the ring, sayin F that. He runs around, but Ryback makes it to the outside and clotheslines his ass down. Ryback picks him up and presses him over the ropes, back into the ring. Ryback is back in. He lifts both men. The crowd is loud with the Goldberg chants. He hits a double Samoan Drop like manuever then pins em both.
Winner: Ryback (NR)
The only thing different here was that one ran away. Losing interest...fast
Back to the show, and we've got Hornswoggle and Vince McMahon watching the recap of his imitation of JR. Vince claims that he's got some tips. He makes fun of JR's face, then says Stone Cold a few times. Fucked up....lol. He sends Hornswoggle out and here's John Cena. Cena tells Vince that the sooner Ace is out of the job, the better. Vince says that this is coming from someone that didn't do too well at Mania. Cena says that now, Mania wins and losses are how we measure success? Vince lost to Hogan, his son, etc. McMahon wants to change the subject, and wants to know if Cena can stop Show. Cena says that this Sunday, he's got Show. Cena brings up the words "You're Fired" and tells McMahon to use em tonight.
In comes Otunga. Otunga says that he only practices law when he--McMahon cuts him off and tells him that no one likes anyone that would actually pucker up and kiss another man's behind. He then says no offense to the man sitting on the couch, randomly; William Regal
Match 5: Steel Cage Match
Kofi Kingston vs The Big Show
Big Show makes his way in and Kofi is quick to attack. He hits right after right, but Show stops him with a blow to the back. Show sends Kofi face first into the cage. Big Show lifts up Kofi and bod slams his ass in the center of the ring. Big Show squishes Kofi's face into the cage then pulls back and tosses him with one hand into the cage. Big Show steps on Kofi's chest in the corner. Show sends Kofi back first into the cage, again. Kofi tries to fight back ,but Big Show lifts him up and sends him cross bodied into the cage once again. Big Show with a kick to Kofi. Another kick. He lifts upp Kofi and kicks him in the gut over and over again then yells at the crowd. Kofi tries to fight with some kicks, but Shoe just steps on him like a bug. Show whips Kofi into the corner then channels his inner 2pac and asks the crowd to Smile for him! He runs and is about to splash Kofi, but Kofi moves. A dropkick, then he is whiped into the cage, but Kofi spidermans that shit and latches on. He hops off then hits Trouble in Paradise and pins for 1...2..NO!! kofi runs for the door. He nearly makes it, but Show pulls him back. A kick to Show, and he tries to escape once again. Show pulls him back then hits him with a WMD. He taunts the crowd some more. Kofi is laid out, and the ref tries to wake him. King calls the match over, considering Kofi doesn't move. Show then leaves the cage through the door.
Winner: The Big Show (*1/2)
Not every slaughter is fun to see. This was beyond boring, and it didn't add anything new, as we already knew that The Big Show was a wrecking machine.
Match 6: Sin Cara vs. Curt Hawkins
Lockup to start, and Curt works the arm. Sin Cara hops out of it and grabs the wrist. Curt gets a wrirst lock of his own, and he uses the ropes to bounce off and hit an arm drag. Cara uses leverage to send Curt to the outside. Corkscrew plancha to the outside onto Curt. Sin Cara heads back in, but Curt pulls Sin Cara's legs out from under him. He sends Sin back in and hits a boot to the face. Pin for 1. Curt goes for an abdominable stretch but Sin locks up the leg. We get a set up for the Electric Chair drop, but Sin Cara rolls him up and pins for 1...2..NO! Sin Cara hops off the ropes with a cross body, a drop kick, one more. He uses the ropes to assist in an arm drag, then stomps the hand. Kick to the chest then uses the ropes for another arm drag. Curt goes for his stalled power slam, but Sin Cara escapes, hits the ropes, and Hurricanrana into a faceplant for the pin and the win.
Winner: Sin Cara (*1/2)
Although it's fun to watch Sin Cara, this seemed stilted as if Curt just couldn't keep up.
Backstage, Daniel Bryan is stretching. Here's Vinnie Mac, wanting to wish him luck. Bryan questionsi it, considering McMahon's history. McMahon wants to ask him a question though. He says that if Bryan were walking down the street with groceries or somethin, no one would mistake him as a former champ, you see? Bryan tells McMahon that he's been fired once and he ended up proving him wrong, but they do have a lot in common. They are both self made success stories who defy expectations. McMahon says that he doesn't think he's ever finished ANYTHING in 18 seconds....
Before the next match, Heath Slater cuts an insignificant promo, claiming it's Time...Slater Time. Someone disagrees, though, claiming he's got the time all wrong because....it's VADER TIME!!!
Match 7: Heath Slater vs. Vader
Lockup, but Vader breaks it. One more, and he sends Heath to the corner. LETS GO VADER chant. Lockup, again, and Vader sends Heath to the corner. Heath tries to fight back, and runs into a hard right. Vader calls his spot extremely loud, lol. Another clothesline. He hits a clothesline to Heath as the crowd tells Vader he's still got it. Elbow drop from Vader. He hits a suplex, then rolls over into a pin for 1....2..NO!! Heath fights back hard with some rights, then lifts up Vader, but Vader uses his weight and gets a pin for 2. Belly to belly suplex as the crowd asks for a VADER BOMB. He hits it! Pin for 1...2...3!!
Winner: Vader (*1/2)
Cole called this a return. Welcome back, I suppose. haha. This was fun.
Backstage, AJ is freaking out. CM Punk says that this is just Ace trying to get at Punk, so he is not going to let anything happen to AJ. He says all they have going for them is that they work together. AJ says, AND we really, really like each other. Punk tells her not to do anything crazy, and they're going to be fine. She says ok, then my TV goes black.... (Continues on next page)