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John Cena
John Felix Anthony Cena
  • Birthdate: 04/23/1977 (age 37)
  • Height: 6'1"
  • Weight: 251 Ib

Cena is known as "the face of the WWE for a lon...

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...usually have a day off, playing video games. He "realizes" the kid's keeping him at noob level and tells him to leave "Skidmark187" alone. He then points out a lady who would usually spend a night out on Saturday and relive it on Sunday, and how they guy she spent that Saturday with ends up spending a ton on Yager bombs and blow-up dolls...anyway, the main point is that all of that stops, and all eyes are on the Royal Rumble this Sunday, which Cena says that he WILL win!

-Sheamus out now, who disagrees with Cena, saying he will repeat. Then HE'S interrupted by the Primetime Players, after which Randy Orton, The Miz, Antonio Cesaro, and 3MB all make their way out to the ring and guarantee victory. The rest of the WWE roster makes their way to the ring and all hell breaks loose as we get a potential preview of the Royal Rumble this Sunday!

-End Show.

Credit: Ken Hill