he'd love for that to be trending on twitter right now. And, considering how uncreative and uncharasmatic Ace is, he can make this all easy. Ace can stand there and they'll sign the doc and get to fighting. Ace says that he is so full of excitement that for the first time ever, the WWE Championship will be defended in a Triple Threat TLC match. Punk says, ok if all that means is that he must beat the guy he's beaten before and the guy that lost at Survivor Series, then he's ok with that. Miz wants to talk about what happened since Survivor Series. Truth, Morrison...they're gone. Punk questions his wording...took them out? Like on a date? Where did he take em? Based on the faux hawk and primadonna attitude, he must have taken them to see the new Twilight flick...not that there's anything wrong with that....Miz said actually, he took them to the stage and faceplanted them. He injured Morrison so bad Ace had to release him.
ACE TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WISH JOHN MORRISON IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS! LMAO!!!!
Anyways, Miz says if he can do that to his buddies, imagine what he can do to Punk and Del Rio. He is the most must see WWE Champion of all time. At TLC, he's taking back what's his. Punk says that this was a lot of information and one thing he agrees with is that they are not friends. He doesn't have TMZ on his speed dial and he concerns himself with only one thing, being the best wrestler in the world. Del Rio says that he's listened to the two of them crying like little girls enough. Punk, the best in the world is here, and it's Del Rio. 2011, he won everything. Royal Rumble, Money in the Bank and beat Punk at Summerslam, so he'll end the year doing the same. He is getting the belt and there's nothing that either man can do about it. Why?
Punk says that if he says it's because of his destiny, Punk swears to Jebus that he's going to start drinking. Miz is all super serious. He says, they don't get it. This isn't a joke. If there's one thing him and Alberto can agree on, no matter what happens at TLC, Punk is not walking out champion. Miz signs then hands it over to Ace. Del RIo says Miz is right and signs. Punk is about to sign, but just before he says once he signs, they can fight, right? Ace says no, sign the contract....grabs it and says it's official. As an executive of WWE, he'd like to wish each man good luck. The crowd chants for a fight. Ace says he's looking forward to this match and would like for a photographer to come in and take a picture of all of the men...Punk thinks this is a joke. He says even Ace's contract signings are boring....Punk says, if he wants something done right...he's gotta do it himself. He drops the mic on Miz then tosses Del Rio to the corner. Rodriguez from behind and Punk goes for the G2S, giving Del Rio the opportunity to take over. He stomps him a bit then tosses out those nice, cushy chairs outside the ring. he sets up the table. We're about to get Del Rio crushing Punk, but Miz is in! Punk knees Del Rio right into Miz then hits a G2S on Miz. Both the challengers are knocked out as Punk celebrates.
Credit: Tony Acero
What Happened *AFTER* RAW Ended - HUGE SEGMENT!!!!.....