Christian then tags in Tensai. Christian sends Dolph to the outside then knocks Christian down. Tensai goes after Kidd, and Chrsitian goes for a Killswitch. He gets out of it, though, and Christian calls for a spear after a dropkick. The ref is distracted and Dolph holds the leg of Christian, giving Tensai the opportunity to knock him down and hit a splash on Christian into a pin for 1...2..3!!
Winners: Dolph Ziggler and Tensai(NR)
What the hell was that?
After the match, Tensai heads to the outside to smash Kidd's head into the barricade with his knee, then hits a hard clothesline. Tensai lifts up Kidd and sends him to the rampside of the ring. Powerbomb to the apron edge as Dolph walks out of the way. Tensai then hits his back splash on Tyson as well.
So Cole and King are arguing about who should be GM, and once King gives his opinion, Cole tosses water at King. Here comes the GM's call. Cole makes his way to the podium, then refuses to read it. King gets up and he's capable of reading, that's great. King says that seeing Cole and Lawler bicker brought about some great memories, so tonight we will have a Wrestlemania Rematch. Cole bickers a bit, then we get another chime. The GM is going to let the WWE Universe decide if this match should take place (way to dig at me, GM...way to dig hard). The GM wants the fans to go to WWE.com and vote yes or no. I'd say go vote no, but really...like they'd allow that to happen.
Match 3: Brodus Clay vs. Drew McIntyre
Drew gets the jobber entrance, so this shouldn't last too long at all. Drew with a kick then some hard blows to the back, but brodus hits a few body shots and sends Drew into the conrer. He misses a splash, but stops himself from any pain. Drew goes up top and flies off with an axe handle, but Brodus hits a headbutt. Fall of Humanity, and a pin for 1...2...3!
Winner: Brodus Clay (NR)
That's three matches in a row under 2 minutes...
In the back, Santino is in Chris Jericho's locker room, accusing him of being the GM. Jericho says, of course he's not, he hates that computer. Jericho then says that Santino may very well be the Anonymous GM. He almost convinces Santino of it. Santino walks away, and in comes Show. jericho says that they have been partners before, and they were great. Show says that some of the most embarrassing moments of his career were when he was a part of jericho. Show tells Jericho to stay out of his way and he'll stay out of Jericho's way. it appears they're going to tag up against John Cena and Kane.
It's John Cena promo time!!! Who will it be, guys? The fun loving "chutes and ladders is fun" Cena or the super-serial, "I will probably die, but it's alright" Cena!? Only time will tell. Cena starts with a Churchill quote. Classy. He says that the match is brutal and punishing, with great risk but unbeleivable reward. The risk is that none of the guys in the match care about pinfalls or submissions, they care about the contract hanging high. In 6 days, even the nicest people can become brutal and ruthless. Money in the Bank is a must see event, because ever since it began, the winner would win the belt. Always. It is this event that changes the landscape of the WWE (so, Cena winning would do what?) Cena says that he's been out here for weeks saying he'd win, and he stands by his word. The Big Show will be stopped by him, this he promises. He will do whatever he has to to whoever he has to, to be the next Mr. Money in the Bank. He, John Cena, will win Money in the Bank.
Match 4: John Cena and Kane vs. Chris Jericho and The Big Show
Cena and Jericho to start. Lockup into a side headlock from cena. Jericho turns it into a bit of a key lock, but Cena turns out of it and locks in another side headlock. Toss to the ropes and Cena knocks Jericho down then pins for 1...nope. Cena with a bulldog, and Jericho runs to Show and tags him in. Show isn't really liking this, but lumbers in anyways. Cena tries for a hard right, and we get a sad attempt at recreating a boxing match. It's short lived as Show goozles Cena. Cena blocks it off and tags in Kane. Kane and Show are at a standstill until they lockup and Show overpowers Kane into the corner. Another lockup and Show sends Kane into the corner again. he goes for a right, but Kane ducks and does some of his own. Rights ot the face over and over till the ref stops him. Kane is then sent into the corner and Show clotheslines him down to the corner. Kane is bleeding. Show with a headbutt to the back of Kane's head. Jericho with a cheap shot on the outside t Kane. Show stares down Cena. Kane and Cena are getting along gloriously. Kane is back in and Show hits him in the gut with a right. Kane fires back with an uppercut, but Show hits him with a boot. Whip and a shoulderblock to the mat from Show. Tag to Cena and Jericho and we get some rope work then a whip from Jericho. Jericho distracts the ref so Show can hit Cena's in the back with a right, sending him to the mat as we get our first break.
We're back, and Big Show is headbutting Cena. He's in the corner, and Show wants the crowd to shush so he can chop Cena. He does. Show argues with the crowd, and Cena tries to body slam him! He lifts Show, but Show falls flat and we get a pin for 2. Cena is up with some rights, then runs right into a bear hug from Show. Cena is able to fight out of it with some rights to the head. he goes behind and hits...he hits a back suplex. Well that was interesting. Kane gets the tag, and he knocks Show...back to his feet. kane with a splash in the corner, then to the ropes. Show whips him to the ropes, and Kane comes back with a DDT and a pin for 1...2..No! Kane is looking to go up top. He flies! Show moves, and comes firing forward with a spear. Show to cover for 1...2..NO! Show lifts up the red man and gives him a hit to the gut, then tags in Jericho. Jericho on the top rope and comes flying off with an axe handle. Jericho with some kicks to the legs then he stomps Kane down... (Continues on next page)