Before Lillian Garcia can announce the dude that we haven't seen in years, Heath Slater comes down. They recap last week, with Heath's slinging and Roddy's eye poke. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him, and he is one of the top superstars on RAW. He is Heath, and he rules the world. Speakin of the world...He g
Match 4: Heath Slater vs. Sycho Sid
Heath yells at Sid, so he just pushes him away with one hand. He grabs the arm, kicks Heath, then grabs him up to the top rope and just slaps him off the corner. Awkward Spinebuster to Heah. Sid goes for a right hand, but Heath ducks and begins to attack the back of the left leg. Sid is on his knees, and Heath hits a few rights, then the ropes. Sid hits a clothesline, though, then chews his gum and hits a leg drop! He calls for the powerbomb, then hits it!! Pin for 1....2...3!!
Winner: Sycho Sid (*)
Nice to see he's still alive
Match 5: Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dolph with a go behind then just runs up the pole, but Del Rio is quick to stop him. he stomps Dolph in the corner, then goes for the contract himself. Dolph with a right to the back of Del Rio. Del Rio with a whip to the corner. Dolph with an uppercut. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Del Rio, though! He is up reaching for the contract, but Dolph stops him again. Side Russian Leg Sweep from Dolph. Dolph runs, Del Rio tries for another backbreaker, but Dolph hits a dropkick. Dolph goes for the Zig Zag, but Del Rio holds onto the ropes. Dolph rolls away, heads on the apron and runs up to get the contract, but Del RIo hangs Dolph up on the ropes. Del Rio is on the second turnbuckle, tries grabbing. Dolph runs up atop of Del Rio, but Del Rio sets him up on his shoulders and gets a Samoan drop. Ziggler gets up, he reaches for the contract! He grabs it off the pole, it drops on the mat, though. According to Cole, they not only have to grab it, they have to "control" it. They fight over it on the mat, exchange rights, then both men are down! Ricardo is in, he grabs it! Dolph with a dropkick, which sends it to the outside! Dolph and Del Rio realize this and both run for the outside. They trade getting close to it, then back out of the ring on the opposite side.
Winner: No Contest (*1/2)
The music of Sheamus hits, and he says that it's going to be a Triple Threat match this Friday for his title. So....the match prior to this was pointless? What the hell? I think someone messed up tonight, and this was just a cover.
We're informed just before the break that Punk and Bryan are meeting one on one at Money in the Bank.
Backstage, AJ covers Punks eyes and says "Guess Who." He claims it's King Kong Bundy. AJ says that tonight, she is going to dedicate her match to Punk. Punk says that they need to have a serious conversation about what's going on between the two of them. AJ is not against taking things to the next level, but first she must win this battle royal.
Vickie Guerrero is here, and she has something to say....Since Ace was fired, we are going to be introduced to Vickie Power. She has a robe on, and we get the stripper music as she prepares to disrobe. WShe's wearing a leaopard print one piece. AJ is lookin lucious.
Match 6: Divas Summertime Beach Battle Royal (Rated PG)
All the Divas go right after Vicki, until they distract each other and ladies get eliminated willy nilly. I can't see AJ!!! Oh, there she is. Layla is stalking Vickie as Nattie and Beth elimnated Tamina. Nattie gets Layla from behind, and Beth runs. Layla ducks, though, and out goes Nattie. Layla kicks Beth out. AJ is up and attacks Layal! She sends her over the ropes, but Layla stays on the apron. AJ dropkicks her off, and we're down to AJ and Vickie. AJ is....so hot. Vickie thinks she eliminates her, but AJ holds on. Lou Thesz from AJ, then they roll around a bit. Vickie is near the ropes, and AJ wins. Yay!!
Winner: AJ (*****)
Words....I have none.
AJ Starts a YES Chant. haha.
Match 7: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho
Lockup to start. Jericho is backed into the corner, until Cena locks in a headlock takedown. Head scissors from Jericho. Cena stands out of it, and the dueling chants start. Jericho slaps Jericho, so Jericho goes straight for the AA. Jericho rolls off the shoulders and out of the ring for a commercial break.
Back, and Jericho has a side headlock locked in. Cena is powering out of it, though. Elbow to the gut, a right hand. Another. Cena sneds Jericho into the corner but Jericho gets the foot up then hits a dropkick from the second rope. Pin for 1...2..NO! Jericho slaps Cena around a bit then mauls him on the ropes. He gets the 4 count, then lets go. Knee to the head. Jericho with a back suplex. Jericho dropkicks Cena to the outside. Jericho goes for a splex, but Cena reverses it and hits one of his own. Cena with a whip, Jericho holds the ropes and kicks Cena in the mouth. Jericho with the chin lock. Jericho with the cravat. Cena turns into it, though. Cena with a hard kick, then a right hand. he hits the ropes, but Jericho hits him with an elbow. He goes for the Lionsault, but lands on his feet. Shoulderblock from Cena. Another. Protobomb. Jericho cannot see him. But jericho counters. He goes for the walls. Cena counters, then he goes for the AA. Elbow to Cena, but Cena hits another Protobomb, then Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle! Big Show's music hits, distracting Cena. Jericho locks in the walls! Big Show enters the ring, though, and leg drops Cena!!
Winner: John Cena via DQ (**)
It picked up speed at the end, there, but nothing magical. Still, great to see Jericho back.
Jerich looks bothered, but not too much, then leaves Cena to Show. Show lifts Cena, and hits a chokeslam. Big Show gets atop Cena and locks in the Camel Clutch that Cole calls "The Collosal Clutch."
Credit: Tony Acero