CM PunkPhillip Jack Brooks
- Birthdate: 10/26/1978 (age 36)
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 218 Ib
He was titled in the WWE as "the longest-reigni...
Orton backs Barrett in the corner and breaks clean before the count of 5. They lock up and this time Barrett sends Orton into the corner but cheapshots instead of a clean break. Orton reverses an Irish whip and connects with the Thesz press combo. Barrett rolls to the outside, and Orton quickly follows. Barrett tries to slam Orton's head into the announce table but Orton blocks it and instead sends him into the announce table face-first. Orton backdrops Barrett right on the barricade and rolls him in. Orton goes for the cover but only gets 2. Orton does a sort-of "Garvin Stomp" combo then hits a running kick to the head. Barrett attempts a clothesline but Orton ducks and clotheslines him out to the floor. Orton is in control as we go to commercial.
Orton is breaking out of a reverse chinlock as we come back from break. He's successful but runs into a Barrett kneelift right to the gut. Barrett slaps on another reverse chinlock and the Houston crowd tries to wake up "The Viper". Orton breaks out again and kicks Barrett in the face during a backdrop attempt. Barrett responds with a big boot of his own and a 2-count during a pinfall attempt. Barrett places Orton on the apron and delivers a series of knee strikes. Barrett follows up with a big boot, then pulls Orton back. He goes for another pin and it's another 2.
Barrett slaps on the third reverse chinlock of the match. Orton reverses into a back suplex to create separation. Orton and Barrett trade rights, until Barrett goes down low with a kick. Orton is whipped into the corner, but comes exploding out with a series of clotheslines followed by the powerslam. Barrett rolls to the apron, and drops Orton throat-first on the top rope. Barrett runs in to try to take advantage but Orton responds with a backbreaker. Barrett rolls back to the apron and this time Orton connects with the Hanging DDT. Orton "coils up" and goes for the RKO but Barrett pushes him off and sends him shoulder-first into the ring post. Barrett readies up the Bull Hammer and connects with it for the 1...2...3!
Winner [via Pinfall]: Wade Barrett (10:27)
WWE Divas Champion Eve Torres is approached backstage by Booker T and Teddy Long. Booker adds a stipulation to her match against Kaitlyn tonight: if she tries to get herself counted out or disqualified, she will be stripped of the championship. Torres tries to change Booker's mind, using her seductive voice, but Booker just laughs her off. Long laughs as well, and Torres slaps him. Booker is now laughing at Long's expense before asking him if he's alright.
Team Hell No Visits Dr. Shelby
We join Daniel Bryan and Kane from "Earlier Today". Bryan tells Kane that whatever Dr. Shelby asks them they lie and tell him what he wants to hear. They shake hands on it and Dr. Shelby comes in. He says he's proud of them for shaking hands and asks who wants a group hug. Bryan reluctantly says "we do" and the hugging commences.
All three sit down and Bryan asks if they can go since they've beaten their "anger problem". Dr. Shelby says he has some follow-up questions before they can go. First question goes to Bryan: "what's your favorite part of Kane?". Bryan compliments Kane on his height, his ability to set things on fire by lifting his arms somehow, and his dancing. The question goes to Kane and Kane says Bryan is very agile in the ring, has a great beard, and isn't afraid to admit that sometimes he wears women's clothing. Dr. Shelby gets on his phone and asks his assistant "Kristen" to "send them in".
In come The Rhodes Scholars and Dr. Shelby says they are here to purposely antagonize them so they can learn to "go to their happy place". Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes harshly critique his methods. Rhodes says he doesn't know who's a bigger failure: Team Hell No as a team or Dr. Shelby as a therapist. Sandow