with replays Wednesdays at 9PM after WWE Main Event.
Jamin Olivencia comes to the ring and calls out Rob Terry. Rob comes to the ring and says he made a mistake. Jamin asked which mistake. "The mistake of letting me lose to Jay Bradley? The mistake of letting Jay become the next #1 contender? Or the mistake of you hitting me with a chair?" Rob asked Jamin if he seriously thinks he'd need a chair to take him out. Jay Bradley comes out laughing. He says it doesn't matter who wins at Saturday Night Special, whether it's the "big vanilla gorilla" (Terry) or the "pint-size Puerto Rican" (Jamin), someone is getting boomsticked soon after SNS. Rob says we'll see what happens after he beats Jamin on Saturday. Jamin gets upset and hits Rob. Rob grabs Jamin and delivers a huge powerslam to leave him laying as Jay laughs and walks to the back.
In the back, Taeler Hendrix talks to Nikki St. John about having Heidi Lovelace wrapped around her finger and having her do all the dirty work so that she can become a 4-time OVW Women's Champion. They walk away and Heidi is seen from outside their locker room door where she has been listening in.
"The VIP Club" J. Best, Roberto De Luna, & Aaron Sky vs. Rudy Switchblade & "The Really Really New Rockers" Rockstar Spud & Ryan Howe.
Rudy & the Rockers very quickly eliminate their opponents one-by-one. They take out Best, take out Roberto, and finish Aaron off with Howe's Chart Topper, followed by a frog splash from Rudy.
WINNERS: RUDY & ROCKERS by pinfall.
After the match, Rudy & the Rockers say they will meet the Coalition's Joe Coleman & Delta Team Bravo at Saturday Night Special in a tornado 6-man tag, and it will be war!
HANDICAP MATCH: "Lambda Lambda Lambda" Albert Einstein Baxter II & Stephon J. Baxter III vs. "Strongest Gamer Alive" Marcus Anthony.
Marcus slams Stephon off his shoulders. Albert tags in and Marcus shoves him in the corner. Marcus charges and hits the turnbuckle after Albert drops to the mat in fear. Stephon tags in and they kick at Marcus' legs and dropkick them out from underneath him. He goes down to his knees as they run off the ropes again. Marcus leaps to his feet and catches them with a double clothesline. He bench press slams Albert and then delivers the Gamma Punch to Stephon for the 3.
WINNER: MARCUS by pinfall.
Lei'd Tapa vs. Holly Blossom (w/Hannah).
Holly kicks Tapa, but is caught and slammed. Tapa throws Holly off the ropes and Holly hurricanranas Tapa into the turnbuckle. She is caught by a clothesline from Tapa and Tapa clamps on the Tongan Death Grip. Meanwhile, Epiphany comes to ringside and pulls down the hood on one of the cameramen to reveal Eddie Diamond. Epiphany starts yelling at him and grabs a mic. She challenges Tapa to a match at Saturday Night Special. Tapa accepts. Eddie gets in between them and they shove him down and shove each other. Eddie gets back up as they both wind up to take a swing at each other and both hit Eddie.
In the back, Heidi is talking to Trina and crying about what happened earlier. Trina tells her that they should partner up at Saturday Night Special and wipe the smirks off the faces of Taeler & Nikki. Crimson grabs the camera and him & Jason Wayne say there will be blood as they walk out of the building.
OVW TELEVISION TITLE: "The King of Pink, The Ken of OVW, & The Justin Bieber of Professional Wrestling" Dylan Bostic vs. "The Double R Superstar" Randy Royal (c).
Royal tells referee Chris Sharpe to check Bostic. Sharpe finds brass knucks on him. Bostic says to check Royal too. Sharpe also finds brass knucks on Royal. Randy grabs Dylan by the hair, and then Dylan tries to give Royal a wedgie. Randy backs him up in the corner and elbows him in the head. They exchange chops, and Dylan pokes Royal in the eyes. He fires away on Royal and charges at him. Royal flips him over the top rope, but... (Continues on next page)