Ryder luck at TLC. WOO WOO WOO! You Know it!
Josh Mathews is in the back with Mark Henry. Mathews wants to know Henry's state of mind knowing he must face John Cena. Henry says if Show thought what he did before was bad, he ain't seen nothing yet. The title is staying with him. As for Cena, he disrespected Henry and if he were him he wouldn't be worried bout Mania, he'd be worried about tonight, getting inducted into the Hall of Pain.
Jinder cuts a promo before the match. You don't care, I don't care, Sheamus doesn't care
Match 4: Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal
Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick and I guess that's it...no pin, no countout, just a Brogue Kick...
Winner: No Contest
Superstar of the Year:
Participants: Rey Mysterio
Rey says it's good to be back. He wants to know if we are ready for the biggest award of the night. He believes that this award is the greatest honor because the WWE Universe gets to decide who wins. If being Superstar of the Year is a great honor, then performing for all of us is the greatest honor...on the real.
Alberto Del Rio
Winner: CM PUNK!!
Johnny Ace is here instead! He comes out and shakes the hand of Rey then pushes him aside. He introduces himself, of course. He tells us of the main event but says that currently, Punk is in no condition to accept this award, so he humbly accepts it for him.
They show the promo for 1/2/12 that is above. Who is "she?" Who! IS! SHE?!?!
Match 5: John Cena vs. Mark Henry
Cargo Pants Cena gets pushed to the corner after a lockup by Henry and we get a break...we are back just in time to see Henry splash Cena in the corner then pin for 1...2..NO Dice! Henry kicks Cena around a bit then hits the ropes and goes for a splash, but Cena moves quickly! Hery runs for Cena, but Cena hops over and lifts him up! Oh but Henry falls right atop Cena!!! Pin for 1...2..NO!!! Henry from behind gets a skull crush, and it actually looks convincing. Cena is fighting out of it, however and ends up hitting a back suplex. Cena cannot be seen and he hits the five knuckle shuffle. He goes for the Attitude Adjustment but just crumbles under Henry's weight. Henry covers for 1...2...NO WAMMY!! Henry starts bashing Cena in the corner then chikes him with the boot. Henry lifts Cena up onto his shoulder but Cena hops off and hits some rights. He hits the ropes. A shoulder block, but Henry stands. He goes for another, but Henry cinches in a bear hug. Cena fights out, hits the ropes and runs right into the WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM!!! The lights go out!! FIRE HITS!!! It's.....KANE!!!! AND HE's MASKED!!!!! The Mask is executioner style and looks like Jason Voorhees fell in paint.
Henry leaves the ring and Cena stumbles right into the grip of Kane. Kane chokeslams him and does the four posts on fire thingy. He reaches for the mask....then takes it off...and he's wearing another mask that looks much more beastly than the previous one. It almost looks like Taker. I should note that he has hair, and considering how bald Kane was, there's no way this is real.
That's all, folks! See ya tomorrow for Tribute to the Troops!
Winner: No Contest
Credit: Tony Acero