Winner: Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan (***1/2)
Nice exchange to start and a pretty well put together match, all things considered. They kept it Jericho heavy, which is interesting considering how little we've seen him wrestle in recent time.
The Rock is now at the statue of Paul Revere, famous for "The British or Coming!" What if, instead of Paul Revere, it was John Cena. First of all, they would have shot him on sight based on the outfit. If Cena lead the American Revolution, we'd be bowing down to the Queen. The people back then would be pleading for someone to shut the mouth of Cena. The Rock would travel back into time, go to 1776 just to whoop John Cena's ass! He says that his dick is bigger than the horse's. Ben Franklin would says screw the kite, The Rock invented electricity. The ladies would all line up, ready to give The Rock that SWEET Boston Cream Pie! They'd be singing to The Rock. Johny Cena went to town a riding on a pony, Rock stuck a feather up his ass and called him a Jabroni! They'd be so happy about the ass whoopin and if Paul Revere would be alive today, he'd be screamin with Joy, "The Rock is comin, The Rock is comin!" But before that, The Rock is coming to the arena....tonight!
We come back to a replay of Long kicking out Ace before The Miz's music hits. We are about to get a Miz vs The Big Show match. Just as the bell rings, Show runs after Miz, but Miz slides out and here's Cody on the mic. Cody says that this is a wake up call. He doesn't have a clip at Show losing at another Mania, instead, he's got Show at his natural habitat. Wrestlemania 18, eating at the WWE restaurant in New York. There's a clip of Show with hair, looking for food. After the distraction,
Match 4: The Miz vs. The Big Show
Miz goes on the attack after the distraction, but Show fires out of the corner with a spear then hits the WMD to The Miz for 1..2...3!!!
Winner: The Big Show (No Rating)
To short to mean anything, but it was mainly to get the Cody/Show feud on RAW.
We've got part Three of The Rock's History Lesson. We're outside of the Boston Common where we fought for our Independence and didn't stop until the fighting was done. He says that the American Revolution that lead to the birth of the greatest country is in comparison to something else being overthrown. The Rock Revolution overthrowing John Cena. The Rock can entertain all around the world, but there's only one place where he can take his size 15 boot and take it straight up a certain smiling Superman's ass, John Cena. The Rock has the charisma of George Washington, the brilliance of Benjamin Franklin and the you know what of John HaaaaanCock!!!! The Rock says he is going to make history come April 1st. John Cena will fall to The Rock. Tonight, March 5, 2012...The Rock Revolution has begun. We are LIVE in Boston, and The Rock is coming! He's coming face to face with Cena and he's going to tell the world EXACTLY what he sees. If ya smelllllll what The Rock...is cookin.
Next week, we are going to get a response from The Undertaker in regards to HBK's new position in the match.
We get an inset promo from Truth mentioning Kane. It goes off on a minor tangent when he asks who is he talking to.
Match 5: R-Truth (w/ Lil Jimmy) vs. Kane
Kane misses a right so Truth goes on the offfense. Kane pushes him down twice before hitting a big boot. Kane tosses Truth into the corner and hits some right hands then a knee to the sternum. Kane with a snapmare into a leg drop. Kane with a pin for 1...2..NO! Kane sends Truth to the corner, hits a splash. He goes for another, but Truth hits a back elbow, splits under a right then hits a kick and goes for the scissors kick, but Kane deflects it and hits a chokeslam for 1..2...3!!
Winner: Kane (*)
Another short match that was more for a match at Mania than a match itself.
The music of Randy Orton hits, and here he is! He's walking down the ramp. Kane holds on to Kane's leg so that he can't escape and Orton hits an RKO on Kane! He asks for a mic and slithers down to Kane. It's good to be back!
We see John Cena walking backstage. Cena and The Rock is up next as we go back to commercial.
- Back from the break and out comes John Cena to a very mixed reaction from his hometown crowd. Cena says he thought they would be excited and they just boo more.
Cena talks about The Rock’s history lessons and says they are everything Rock needs to be – electrifying and entertaining. The crowd chants for Rocky. Cena wonders what Rock is really saying in his promos. Cena compares Rock to Jersey Shore’s The Situation and says he’s trying too hard. Cena says last week we all saw that Rock was shook up. Cena says Rock wasted 20 minutes on a Twitter promo and when Cena came and left, Rock was left stuttering over his words.
Cena goes on and says it’s a bad idea for Rock to meet him in... (Continues on next page)