CM PunkPhillip Jack Brooks
- Birthdate: 10/26/1978 (age 36)
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 218 Ib
He was titled in the WWE as "the longest-reigni...
3MB naturally all go after Sheamus at once. They attempt to eliminate him in the corner but he easily fights his way out. Sheamus sends Slater into the corner, and McIntyre/Mahal attack from behind. They attempt a double team move but Sheamus drops them both. Sheamus hits the rolling senton on McIntyre then goes to throw him out, but the other two 3MB members stop him. Mahal chokes Sheamus with his knee as Slater celebrates. They go to eliminate Sheamus once again but he once again fights them off. 3MB circle Sheamus and beat him down to the mat. Mahal goes to the second turnbuckle as Slater/McIntyre lift Sheamus up. Sheamus throws them into Mahal, who falls to the floor. Sheamus then eliminates McIntyre with a clothesline. Sheamus goes for a Brogue Kick on Slater but Slater sidesteps. Sheamus ends up on the apron. He tries to eliminate Slater but Mahal/McIntyre attack Sheamus and knock him to the floor. HEATH SLATER WON A MATCH, GUYS.
Winner: Heath Slater (3:13)
Post-Match: 3MB celebrate the victory, but Sheamus breaks up the party. He drops Slater and McIntyre with Brogue Kicks.
Josh Matthews is backstage in the locker room with John Cena. Cena interrupts his question and goes on a rant about how it's the 20th anniversary of Raw. He namedrops a bunch of names from the past, mocking Braden Walker (Chris Harris) in the process. Cena finally focuses and says that the ring belongs to him and Dolph Ziggler will "GET THE F OUT" of it at the end of their match like WWF did when they were forced to drop the F.
The Miz comes out to hype up his upcoming "MizTV" segment. He gives us a hint as to who will be on by "WOOO!"-ing and strutting. I think it's Butch Reed, I don't know about you guys. The segment is next!
MizTV w/ "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
The Miz is now in the ring. He namedrops some of the classic WWE talk shows of the past (Piper's Pit, Highlight Reel, etc.) and says that his is the best in 20 years. Miz then introduces his guest: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!
Out comes "The Nature Boy", styling and profiling like he usually does. Miz invites him to sit down as he enters the ring. Miz says Flair has done everything on Raw from wrestling Mr. Perfect to starting the supergroup Evolution. Miz asks Flair what his favorite must-see moment of the last 20 years was. Flair truthfully responds with his big retirement party the night after he lost to Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. Flair says he wants to talk about the future and says things are getting better and better. Flair says he's looking forward to seeing Ryback take down The Shield. Miz starts in with his "Really?" schtick and Flair responds with strutting and saying "Really" back. Miz says that was awesome and tells him to strut again. They trade "WOO!"s in the center of the ring.
Miz then introduces a video montage of all the colorful characters and their catchphrases over the past 20 years. D-X, CM Punk, Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, and Val Venis are among those that are highlighted. Montage ends with Austin's "And that's the bottom liiiiiiine...".
We go back live and Miz says one catchphrase was missing. Miz goads Flair into saying his "limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheelin' deelin' son of a gun!" catchphrase.
The music of U.S. Champion Antonio Cesaro interrupts Flair mid-catchphrase. Cesaro says he doesn't need a catchphrase and doesn't have to rely on crutches when he has something to say. Cesaro says Miz and Flair embody America better than everyone else does. He calls Miz a "failed Reality TV star" and calls Flair out on his overspending habits to maintain an illusion. Cesaro gets in the ring and says as great as Flair was he has nothing to show for it...other than a bar tab he can't pay. Cesaro holds up the "4 Horseman" hand signal and says all that stands for nowadays are his "four ex-wives". Miz interrupts, getting into Cesaro's face and tossing his own chairs around. He says he'll pay Flair's tab tonight but give Cesaro a receipt right...now. Cesaro says he's going to be the bigger man and walk away. Flair grabs him as he tries to leave and chops him repeatedly. Flair whips Cesaro in Miz, who drops Cesaro with the Skull Crushing Finale. Flair struts around the