makes his way to the ring. Triple H says he has had fun, but now it is time to pick up the intensity. He knows Brock Lesnar is here, he called him out, and he wants a fight. He wants a fight at Summerslam and he wants an answer now. Brock's music hits and Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring. Triple H calls Heyman a horse's ass, and Heyman says he knows Triple His upset, but Lesnar is here tonight. And, Lesnar has given Heyman power of attorney to answer Triple H's challenge. Heyman says Triple H wants to fight Lesnar at Summerslam, and Lesnar's answer is NO. Triple H is tired of this crap, so if Brock doesn't want to come out like a man, then he will go and find him. Heyman reminds Triple H that there are two law suits against him at this time, and that is not best for business. Triple H says he doesn't give a crap. He then says Lesnar is a coward for not coming out to answer him to his face. He says Brock is afraid of him, and Heyman laughs at Triple H for resorting to name calling, and asks what happened to Triple H, calling him a child. Triple H then says not to discuss Triple H's family or his kids. Heyman apologizes and says he stepped over a line, and mentions that he feels sorry for his kids.
Stephanie McMahon now makes her way to the ring. Stephanie stars down with Heyman and says that he should never discuss her children, ever again. If he wants to make things personal, the law suits are about him masking his failures as a businessman. At WCW, at ECW and at WWE. She says Heyman isn't a visionary, and Heyman mocks her and Stephanie says that Vince actually fought Triple H, and her kids will be proud of her grandfather and father. Stephanie says Heyman's kids are ashamed of him and she slaps him. Heyman bails to the apron and then comes back into the ring. He says if she wants to see Triple H fight Lesnar at Summerslam, it is on. He then claps for her and says she did it again, daddy's little girl got what she wanted. He fell for it, Vince taught her well and she then attacks Heyman and Triple H stands and watches.
Brock's music hits and here comes the pain! Triple H gets Stephanie to the floor and Lesnar attacks! They brawl, Triple H battles back and some knees by Triple H. Triple H sends Lesnar to the floor with a clothesline and stands tall.
-We get some Tout bullshit.
-Clips of the Cena vs. Austin dream match from WWE 13.
-We get a video package of the Austin vs. McMahon feud.
-They discuss the media coverage for Raw 1,000.
-Santino and Hornswoggle come to the ring with WWE BRAWLING BUDDIES! They give them out to the crowd.
-WWE Hall of Famer Howard Finkle comes out to do some ring announcing. Heath Slater time. Slater grabs the mic and says everything that has happened is in the past and doesn't matter. The only thing that we will remember is his match tonight, his victory will be epic. He is challenging any legend to a NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT match.
-Lita comes out. Slater is not amused and asks if she thinks she can beat him. He calls her sweet heart, and accepts the challenge.
Heath Slater vs. Lita
The bell rings, and Lita says that for the match, she hired some protection. THE APA! They hit the ring and Slater tries to run. Road Warrior Animal then appears with Vader, Sid, Doink, DDP, Rikishi, Piper and Slaughter. They kick his ass and toss him into the ring. Twist of fate by Lita. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL~! Lita up top, moonsault on Slater and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Lita @ 2:00 via pin
-They all celebrate in the ring.Ron Simmons grabs the mic, and says…wait for it… "DAMN."
-SEAN MOONEY is backstage with Daniel Bryan. He says AJ ruined his night, the Rock attacked him and Charlie Sheen mocked him. Bryan says Sheen needs life management, and is Sheen were here right now, he would slap the YES lock on him faster than he could say, "Wining."
-WWE now has 100,000,000 social media followers. Cole is with the guy that was 100,000,000th social media follower. He got tickets for the show, and he says he is having a better night than Daniel Bryan. Cole says the guy's dream has come true because Cole interviewed him.
-Lawler brings up a video with Fozzy Bear, discussing catchphrases.
-Zack Ryder talks with Cena and says that Mean Gene was behind GTV. Gene appears and denies it. The Rock arrives and stares down with Cena. Rock says good luck to Cena and Cena says Rock will be fighting the WWE Champion. Cena plans to cash in and be champion, to get a shot at the Rock. Rock says he is looking forward to that, and good luck.
-Kane makes his way to the ring. Then, Jinder Mahal and other jobbers come to the ring to say that they want opportunity. Reks, Hawkins, Hunico, McIntyre and Camacho are out with him. But…
GONG! Bitches gonna DIE TONIGHT! Taker makes his way to the ring, stares down with Kane and the jobbers hit the ring, and it is time for a slaughter by the Brothers of Destruction. They start to toss dudes out, chokeslams for Hunico and Hawkins. Double cut throats and tombstones for Hawkins and Hunico. Kane and Taker face off center ring, and ten they kick the carnage to the floor. They pose for the crowd.
-Another segment with Charlie Sheen. They ask him about what Daniel Bryan said about him. Sheen says that he is drinking a shake, because he will shake that fool so hard, that his fake beard will fall off and we'll see LOSER on his face. Sheen would be willing to face him and says he is not hard to find.
-Video package from last week, which set up this week's WWE Title main event.
It's MAIN EVENT time! John Cena vs. CM Punk for the WWE title will headline the show.
John Cena comes to the ring first. WWE Champion CM Punk is out next as we head to a commercial break.
We come back from the break and the bell rings. HERE WE GO - Cena vs. Punk for the title. Expect lots of interference from The Rock and possibly Steve Austin here!
WWE Title Match: CM Punk © vs. John Cena
And here we go. Punk... (Continues on next page)