CM PunkPhillip Jack Brooks
- Birthdate: 10/26/1978 (age 36)
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 218 Ib
He was titled in the WWE as "the longest-reigni...
Winner by pinfall – Fandango
Back from the break, and out comes The World Heavyweight Champion John Cena. Very mixed reaction from this UK crowd. The Real Americans make their way to the ring for this handicap match. Zeb Coulter has a mic in hand. Coulter says that today in the US is Veteran’s Day. He says that he and The Real Americans know they are on foreign territory. He says they are in a country full of soccer thugs, bad food, and people who think Mr. Bean is funny. He continues trashing the UK people, and tells everyone to repeat after him “We the People.”
John Cena vs. The Real Americans
Jack Swagger will start the match against John Cena. Dueling Let’s go Cena/Cena Sucks chants to begin this match. Swagger goes for the injured arm early, but Cena pushes him away. The 2 men lock up, and Cena hits a quick arm drag. Swagger tags in Cesaro. As the men lock up, Alberto Del Rio’s music starts up and he comes out waving the Mexican flag. Cesaro throws Cena to the outside and Swagger hits him with a cheap shot. Cesaro throws Cena back first into the barricade as we go to commercial.
As we return, Cesaro is still in control of John Cena. Cesaro with a european uppercut, and then hits the ropes and kicks Cena in the back. Del Rio has joined the announce team for this match. Cesaro tags in Swagger, and Swagger locks in a rear chin lock. Cena gets out with a belly to back suplex. Cesaro tags in and Cena catches him with neck breaker. 2 count for Cena. Swagger tags in and hits a Swagger Bomb. He goes for a 2nd one and connects with it. He goes for a 3rd, but Cena rolls out of the way. Cesaro tags in, but Cena hits Cesaro and Swagger with the shoulder blocks. He goes for another on Cesaro, but he catches him with a huge european uppercut. Swagger tags in, and tries to put Cena in the Patriot Lock. Cena fights out, and Cesaro tags in. Cena rolls out of a cross body, and attempts an AA, but Swagger hits a chop block. Cesaro sets up Cena for the Neutralizer, but Cena fights out with a back body drop. Swagger tags in, and hits the spinning belly to back suplex. Cena with the 5 knuckle shuffle. He gets Swagger up, but Swagger fights out and gets Cena in the Patriot Lock. Cena trying to reach for the ropes. He rolls through and hits Swagger with an AA. He goes for the cover, but Cesaro breaks up the count. All 3 men are down now. Cesaro back in the corner calling for a tag from Swagger. Swagger gets the tag to Cesaro. Cesaro charges him, Cena floats around him and hits a big power bomb for a 2 count. Dueling chants toward Cena again. Cesaro and Cena trade shots. Cena wins that exchance, but Cesaro hits his lifting european uppercut. He goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count! Cesaro waiting for Cena to get to his feet. Cesaro hits a huge running elbow to Cena in the corner. He sets Cena up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up, but Cena fights him off. Cesaro tags in Swagger. He jumps up on the rope, but gets knocked off as well. Cena with a cross body on Swagger. He knocks Cesaro off the apron, and then locks the STF on Swagger. Swagger taps out!
Winner by submission – John Cena
After the match, Cesaro gets in the ring to attack Cena, but Cena throws him out of the ring. Del Rio attacks Cena from behind with a steel chair. He puts Cena’s arm in the chair and stomps on it. He then puts him in the cross arm breaker. Ref’s come out to break it