counters a hip toss and gets another headlock takedown. We head to a commercial @ 1:00.
Back form a commercial @ 4:00, with Miz in control. Josh Matthews has joined the commentary team. Miz bails to the floor, takes a powder and then back in. Cena takes him to the corner, gets the bulldog. A cover by Cena gets 2. Boot by Miz, running boot to the face follows and a cover gets 2 for Miz. Miz gets the corner clothesline, and then heads up top. Double axe handle off the top by Miz gets 2. Miz now works a chinlock to keep Cena on the mat. Cena fights to his feet, powers out of the hold but a knee by Miz stops that. Cena back with a suplex, but Miz back with the back breaker-neck breaker combo for 2. Kick to the face by Miz, and a cover gets 2. Miz with another kick to the face, and covers again for 2. Miz tries a kick again, stopped and an STF by Cena. Miz makes the bottom rope and Cena has to break. DDT by Miz connects, and he covers for 2. Miz looks for the finale, sets, Cena up and escapes, counter but Miz with the side effect gets 2. Miz sets again, misses the corner clothesline. Shoulder blocks by Cena, proto bomb, you can't see me five-knuckle shuffle and goes for the AA and gets it. That is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: John Cena @ 10:00 via pin
-AJ says that the main event tonight is Punk vs. Lawler, and it will be a RAW ACTIVE match. The WWE Universe can choose the match, either a tables match, a cage match or a no DQ match.
-We get another Triple H video package.
-Ziggler and Del Rio vs. Orton and Sheamus later tonight.
-Back to anger management class, and Bryan looks bored. Bryan is asked to comment on Harrold's sharing. He rants about AJ and everything she has done to him. he is stuck here with these people, and says it can't get any worse. And here comes KANE IN HIS GEAR! Bryan rants about Kane being there.
-Heath Slater TOUTS about beating Sin Cara.
Heath Slater vs. Santino Marella
Santino does wacky martial arts moves, and then takes down Slater. Santino has some fun at Slater's expense, and then some air guitar by Slater. Santino tries it, and Slater attacks. Slater lays the boots to Santino, and then covers for 2. Knees to the back by Slater, rights follow. Slater celebrates, and then chokes out Santino in the ropes. Boring chants now as Slater covers for 2. Slater to the 2nd rope, but then drops down and goes to the other corner. Santino rolls away again and Slater drops down and then gets rolled up for 2. Jabs by Santino, split, hip toss, saluting head butt and now cobra time. Aksana's music hits and distracts the cobra. Santino hits Slater with it anyway, and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Santino @ 3:00 via pin
-Brodus Clay and Sin Cara are out for tag team action.
-Damien Sandow has a mic, and says that he is the intellectual savior. He is happy to announce he has experienced a miracle, he found someone he can have an intellectual conversation with. Cody Rhodes. Cody has a mic and thanks Sandow. He says this match is perfect, since Clay has the girth of the people of Milwaukee, and Sin Cara has their hideous looks. But at least he is considerate enough to wear a mask…for now.
Brodus Clay and Sin Cara vs. Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
JIP with Cody in control of Cara. Running knee connects and a cover gets 2. Tag to Sandow, Russian leg sweep connects, and then the elbow drop gets 2. Rights by Sandow follow, and then lays the boots to Cara. Tag to Cody, more boots to Cara, and continues the beat down. Cody off the ropes, RANA by Cara and BOTH men are down. Tag to Clay, and he starts to clean house on Cody. Corner splash connects, and then a running powerslam gets 2 as Sandow makes the save. He targets the knee of Clay, but Cara sends him to the floor. Hit a big cross body to Sandow on the floor, and Cody jumps into a head butt by Clay. Big splash connects and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Brodus Clay and Sin Cara @ 2:30 via pin
-Clay, Cara and the girls dance with the kids.
-Back to anger management. The leader asks if Kane wants to remove his mask, and he takes off the outer mask, and still has his regular one on. Kane says he is the devil's favorite demon. When asked about what makes him angry, and is asked about his childhood. Bryan says this is a bad idea. Kane then says that he grew up locked in a basement and had emotional scarring when his brother burnt his parents to death. He went to medical institutions, and buried his brother alive, twice. He had a girlfriend named Katie, but that didn't work out so well. His put his father in a freezer, has an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose and once electrocuted another man's testicles. The instructor says they should call it a day, and asks them to make an anger collage. Harold thanks Kane for sharing, and offers a hug. Kane looks to destroy him, but says no problem and leaves.
-Another Triple H video package.
Daniel Bryan vs. R Truth w/Kofi Kingston and Little Jimmy
Bryan tries to stay calm on his way to the ring. Deep breaths man, count to 10. Kofi is on commentary, discussing Little Jimmy. Truth and Bryan exchange a fist bump pre-match, he's off to a good start. Goatface chants now, and Bryan tries to stay calm. Truth jokes that Little Jimmy wants a fist bump and Bryan does, and then attacks Truth. Truth fights back, leg lariat follows. Spinning forearm by Truth gets 2. Off the ropes, and Truth sends Bryan to the floor. Truth follows, and slaps the shit out of Bryan. Truth gets a mic and talks with Little Jimmy. He then starts YES chants, and Bryan gets pissed off and starts to yell NO. he grabs the mic, yells NO repeatedly, and then gets counted out.
OFFICIAL RESULT: R Truth @ 3:00 via countout
-Bryan throws a fit after the match.
-Triple H appears next.
-Here comes the H's. He has a cast on the "broken" left arm thanks to that dastardly Brock Lesnar. Cole and Matthews stand in silence to honor Triple H. Yup. Triple H stays silent to soak in the... (Continues on next page)