Thanks to Derrick "Mudman" Windsor for texting us the following results from The Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA:

Dark Match:

Brodus Clay w/ his dancers defeated Michael McGillicutty. Pretty much a squash match.

WWE Superstars (Airing This Thursday):

Primo & Epico w/ Rosita defeated Mason Ryan & Alex Riley to retain the WWE tag-team titles. Decent back and forth action.

Eve Torres & WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix defeated Tamina Snuka & Natalya. An "OK match". The finish came when Eve Torres hit a moonsault off the top rope on Tamina.