-Cole says that Paul Heyman will speak when we return, via satellite.
-Smackdown is LIVE tomorrow night! I'll be covering the show for you.
-Back from commercial and Michael Cole sets up Triple H's challenge to Brock Lesnar, and we get footage from No Way Out. We then see footage of Heyman denying the challenge and Triple H assaulting him.
-We go to Paul Heyman, via satellite from WWE Studios. Heyman says that he is pleased to announce that Lesnar has made a decision. And it is a decision that Brock will deliver, in person, at the 1,000th Raw. Heyman has no doubt that Triple H does want the match, but not for the reasons that everyone thinks. Heyman says Triple H will need the money to fight the lawsuits, but why would Triple H want to face Brock? Heyman says it is Triple H's exit strategy. If Lesnar accepts the challenge, he will end Triple H's career. And then he can go be the executive, the loving father and husband. And everyone will tell him that he was the last of an era, and hw he went out on his shield against Lesnar. Heyman says it won't be a match, it will be a mercy killing.
-Kane and Big Show will face off tonight in a NO DQ match. Also, Sheamus and AJ face Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero.
-Vickie Guerrero makes her way to the ring to announce herself as the "Queen Diva" Vickie Guerrero. She then announces Dolph Ziggler.
Sheamus and AJ vs. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero
Vickie shoves AJ, and Sheamus has to stop AJ from attacking. And here we go as Sheamus and Ziggler start things off. Lock up, go behind by Ziggler, but a counter and then elbows by Ziggler. Side headlock applied, to the corner and a boot by Ziggler. A dropkick follows and a cover for 2. Ziggler works the arm, Sheamus battles back and eats a boot by Ziggler. Off the ropes and Sheamus tosses Ziggler into a flapjack and covers for 2. Ziggler tries to escape, and then kicks Sheamus in the knee. DDT by Ziggler gets 2, and he goes into a chinlock to keep Sheamus grounded. Sheamus works to his feet, and then destroys Ziggler with a forearm. White noise by Sheamus connects. Sheamus sets for the brogue kick, and Ziggler then tags in Vickie. Vickie cannot believe he did that, and Sheamus brogue kicks Ziggler to the floor. Vickie in, and AJ with a boot to thte gut, shining wizard follows and she gets the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus and AJ @ 4:00 via pin
-She chants YES all the way to the back. We then see her backstage looking for Punk and she finds him. he's on the phone, and she asks who he is talking too. He says it is personal and then hags up and says he was on the phone with his sister. He didn't see her match because of that. She does NOT approve of him being on the phone during her match, and is upset that he didn't pay attention to her. She walks away a sad panda.
-Heath Slater is out. We get a video package of Slater being killed by various former WWE performers, Vader, Sid, Piper and such. Slater does not think that the video was funny. He is the one man band baby. He is not a clown, he is not a clown…
-DOINK IS HERE!
Heath Slater vs. Doink the Clown
Yes, Doink the Clown. Lock up and a side headlock by Doink. Hammerlock follows, and then Doink slaps Slater. Boot to the gut by Slater, and rights follow. Rights by Slater, off the ropes and a knee lift by Slater. Doink fights back, chops follow. Shoulder blocks in the corner, but Slater hits a neck breaker and wins!
OFFICIAL RESULT: Heath Slater @ 1:30 via pin
-DDP then comes out to his music, and hits the ring. He says Slater did well and offers to shake his hand. He then tells Slater to do the diamond cutter sign, and they shake and hug. Nope…DIAMOND CUTTER~! Bang bitch.
-They hype the DVD release of NO HOLDS BARRED, which comes out tomorrow.
-We see Cena and Alicia Fox visiting Walter Reed Medical Center.
NO DQ MATCH: Kane vs. Big Show
And here we go, the bell rings and CLUBBERIN by Show. Show in control early, but Kane fires back with rights and then gets a side headlock. Off the ropes and a shoulder block by Show. Kane to the floor, Show pulls him up but Kane with the stun gun off the ropes. Show then shoulder blocks Kane to the barricade and Show follows. MISSES a bog boot and crotches himself on the barricade, allowing Kane to fire back with rights. Show then whips him to the steps. Show looks for a chokeslam, but Kane fights back only to get slammed into the announcer's table. Show now grabs a chair, into the ring with Kane he goes and Kane with rights to fight back. Off the ropes and a DDT by Kane gets 2. Kane up top, misses the clothesline and then he grabs the chair and Show SPEARS Kane. To their feet and a goozle by Show, and chokeslams Kane on the chair, and covers for the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Big Show @ 4:00 via pin
-Teddy Long walks, and meets with Eve. Eve says it is good to see him and says he looks well. He says to save the drama, and since she has been gone, he has a big old nametag for her to wear. That pisses off Eve, who then sees AJ backstage. She says AJ has been acting like her, and that AJ should act like a little girl and sit in a corner and cry. AJ says Eve will do anything for attention, and asks what Eve will do now. Big Johnny is gone, so who will Eve brown nose next? She says Eve will just do anything for attention, and she says she will show her how to get attention. She'll show her, she will show all of them…
-We get another Raw moment, which is DX invading WCW. This is Alberto Del Rio's moment.
Tyson Kidd vs. Tensai
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