OFFICIAL RESULT: Dolph Ziggler @ 13:00 via pin
-Cole breaks down the Punk vs. Lawler pre-show brawl.
-Time for more anger management classes, and we get to see anger collages. Bryan's is filled with YES and NO. he explains the yes chants, and the fact that he now says no and they still say yes, and he rips it up. Kane gets to share next, and has a blank piece of paper. When asked how he feels inside, Kane gets up and tosses the paper in a trashcan and does his pose, setting it on fire. Bryan calls him a teacher's pet. Next they will discuss their families.
-Cole and Miz joke about the anger management deal, as Sin Cara walks. He will tag with Rey Mysterio tonight.
Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes and Tensai w/Sakamoto
Cara and Cody to begin, some counters and a handspring elbow by Cara. He backs off…
~commercial time~
Tensai in control now, beating down Sin Cara. Rights and head butts in the corner. Tag to Cody, and Cody covers for 2. Cody now works the surfboard, Cara out and then Cody beats him down and tries to remove his mask. To the corner, tag to Tensai and he delivers uppercuts to Cara. Big slam by Tensai, and then the Vulcan neck pinch. To the corner now, boots by Cara, tag to Cody and he cuts off Cara from making the tag. Cara battles back, tag to Rey. Head scissors by Rey, rights to Cody, up top and a Thesz press connects for 2. Tensai breaks that up, Rey escapes a back breaker and trips up Tensai. 619 to Tensai. Missile dropkick by Cara follows. Cody grabs Rey, gut buster suplex gets 2 for Cody. Rey counters a powerbomb, 619 to Cody. Tag to Cara, senton connects on Cody and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio @ 8:00 via pin
-More anger management class with Bryan and Kane. They are holding hands, and the doctor says they have anger issues due to trust issues. Kane and Bryan are not participating. The doctor says Bryan and Kane will demonstrate. They reluctantly agree. Bryan has to fall backwards, so Kane can catch him. Bryan refuses, and then says he trusts Kane. Kane catches him and the room claps for them. The doctor says they can move to part two, catching Harold. Poor Harold is not caught, and they ask each other if they knew that they were not going to catch him. Bryan says he thinks he understands Kane, and poor Harold needs medical attention.
-Sheamus makes his way to the ring.
-Punk now makes his way to the ring. He is not dressed to wrestle. He grabs a mic and says that he is home in sweet Chicago. Punk says that Chicago respects him, and his decisions. They get it, they understand. They know that this should be a main event, and that Punk is a main eventer. Punk then says that it is Labor Day, and some people have taken the day off work. So he is doing the same. Punk leaves. Sheamus grabs the mic and says that Punk has disrespected the crowd by walking. The fans want to see the match. We see Punk backstage, walking. AJ meets him and says he cannot leave. He says to check the contract because he has personal days.. Punk gets in a car and leaves. Striker arrives and asks AJ what she will do about this, and she asks who he is. She then tells Striker to tell Sheamus to stay in the ring, she will find him an opponent.
-Alberto Del Rio now makes his way to the ring.
-Poor Jack Swagger will face Sheamus.
Non-Title Match: Jack Swagger vs. Sheamus ©
Lock up, to the corner and the ref breaks them up. Off the ropes, shoulder block by Sheamus and a cover gets 2. Sheamus works the arm, to the corner and shoulder blocks by Swagger. Sheamus to the apron, rights to Swagger, up top and a shoulder block and a cover for 2. off the ropes, boot by Swagger, and then a chop block to the knee of Sheamus gets 2 for Swagger. Rights to Sheamus in the corner, but Sheamus back with the boot and the axe handle smash. Shoulder block by Sheamus, misses the knee and Sheamus counters a suplex, but Swagger counters white noise. Vader splash gets 2. Knee lift by Sheamus, and now the Texas Cloverleaf applied. Swagger taps.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus @ 2:45 via submission
RATING: NR
-Del Rio is pissed at ringside as Sheamus stares him down. Del Rio hits the ring and they brawl. Rodriguez in and Sheamus tosses him. White noise by Sheamus to Del Rio. Sheamus backs off, looks for the brogue kick and Rodriguez takes the boot for Del Rio, who escapes.
-We get a replay of Rodriguez getting destroyed by the brogue kick.
-Eve makes her way to the ring.
-Layla joins commentary.
Eve vs. Kaitlyn
Lock up to begin, counters and a trip by Kaitlyn. Cross body off the ropes and a cover for 2. Side headlock by Kaitlyn, off the ropes and Kaitlyn counters a hip toss, and then gets one on Eve. Forearm shots by Eve, mounted rights follow and the ref tries to break it up. He pulls Eve off Kaitlyn, they circle and Eve offers to shake hands. Kaitlyn refuses, and they lock up. Eve works the arm, to the corner and Kaitlyn counters, but then eats a drop toehold. Front facelock by Eve, Layla and Layla bitch on commentary and totally ignore the match. Off the ropes, Eve takes Kaitlyn down and the ref checks on her. Eve shows some fake concern, Kaitlyn is apparently ok and Eve gets a neck breaker and the win.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Eve @ 3:00 via pin
RATING: DUD
-Eve checks on Kaitlyn after the... (Continues on next page)