totally turned on right now. Punk looks towards AJ as she smiles like she wants his straight edge.
Cody Rhodes is on commentary for the following match.
Match 4: Christian vs. The Miz
Lockup! Miz with a kick into a sideheadlock. Christian with a back elbow. He goes to the corner, flies off with a sunset flip, but Miz flips out and hits a hard kick to Christian's face. Nicely done. Miz sends Christian in the corner and socks him down. Cody brings up that he was 13 when Cody debuted in the WWE. Miz with the clothesline in the corner then flies off with a hard axe handle into a pin for 1...2...NO! Miz with a cravat from behind. Christian fights out but only for a short while as Miz hits a neckbreaker/backbreaker combo and a pin for 1...2..NO! Miz mounts Christian and butt stomps him. Chin lock from Miz. Christian is out and Miz sends him in the corner. Christian knocks him down with some rights then flies off with a dropkick. Miz hangs up on the ropes and Christian hops off and clips him with the right. Christian slides in. Inverted DDT from Christian. Christian calls for the Spear, but runs right into a boot from Miz. Pin for 1....2....NO!!! Christian with some rights in the orner. The ref breaks it up. Cody calls to get up. Christian flies off the top rope with an elbow. He's looking for the Unprettier. Cody stands nearby the apron for the distraction. Miz rolls up off the distraction for 1...2...NO!!! Christian goes up top and Miz looks for the SKull Crushing Finale. Christian with the Killswitch attempt, but Miz gets out. Christian sends him in the corner. Miz flies back and Christian with the Killswitch. Christian with the Frog Splash and pin for 1...2....3!!!!
Winner: Christian (***)
In the back, Ace wants to talk to Eve and Otunga privately. Eve sends Teddy Long to go get her coffee. Otunga hilariously says he's fine. haha. Ace points out the STF tap out that Otunga had and how he tapped out after like 3 seconds. He had that hold on him twice during the PPV and didn't tap out at all. He then points out that Eve was in charge of Smackdown and couldn't even get Sheamus to retire. Otunga says he'll take on Sheamus tonight. Teddy is here with the coffee. It's cold, so Eve spits it and spills it on Teddy because it's cold. Teddy says it's supposed to be cold, foo, it's Iced Coffee!
The Miz is still in the ring when we come back. He wants the match beforehand to be taken away from the record books. He won the match at Mania for Johnny Ace, but where is his bonus and his title match? He is not leaving this ring until he is treated like the superstar he deserves.
Randy Orton is here! Miz tells Orton to step right out of the ring, he is going to ------
Orton RKO's Miz like nothin. He hops up on the apron for the crowd, and....well, that's it.
Backstage, Dolph Ziggler tells Vickie that he needs to be by himself, he wants out of the tag team. Vickie says she'll see what she can do. Nicely done, there.
Cole and King take Memorial Day and make it an important John Cena moment. It's a video package with a Cena voiceover. USA Chant ensues afterwards, and there's some fellas in uniform in the crowd. Thanks to everyone past and present, y'all!
Match 5: David Otunga vs. Sheamus
Otunga starts with a kick and some rights but Sheamus turns that around like nothing, sending him in th e corner with some rights. Otunga tries for a hip toss, but Sheamus stops him and hits him right in the chest. Otunga is on the apron, and Sheamus runs to him but Otunga hangs him up. He runs in the ring, shoves Sheamus into the corner, then hits a hard clothesline. Side headlock on the ground then he hits some hard rights. Otunga with a shoulder block on the ground. A pin for 2, one more for 2, and a final pin for 2. Otunga with some knees in the corner, then some hard clotheslines. He poses, then whips Sheamus into the corner and tries for yet another clothesline, but Sheamus comes back with some axe handles then tosses Otunga on the apron and starts hammering on his chest. White Noise from Sheamus. Sheamus with the Brogue Kick and a pin for 1....2.....3!!!
Winner: Sheamus (*1/2)
Nice to know that Otunga still sucks.
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!!!
Cole informs us that Brodus Clay is 22-0. Big Show comes out in a beanie and what not. He tells Brodus that he was a big fan. He thought he was a sellout when he put on a diaper at Mania 21. He did embarrassing things in his career for the sake of business, but Brodus is doing it nightly. Brodus leaves the ring and it looks like he's ready to head up the ramp as Show continues to talk shit. Show compares Brodus to Doink then spears Brodus. Show with a kick to the gut on the outside. Show puts Brodus up against the barricade and chops him as the Funkettes watch in the ring, scared. Brodus is fighting back! He hits a few rights, but Show stops him by sending him into the ringpost. Show with a kick. Show looks at the announce table, I think he wants to use it. Here's Kofi and Truth! Kofi uses the steps and flies, but Show catches him and throws him into Truth! haha. Show kicks out the side of the table, and he's looking to smash the back of Brodus. He does, and it thuds. It probably should sound more vicious, but it doesn't. Big Show then attacks Truth, tossing him into the apron. Kofi tries for a Trouble in Paradise, but Show catches him, then tosses him into a barricade where the time keeper sits. He's not done with Truth, and sends him into the steps.
To end the show, he gives Brodus, who is stirring, the WMD to the face.
Credit: Tony Acero