Summerslam match, against Kane. Bryan says, "NO!" AJ says, "YES!" They repeat this several times, and the live crowd chants with them.
-And now we are getting a Divas match.
Kelly Kelly vs. Eve
And here we go, as Eve talks trash to begin. She tries to bail, Kelly pulls her back in and slams her down. Thesz press and rights by Kelly. She slams Eve to the corner, some boots and then the cartwheel into a back splash. Stink face follows, and Eve bails to the floor. Kelly follows and attacks, sending Eve to the barricade. Back in the ring they go, Kelly up top and gets a cross body for 2. Eve with a reversal, counters a head scissors and lays the boots to Kelly. Eve then chokes her out, Eve up top and chokes out Kelly. Eve works a choke now, Kelly fights out as Eve transitions to a more traditional sleeper. Kelly escapes, off the ropes and a boot to Eve. RANA follows and that gets Kelly the pin.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kelly Kelly @ 2:30 via pin
-According to THE TWITTAH MACHINE, Miz and Kane have a match tonight.
-We get a recap of Sheamus stealing Del Rio's car.
-Sheamus has reportedly TOUTED about the crime, which we will see later says Cole.
-Shawn Michaels joins us next.
-Time to appreciate Shawn Michaels, as he makes his way to the ring. HBK grabs a mic and says it doesn't matter how many times he is asked to do this, he has told WWE he is out of shape and can't just do this every few years. He thanks the WWE Universe for allowing him to be a part of history. He was at Raw 1,000, and that was a historic moment with the reunion of DX. He is comfortable watching the show from home, but when he heard the show was in his hometown, he figured there is no way that old HBK would miss that. So here he is, and the irony is, the more things change, the more they stay the same. There are new faces backstage, new faces he did not know. But there is always scuttle but, they are talking about Triple H vs. Lesnar. Everyone asks his opinion…
Music hits and here comes Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. Heyman says that it is not surprising that everyone wants to know HBK's opinion regarding Lesnar vs. Triple H. Everyone should be asking HBK's opinion, and Paul calls him the greatest in ring performer in WWE history. Heyman says Brock would like to hear an opinion, Lesnar doesn't want to know about Summerslam, because Lesnar is not showing up as an entertainer. He doesn't want to be a showstopper, Mr. WrestleMania or anything of the sort. Lesnar will show up to fight Triple H, and to prove that he is the baddest dude on the planet. HBK says he is not here to dispute the attributes of Lesnar. HBK stops Heyman and says not to put words in his mouth. Any other time with any other guy, Lesnar is the man. HBK says he should not have gone personal with Triple H, that turned Triple H into someone HBK doesn't know anymore due to that. HBK says that at Summerslam, he will pick Triple H. he believes that, and he believes it so much, that he wants to be there personally to see it. HBK says he will be in Triple H's corner to watch him defeat Lesnar. Paul says that is the big announcement that will be played over time when they look at the end of Triple H. Paul says HBK go tto leave on his own terms, but now HBK, Stephanie and his kids will have to watch his destruction. Lesnar now says that HBK thinks that Triple H will win because HBK has never been in the ring with Lesnar, until now.
And here comes Triple H. Triple H is all taped up for a fight. Triple H enters the ring and stares down Lesnar. Lesnar laughs at them, and leaves the ring. He grabs a mic and reenters, saying that he will see Triple H at Summerslam. He then tells HBK that he will see him before then. Lesnar and Heyman bail as Triple H stares them down.
-Highlights of Sheamus stealing Del Rio's car.
-Sheamus TOUTS about his grand theft auto.
-Chris Jericho joins the commentary team.
Alex Riley vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero
Ziggler shows off a bit to begin, and then Riley gets a takedown. Lock up, Ziggler works the arm but Riley with a takedown and cover for 1. Arm drag by Riley, to the corner and Ziggler with a knee to the gut. He lays the boots to Riley, and ten talks shit to Jericho. Ziggler with rights to Riley, who fires back, but Ziggler back in control with a dropkick. Elbow drop by Ziggler gets 2. Riley fights back again with rights, but Ziggler beats him down again. Ziggler shows off a bit, lays In some boots and then rights follow. Riley back once again with rights, off the ropes and a hip toss. Riley misses a corner charge, eats the post, and a neck breaker by Ziggler. Ziggler mocks Jericho's one foot pin, and Jericho decides to TOUT the match. Riley rolls up Ziggler and gets the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Alex Riley @ 5:00 via
-Cole and King confirm the Kane vs. Miz match, which will be NEXT!
-Sheamus TOUTS again about his grand theft auto.
Non-Title Match: The Miz © vs. Kane
Lock up to begin, to the corner and Kane breaks clean, but Miz with a cheap shot. Bad idea as Kane starts to beat his ass in the corner. Kane breaks before the count, but Miz back with a chop block and now attacks the knee of Kane. Miz in control, covers for 1. To the corner and Miz lays the boots in on Kane, and then continues to work the knee. Kaner back with uppercuts, but Miz dropkicks the knee and takes Kane down. Miz covers again for 2. headlock by Miz, Kane works to his feet and escapes. Kane drops Miz with an uppercut, a slam follows and then a basement dropkick to Miz follows and a cover gets 2. To the corner, clothesline by Kane. Charges again, misses and Miz tries for the finale, countered and then Miz dropkicks the knee, and sends Kane to the corner. Miz set, rushes and eats a snake eye sin the corner. Chokeslam by Kane, and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kane @ 4:00 via pin
-Sheamus returns in Del Rio's car, which is jacked up with shrubbery and food all over it.
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