Santino Marella defeated Luke Hawx. At least it sounded like that was the local wrestler's name. Santino won in five minutes with The Cobra.
Michael Cole and JBL came out for commentary. Sign Guy is in the front row. There was a pretty cool video of John Cena and Sign Guy being a superhero. Not much of a video for Damien Sandow. There was a huge pop for Cena's entrance.
John Cena defeated Damien Sandow by submission in 15:00. Damien cut a promo on the way to the ring using big words and making fun of Cena. Sandow walked back up the ramp and Cena ran after him. Sandow eventually got Cena to the ground and did the lame cartwheel.
Cena started to come back only to be thrown out of the ring. Cena got caught in the ropes and Sandow went to town on him. They brawled to the outside and Sandow threw Cena into steps. Three cartwheels was enough. Cena came back with his usual moves. Sandow reversed the AA, but Cena made him tap out. Cena was shaking hands with kids and almost pulled a kid over the rail. Its ok the kid got an armband.
U.S. Champion Antonio Cesaro defeated Zack Ryder in 9:00. Nice back and forth action to start. Zack eventually knocked Cesaro out of the ring and baseball slide kicked him. Outside of the ring, Cesaro rammed Ryder into the turnbuckle ribs first. Cesaro got him in the ring and jumped on his chest. Ryder fought back and went for the Broski boot, but Cesaro rolled out of the ring. Ryder jumped after him but got a nasty uppercut from Cesaro. Antonio threw him in the ring and hit Ryder with his finisher for the win. Good match.